Guest Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Just curious, Twi, does this guy have the following items: 1. A keyboard 2. A drink that he routinely brings, preferably in a bottle 3. An office chair with an adjustable height seat?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Just curious, Twi, does this guy have the following items: 1. A keyboard 2. A drink that he routinely brings, preferably in a bottle 3. An office chair with an adjustable height seat? 1. Yes. 2. No, but he almost always grabs a soda from the mini fridge. 3. I think so.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Can of soda or bottle? Can.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Minecraft Story Mode is coming out on the Wii U?! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 This. Even better; sticky note his car. Take all the hole punch leavings from each Hole-Puncher and put them in his A/C or all over his desk. Mess with his desktop, send emails from his computer if he doesn't lock it. Control/alt/up-arrow will flip a desktop screen upside-down. Control/alt/down-arrow flips it back again. I do this to coworkers on a regular basis. It's corporate policy that we're supposed to lock our screens when we leave our desks; that's my friendly way of pointing out that they forgot. Nobody's ever gotten me yet. 6
Guest Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Darn it. Well that was gonna be a bit mean anyway. 1. Get a piece of wax paper and put glue on it in the shape of a spill. Mix food coloring as desired. When dry, peel off of wax paper and arrange in keyboard. 2. Attach air horn to main post of chair, so when he sits down, the shock absorbers engage and set off the horn. 3. Take a screenshot of his desktop while he is gone and set it as his desktop background. Next, hit Control+Alt+Delete and close "system.exe" This will basically close part of the visible operating system but leave the background that you set. He will be futilely clicking on nonexistent buttons. 4. (This is possibly the most evil one, except for the soda one) Get his phone number somehow. Make up some professional-looking posters that say something like "Chewbacca Roar Contest: Call <his number> and give your best impression of Chewbacca's roar in the voicemail. Contest ends <whatever date>! Winner receives <some kind of fake prize>!" Of course, a picture of Chewbacca's head is mandatory on these posters. Put them up anywhere where he won't see them. Like literally anywhere around town, near a comic book store, in an ice cream place, wherever. When you're ready for the prank to be up, just tape one somewhere in his office and wait for the reaction.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 4. (This is possibly the most evil one, except for the soda one) Get his phone number somehow. Make up some professional-looking posters that say something like "Chewbacca Roar Contest: Call <his number> and give your best impression of Chewbacca's roar in the voicemail. Contest ends <whatever date>! Winner receives <some kind of fake prize>!" Of course, a picture of Chewbacca's head is mandatory on these posters. Put them up anywhere where he won't see them. Like literally anywhere around town, near a comic book store, in an ice cream place, wherever. When you're ready for the prank to be up, just tape one somewhere in his office and wait for the reaction. I stand in awe of your evilness. That is truly, truly beautiful. 2
Guest Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 I stand in awe of your evilness. That is truly, truly beautiful. I've done it. This is not theoretical. The reaction...oh storms, the reaction...if you do this right, the only thing you have to do is make sure the guy has unlimited calling on his phone plan; otherwise it's just mean.
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 My fencing lesson went well, no one was hurt and no meter sticks were destroyed. They only know the basic of fencing, but it is a start. I have Homecoming tomorrow, and I am a very nervous escort. I don't do crowds or loud noises well. 4
+Slowswift Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 I forgot about this place Oh We certainly didn't forget about you!
Kestrel she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 I keep checking but I never post asdfghjkl
+Slowswift Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 I keep checking but I never post asdfghjkl Life get in the way?
Kestrel she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 More like I'm lazy Haven't had much to say anyway Not much happening 1
+Slowswift Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 More like I'm lazy Haven't had much to say anyway Not much happening Well, it's nice to see you again anyways! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Every night, my family hangs out in front of the TV for an hour and we watch a show everyone likes. Or at least tolerates. Some nights, I admit I join them more out of a sense of obligation, but tonight I was actually looking forward to it. My brother and the older of my two sisters are both home, so I figured it'd be fun. I took a shower. I told my mom I'd take a shower and then come watch TV. When my brother or sister do something similar, she holds off on the favorite shows until they're ready. She'll put on news or Chopped or something instead. Otherwise, she'll rewind it so nobody has to miss anything. I showered fast. I got my PJs on. I went downstairs. They were in the middle of an episode of The Jim Gaffigan Show, which we all find hilarious. My brother was sprawled out on the loveseat; my sister sat in the armchair; and my mom was sitting in the very middle of the sofa (a spot she doesn't move from, even when I sit next to her, so I'm always uncomfortably close. Seriously, she knows I have personal space issues). She didn't invite me to sit or offer to rewind it. Is it okay if I hang out with you guys tonight? 4
+Slowswift Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Every night, my family hangs out in front of the TV for an hour and we watch a show everyone likes. Or at least tolerates. Some nights, I admit I join them more out of a sense of obligation, but tonight I was actually looking forward to it. My brother and the older of my two sisters are both home, so I figured it'd be fun. I took a shower. I told my mom I'd take a shower and then come watch TV. When my brother or sister do something similar, she holds off on the favorite shows until they're ready. She'll put on news or Chopped or something instead. Otherwise, she'll rewind it so nobody has to miss anything. I showered fast. I got my PJs on. I went downstairs. They were in the middle of an episode of The Jim Gaffigan Show, which we all find hilarious. My brother was sprawled out on the loveseat; my sister sat in the armchair; and my mom was sitting in the very middle of the sofa (a spot she doesn't move from, even when I sit next to her, so I'm always uncomfortably close. Seriously, she knows I have personal space issues). She didn't invite me to sit or offer to rewind it. Is it okay if I hang out with you guys tonight? Absolutely! Edited September 25, 2015 by Slowswift 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Minecraft Story Mode is coming out on the Wii U?! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! gief!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Aaaaannnnnnd I left a comment on a blog hours ago, and it's still "awaiting moderation." Which probably means I said something unbelievably stupid and the writer is just too nice to actually delete it. Which sucks because he's one I admire. 2
Claincy he/him Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Aaaaannnnnnd I left a comment on a blog hours ago, and it's still "awaiting moderation." Which probably means I said something unbelievably stupid and the writer is just too nice to actually delete it. Which sucks because he's one I admire. Oooooor they're asleep, or busy I wouldn't worry about that for another 24 hours or so. (Actually technically I would worry, but that's anxiety not logic ) ...1... 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Oooooor they're asleep, or busy I wouldn't worry about that for another 24 hours or so. (Actually technically I would worry, but that's anxiety not logic ) ...1... Yeah, probably. No other comments have been posted yet, and he's a pretty popular blogger, so he may just not have gotten around to sifting through his comments yet. It's just kind of a bad night. You know how when one sucky thing happens, it can kind of taint everything else and make it all spiral into a black hole of suck? That's kind of what Mom excluding me from TV time did. And I know everyone will give me this song and dance about how she didn't do it on purpose, she wanted to watch the show, blah blah blah, but the fact is that if she wants to include someone, she'll insist on including them. If she doesn't want to include someone, she'll pretend they're not there. The way she did with me tonight. Didn't even look at me. My siblings didn't bother, either. So now everything is looking worse by comparison, to the point where I'm thinking I shouldn't even bother getting a pug. Like I said, bad night. 3
Claincy he/him Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Yeah, probably. No other comments have been posted yet, and he's a pretty popular blogger, so he may just not have gotten around to sifting through his comments yet. It's just kind of a bad night. You know how when one sucky thing happens, it can kind of taint everything else and make it all spiral into a black hole of suck? Yeah I know exactly what you mean :/ So now everything is looking worse by comparison, to the point where I'm thinking I shouldn't even bother getting a pug. From what you've said here I'm pretty convinced you really need a pug. When you're feeling down like this are the times that having a pug might be the most helpful I think. ...oh yes...0... 3
Kestrel she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE SO HELP ME 5
ThirdGen Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 It's just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. 1
Recommended Posts