Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 I just now realized this post is popular. Thanks, guys! * tips bowler hat * Thank you for the awesome post! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 I have found Big Al's nemesis. Look at him. Look at that smug little grin. "I want Taco Bell," says Doug the Pug. "I can eat Taco Bell anytime I want," says Doug the Pug. He can eat there without fear or knowledge of the Incident, and he knows it. He's gloating. Lording his love of Taco Bell over the rest of us. Enticing Al's enemies toward the waiting embrace of their nearest store, where they know they will be safe from Al's Sausage McMuffining ways. ….well, that, or he's hoping that his grin will get Al to face his fear and remove the corruption, then join him at Taco Bell for a few chalupas. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 I have found Big Al's nemesis. Look at him. Look at that smug little grin. "I want Taco Bell," says Doug the Pug. "I can eat Taco Bell anytime I want," says Doug the Pug. He can eat there without fear or knowledge of the Incident, and he knows it. He's gloating. Lording his love of Taco Bell over the rest of us. Enticing Al's enemies toward the waiting embrace of their nearest store, where they know they will be safe from Al's Sausage McMuffining ways. ….well, that, or he's hoping that his grin will get Al to face his fear and remove the corruption, then join him at Taco Bell for a few chalupas. Either way, I would read that WHOOC. Question. I only got part of the Lightwards scene done today, and I'm not going to be able to finish it most likely until tomorrow. Should I go ahead and post my finished Sam scene now, or wait till tomorrow and post her and Lightwards together?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 Either way, I would read that WHOOC. Question. I only got part of the Lightwards scene done today, and I'm not going to be able to finish it most likely until tomorrow. Should I go ahead and post my finished Sam scene now, or wait till tomorrow and post her and Lightwards together? In which a pug saves an Epic with burritos. Either way, I think. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 In which a pug saves an Epic with burritos. Either way, I think. AKA, the best redemption scene ever. Aaaand Sam scene posted.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 I have found Big Al's nemesis. Look at him. Look at that smug little grin. "I want Taco Bell," says Doug the Pug. "I can eat Taco Bell anytime I want," says Doug the Pug. He can eat there without fear or knowledge of the Incident, and he knows it. He's gloating. Lording his love of Taco Bell over the rest of us. Enticing Al's enemies toward the waiting embrace of their nearest store, where they know they will be safe from Al's Sausage McMuffining ways. ….well, that, or he's hoping that his grin will get Al to face his fear and remove the corruption, then join him at Taco Bell for a few chalupas. How did Big Al even become afraid of Taco Bell anyway?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 Aaaand Sam scene posted. Methinks Funtimes will take this next scene. How did Big Al even become afraid of Taco Bell anyway? No idea. He was your NPC originally.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Methinks Funtimes will take this next scene. Ha. I anticipated that you'd make that decision, actually. I look forward to it, though. How did Big Al even become afraid of Taco Bell anyway? The... Incident. 2
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Ha. I anticipated that you'd make that decision, actually. I look forward to it, though. The... Incident. Caused by the... Event 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Caused by the... Event Which is itself a by-product of... the Cause. 2
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Which is itself a by-product of... the Cause. Which was in turn produced by... the Question. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Which was in turn produced by... the Question. Itself stemming from... the Sparkles, or lack thereof. 2
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Itself stemming from... the Sparkles, or lack thereof. This dear reader has been the tl;dr version of What Happened in Oregon. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 The... Incident. Caused by the... Event Which is itself a by-product of... the Cause. Which was in turn produced by... the Question. Itself stemming from... the Sparkles, or lack thereof. This dear reader has been the tl;dr version of What Happened in Oregon. 3
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 And then Twi locked all threads and the internet exploded in rage. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) And then Twi locked all threads and the internet exploded in rage. Really? It took that much effort? Usually all that's needed for an internet ragesplosion is expressing the wrong opinion on the wrong site. Like saying "I think Coke and Pepsi are both gross" almost anywhere. Edited August 16, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 3
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Really? It took that much effort? Usually all that's needed for an internet ragesplosion is expressing the wrong opinion on the wrong site. Like saying "I think Coke and Pepsi are both gross" almost anywhere. What!? How dare you! I am never coming back! *Leaves* ... *Sheepishly comes back five seconds later* "I missed you guys!" *Bursts into tears* 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 I have found Big Al's nemesis. Look at him. Look at that smug little grin. "I want Taco Bell," says Doug the Pug. "I can eat Taco Bell anytime I want," says Doug the Pug. He can eat there without fear or knowledge of the Incident, and he knows it. He's gloating. Lording his love of Taco Bell over the rest of us. Enticing Al's enemies toward the waiting embrace of their nearest store, where they know they will be safe from Al's Sausage McMuffining ways. ….well, that, or he's hoping that his grin will get Al to face his fear and remove the corruption, then join him at Taco Bell for a few chalupas. But... but a pug can not be evil. Methinks Funtimes will take this next scene. No idea. He was your NPC originally. Come on Funtimes channel your inner Rarity along with your Pinky Pie. I guess that means no one knows then. What!? How dare you! I am never coming back! *Leaves* ... *Sheepishly comes back five seconds later* "I missed you guys!" *Bursts into tears* It's alright Voidus, it's alright. You just have to swear to fully and completly agree with everything Twi says.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 But... but a pug can not be evil. Come on Funtimes channel your inner Rarity along with your Pinky Pie. I guess that means no one knows then. It's alright Voidus, it's alright. You just have to swear to fully and completly agree with everything Twi says. He isn't. He is a beacon of light in Calamity's darkness. Or a beacon of holy darkness in Calamity's tainted light....ugh, I'm sounding like David. Doug is good. That's all we need to say. She will. Or just, you know, find me cute pug pictures.
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 He isn't. He is a beacon of light in Calamity's darkness. Or a beacon of holy darkness in Calamity's tainted light....ugh, I'm sounding like David. Doug is good. That's all we need to say. She will. Or just, you know, find me cute pug pictures. This pug is a saint! Hear the teachings of out great and absolute leader! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 This pug is a saint! Hear the teachings of out great and absolute leader! Our adorable and stylishly dressed leader, you mean.
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Our adorable and stylishly dressed leader, you mean. Welcome to Pugtopia, Oregon. Leave your sanity at the door. 2
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Welcome to Pugtopia, Oregon. Leave your sanity at the door. Anyone who's read far enough to see this has already lost all sanity
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Anyone who's read far enough to see this has already lost all sanity You're right, I should have put it at the opening of 15. Eh, tomorrow. Seems like this will be the first meeting between Neverthere and Nighthound.
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 You're right, I should have put it at the opening of 15. Eh, tomorrow. Seems like this will be the first meeting between Neverthere and Nighthound. *5 minutes later looks at Questions 15 to find it already has 20 pages* Indeed. Sad to say she's probably going to like him quite a bit, if only because his extreme Slontzeyness makes for relatively predictable behaviour and another way she can punish people who annoy her. Just get Lightwards to send Nighthound knocking.
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