A Joe in the Bush Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 (edited) Apparently this is a thing. So I'll do one as well. Ask me things so that I can blatantly lie and/or mock you. Or occasionally, I'll even tell the truth. Edited June 21, 2015 by The Only Joe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 What is the sound of one hand clapping? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 What is the sound of one hand clapping? It sounds a lot like the sound of two hands clapping, except with a bit more regret and pain in the tone, since the single hand knows that it should have a parter, but is instead eternally alone, forced to watch in envy at all the other hands clapping in pairs. Single hands lead sad lives. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamorianKandra he/him Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 What happened to all the other Joes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Favorite sandwich? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) What happened to all the other Joes? In the Beginning, there was Me. I was alone in the nothingness that was before the Universe. Eventually I created this world to entertain myself. I created humans to worship me. But eventually, they forgot me. they started worshiping others, such as the King of all Kobolds, and the Sparkleless Twilight. So I decided to fracture Myself into multiple Joes. I sent all these Joes, these pieces of myself across the world sop that all would remember the name of Joe. So when I say I am the Only Joe, it really means I am all the Joes. They are all shadows of Me. Favorite sandwich? Toasted white bread Layer of Homeade Strawberry Jam. Triple layer of Medium Cheddar Cheese Layer of Harvest Cheddar Potato Chips Two slices of Fred Meyer Turkey Blood of a thousand Orphan Pandas Another slice of White Bread, this one untoasted. Edited June 22, 2015 by The Only Joe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 In the Beginning, there was Me. I was alone in the nothingness that was before the Universe. Eventually I created this world to entertain myself. I created humans to worship me. But eventually, they forgot me. they started worshiping others, such as the King of all Kobolds, and the Sparkleless Twilight. So I decided to fracture Myself into multiple Joes. I sent all these Joes, these pieces of myself across the world sop that all would remember the name of Joe. So when I say I am the Only Joe, it really means I am all the Joes. They are all shadows of Me. People….worship….me? How do you like your waffles? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 People….worship….me? Well, you are a God Beyond. How do you like your waffles? I cut each little Square apart, so that I have a tiny pile of Waffle Niblets. Then I cover that pile with syrup and eat it with a Spoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Do you like olives? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRevival he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 What is the most effective way to troll someone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Do you like olives? Olives and i once shared a magnificent friendship. We did everything together. Watched TV, played Mario Kart, built LEGO Creations, everything a pair of friends could do, we did. But one fateful day, a man, filled with jealousy at our funtastic Friendship, slipped Olives into my sandwich, and I realized how delicious they were. Our friendship started to break off at that point, since i started eating him on Pizza and on sandwiches. So while I once liked Olives, I no longer do, preferring to eat them instead. (Hope that answers your question)I'm surprised no one has asked me for anything yet. Have you guys not read the title of this thread? What is the most effective way to troll someone? See Above. Edited June 29, 2015 by The Only Joe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Can I have... a hug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Can I have... a hug? Why do you need a hug? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Why do you need a hug? No reason, Ms. Heart-as-big-as-the-moon. Just wanted to see if Joe would grant one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRevival he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Why do you think about the impending doom at the hands of the illuminati? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Can I have... a hug? Man, there aren't as many pictures of Kobolds being hugged as I thought there would be. This was the best one I could find: EDIT: Why do you think about the impending doom at the hands of the illuminati? Pfff. You really think they'll manage it before the The Freemasons, Scientology, FEMA, the New World Order, the Federal Reserve, Citigroup, Halliburton, Google, the Vatican, Bilderburg, Walmart, the Rothschilds, the Knights Templar, HAARP, the UN, Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, the Koch Brothers, George Soros, the Trilateral Commision, the Knights of Malta, the CFR, Exxon Mobil, the Zionists, the Vril Society, or the Lizard People? Edited June 29, 2015 by The Only Joe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 ...the Lizard People? Also, Order of the Stick hug, yay! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Also, Order of the Stick hug, yay! A Fellow Fan, Yay. Also, the second part of my post is from another popular webcomic, can anyone guess which? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 A Fellow Fan, yay.jpg Yay. Also, the second part of my post is from another popular webcomic, can anyone guess which? xkcd, specifically the comic entitled "Open Letter"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Did you google that, or know it off the top of your head? Also, when are you going to answer the question I asked on your AMA? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Did you google that, or know it off the top of your head? Also, when are you going to answer the question I asked on your AMA? I knew it off the top of my head. Eventually. I already know the answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRevival he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 What is 2+4+6x4x3456x6782x2728x2891x123+122847-45673673+456x4567x23457x884+23348+38910+youarentevenreadingthisareyou?+37289x2718x89292+27181x27382x2729191x0+123? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Are each of the letters in "you aren't even reading this are you" Diferent variables? If so, I need more information to solve it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 How is Blackwave doing these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRevival he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Does It even matter? The last 2 numbersl added are x0+123. That meaning 123 is the answer. EPIC WIN!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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