Ask Vashikaran Babaji only one thing

[Voidus]

Here is a thread for asking our beloved vashikaran magic residents questions. But you're only allowed to ask one question and that question is:
Can you please stop spamming our forum, no one is ever going to give you money for anything, so could stop wasting everyones time and just stop please?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

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Edited June 14, 2015 by Lightsworn Panda

[Adamir he/him]

My question:

Why are letters with no right to be capitals made capitals? And is it possible to autoban anyone who uses the words 'black magic specialist in (etc)' with random capital letters thrown in?

Also, is he just doing it to troll us?

[Moogle]

Hello, I am seeking black magic to fix my marriage problems. CAn-.... y0-u hE l p m...e.?

 

I swear I must have killed at least a hundred of the buggers in the last week.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Hello, I am seeking black magic to fix my marriage problems. CAn-.... y0-u hE l p m...e.?

 

I swear I must have killed at least a hundred of the buggers in the last week.

 

 

It's like a game of whack-a-mole. You can hit them hard and hopefully fast when they come out, but you know the little buggers aren't actually hurt and are just waiting in their holes for another chance.

[Delightful]

Why can't I access yor love magic from Antarctica? You're available everywhere else! I demand a band world tour!

[king of nowhere]

why vashikaran uses only black magic? can't he use white or asian magic? is it a form of racist discrimination?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

If your love magic is so strong, why don't you use it to make us stop hating you? 

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! THIS IS A GOOD SITE, YOU MEANIES!!

I needed to say that. Thank you Voidus.

[skaa he/him]

My question for them is this: Do you like "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam"? Or are you more of a "Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam" kind of person?

And would you mind eating your meal outside, and I mean way outside, like, in the vacuum of outer space? Or perhaps in the planet Venus, named after the goddess of L0v3? I hear it has the perfect weather for a nice picnic. I'm sure you'll love it there.

[Kobold King he/him]

And would you mind eating your meal outside, and I mean way outside, like, in the vacuum of outer space? Or perhaps in the planet Venus, named after the goddess of L0v3? I hear it has the perfect weather for a nice picnic. I'm sure you'll love it there.

 

No, that's not sulfuric acid rain. It's liquid love. You'll be quite happy in it, I'm sure.

[Curiosity he/him]

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Could you say, target YouTube comment threads and unite everyone in them against a common threat? Thanks, you just did a great service to all of us!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

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Could you say, target YouTube comment threads and unite everyone in them against a common threat? Thanks, you just did a great service to all of us!

 

YouTube, meme sites….oh! Can you visit Tumblr, too? Give the cyberbullies there something to rant about, rather than turning on whoever dares to disagree with them.  

[Silverblade5 he/him]

How do you prefer having your spam cooked?

[Kobold King he/him]

How do you prefer having your spam cooked?

 

I prefer my spam cooked red with downvotes.

[king of nowhere]

c'mon, it's not so bad. I mean, black magic? love potions? lol! it's just so ridiculous I can't help finding it funny. However, it's getting old, the same joke over and over. I'd like them to spam for something else, something just as stupid if possible

 

I am consciously trying to ignore the implication of there being people in the XXI century and with an internet connection that still believe in that kind of stuff.