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Join me as I reclaim Eerongal's Cookie from Trendkill.  We must band together before he comes after your various confectionry and chocalates and sugar goodnesses.

For Cookie!

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(attempts to growl ferociously, hoping to dishearten any who dare to try and take Trendkill's desserts.)

Grr.

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Come to me, my brothers! Unite under one banner and rally to me to stop these odious cookie thieves! I dream of a world where one's confectionery delights are safe on a dark night, and walking down the road with a delicious treat isn't a beacon to brigands who would desire to own what you own!

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Fantastic! Recruiting is going so well!

What position would you like, Andrew? Bodyguard? Lackey? Minion? Personal physician?

Also, as executor of Chaos' opinions, where will he be standing?

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Those who wish to guard my Awesome-Candy-Bar-Vault-Of-Epic-Candy-Barrish-AwesomenessTM may apply.  No, you don't get a signing bonus.  Well, maybe, but it'll have to be in candy bars.

Now, what should my next flavorful treat conquest be?  Hmmm... *plotting*

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*detonates the cleverly trapped apple tart*

Hahaha take that foul thief!

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And as for the dark side lure...we have more cookies.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Curse you! I will get my vengance!

*starts reading instructions to ACME rocket skates*

*mumble*If I put the fuse over here, then I'll be able to skate past and nab the cookie...

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No!! I knew I shouldn't have gotten distracted by that explosion!

(starts building ACME rocket skates without looking at instructions)

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*licks manual*

Sugar-free? There's only one man who would dare give me the sugar-free!

*snaps helmet down*

Lonestar!

Uh... I mean... *dons sunglasses* Emeralis!

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This thread is better than anything 4chan has made ever.

And while you were distracted by the pictures, the nachos have become part of my collection!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Oh, right, that's not a desert...still mine!

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Hmm...

I know!

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Lovely Girl Scout! Look at that mean old Emeralis! We only wanted to have a cookie of our own, but he wouldn't let us.

"He didn't? That's not very nice. He's supposed to share."

Nope. And when we had him share, he got mean and stole it. Stole it I tell you!

"He STOLE a COOKIE?!?! That makes me so... so...."

*poof*

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Attack my Girl Scout Bear! Attack!

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(And now it's a bear, so it can't understand you. Haha.)

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You would have your assassin kill an innocent child? I'm ashamed of you Eerongal.

(psst. Andrew. I need some backup here.)

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