Oneyespike Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Some of you have played this popular forum game called "the evil genie" this is a game where one player makes a wish to "the evil genie" and the next person to post makes something go horribly wrong with the wish, then makes a wish themselves, and so on. A few rules before I start 1. NO posting "thwart the genie" wishes, you guys can be more creative than that guys, come on. 2. The wishes must stay in the bounds of the cosmere and Brandon's writing, this is his fansite after all.... That's it! I'll start...... I wish I was a full mistborn. Edited February 13, 2013 by Oneyespike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 You are a full mistborn on a planet without any metal. I wish I had a Shardblade. P.s. did I do it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tecslicer Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I wish I had a Shardblade. A Shardblade materializes out of the mists, sticking out of your chest. I wish Hoid would get a POV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hoid's POV describes his horrible death in much gory detail I wish I had all allomantic and Human powers granted to me by Hemalurgy, twisting me into insane, bloodthirsty monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstRainbowRose she/her Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Who thirsts for the blood of fluffy bunnies. Also, in your insanity you see your world similar to (so you hate killing the bunnies)I wish I could I knew the secret of Adonasium... Edited February 15, 2013 by Windrunner Gotcha covered :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlashWrogan he/him Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 The secret of Adonalsium is that he was once Alcatraz, and his shattering was him being sacrificed on a pile of encyclopedias. All of the the shardholders used to be evil librarians and the Shards are pieces of the ultimate lens. I wish I could have my own Honorspren bonded to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj26792 he/him Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 You are on Earth, there is no stormlight and your honourspren starves to death leaving you to watch in helpless agony. I wish I was a Dakhor Monk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straff Venture he/him Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 You are on Earth, there is no stormlight and your honourspren starves to death leaving you to watch in helpless agony. I wish I was a Dakhor Monk Sacrificed on day one. I wish the cuffs on my shirt would do all the work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windrunner he/him Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 You're wearing a sleeveless shirt. I wish I could hang out with Hoid sometime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan he/him Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 I wish I could hang out with Hoid sometime He leaves you holding the bag in a "failed" heist. I wish Sazed would show up on Roshar and curb-stomp Odium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj26792 he/him Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 You were a bit too close to the action and received crippling spinal injuries that paralysed your whole body except the left side of your face. I wish I was a skilled forger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 You were skilled enough to forever Forge yourself as a bunny on a drunken bet. Speaking of bunnies, remove the dot in the end, fRR. It won't load. I wish there was no death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windrunner he/him Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Unable to kill any plants or animals to eat, humans end up feeling like they're starving for the rest of their eternal lives, and like Elantrians, eventually all lose their minds. Remember that, at the moment, we're trying to keep it obviously related to Brandon's work here. Also I wish Hoid would get a POV. You know we see one, albeit briefly, in the TWoK epilogue, right? He'll have more in other Stormlight books and the third Mistborn trilogy, if I remember right. I wish that I had a bead of lerasium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tecslicer Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 You know we see one, albeit briefly, in the TWoK epilogue, right? He'll have more in other Stormlight books and the third Mistborn trilogy, if I remember right. Forgot about that one. Still, I can be greedy can't I? You receive a bead of lerasium... alloyed with aluminium. I wish for a Misthorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Your worst enemy sends you a rogue kandra in shape of horse with orders to kill you as soon as possible and make it look like an accident. I wish for Kaladin-Amaram duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan he/him Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) I wish for Kaladin-Amaram duel. Kaladin wins! But, Syl got sliced in half during the fight, dying horribly to Amaram's final attack as Kaladin watched, helpless to save her. Kaladin lives the rest of his life in an abyss of despair, horrified at how his selfishness killed his greatest friend, and ultimately dies sad and alone. I wish I had an hour alone with Brandon's super-secret wiki of facts. Edited February 21, 2013 by Kurkistan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I wish I had an hour alone with Brandon's super-secret wiki of facts. An hour? I give you a lifetime! Forever locked in the abyss beyond reality,with only that wiki, incomplete, without any new books or internet to share your findings, until you die... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlashWrogan he/him Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Having failed to answer the genies request for a wish, he comes up with one on his own for you: You are forever bound to the highstorms as Kaladin was temporarily. You have no control of your movements and are forever bound to be a far away observer of Roshar but never to get close enough to understand what is going on. You black out once the storm dissipates, and do not regain consciousness until the next storm makes landfall on the eastern shore. Oh and you are now immortal and perpetually cold . I wish for a carved set of of soulstamps similar to Shai's, but modernized and geographically bound to my homestate of Oregon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Your soulstamps are so similar that the only thing they do is transforming you into Shai(village version) for about half a second, and leaving you with lingering split personality. I wish Hemalurgy was taught in elementary school on Scadrial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 All young kids go around spiking and killing random people to try practicing and death is on a rampage. Ruin becomes so powerful that he Ruins the world. I wish all ten Shards were balanced and in perfect harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windrunner he/him Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Ten Shards are in perfect balance but then the other six come along and mess everything up. (You know there are 16 Shards, right?) I wish I had the Tenth Heightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 (Out of Game aside) wow! I totally messed that up. I was all caught up in TWoK and was thinking about ten, I know there are 16. Ah well.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesW he/him Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 I wish I had the Tenth Heightening. Upon reaching the Tenth Heightening, you are gifted with the knowledge that all of your reality is a lie. You and everyone you care about exist only as a breath of a higher being. You live the rest of your life depressed, unable to tell those around you that their reality is a lie. I wish I was a gold twinborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WardAgainstLogic Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 You are a gold twinborn As in an aluminium compounder....made of solid gold. Of course, being made of solid gold, you can't move and end up being mistaken for a statue, melted down and sent to Cash 4 Gold. I wish Mistborn: Birthright would come out sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan he/him Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 I wish Mistborn: Birthright would come out sooner. While they could have made a great game if they'd taken their time, an inexplicable sense of urgency has overtaken the dev team, and they release it immediately. Predictably enough (see: every movie tie-in ever), the unfinished game is terrible, putting the Mistborn name into the mud for the rest of time and souring Brandon to the prospect of any video game adaptations of anything else, ever. I wish Ven and Elend had survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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