Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 We don't have a chimney. You could, however, get into our backyard and wait on the top of the patio shade. It's kind of like an unofficial balcony with no railing. Then, in the morning, you could simply knock on the window and beg to be let in.  Eeyup.  I don't know if I want to sit on top of a patio shade all day in the Arizona sun. Especially not in leggings. (How do you wear those all the time without dissolving into a pile of sentient sweat, anyway? )
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 I don't know if I want to sit on top of a patio shade all day in the Arizona sun. Especially not in leggings. (How do you wear those all the time without dissolving into a pile of sentient sweat, anyway? ) Â It's not so bad at night, especially in spring. At night, it's actually kind of cool and pleasant. (I don't wear them in summer. Just winter and spring. In summer, it's skirts and shorts all the time.)Â 1
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 It's not so bad at night, especially in spring. At night, it's actually kind of cool and pleasant. (I don't wear them in summer. Just winter and spring. In summer, it's skirts and shorts all the time.)Â Â Can... can I live in your backyard? I promise I'll only come out at night. You won't even know I'm there, unless you happen to be awake at 2:00 in the morning when I start howling at the moon. Â (Checks an entry off of the "Things About TwiLyght's Personal Life That Are None Of My Business But I'm Asking Anyway" list. ) 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 Can... can I live in your backyard? I promise I'll only come out at night. You won't even know I'm there, unless you happen to be awake at 2:00 in the morning when I start howling at the moon. Â (Checks an entry off of the "Things About TwiLyght's Personal Life That Are None Of My Business But I'm Asking Anyway" list. ) Promise me that you won't stalk around outside of the window to Twi's sister's room and that living in a backyard won't affect your online activity negatively. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 Promise me that you won't stalk around outside of the window to Twi's sister's room and that living in a backyard won't affect your online activity negatively. Â My sister's window actually faces the side yard, anyway. Â 1
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) Promise me that you won't stalk around outside of the window to Twi's sister's room and that living in a backyard won't affect your online activity negatively. I'd probably lurk just outside Twi's room so I can see what she's posting before she posts it. "Hey Twi! Posting something there? Bet I'm gonna upvote it when you're done! Ooh... is that a PM? Are you talking about weaknesses? Is it one I know? I promise I'll shut up if you tell me a weakness I don't know!" So no. It probably wouldn't affect my online activity. Edited April 25, 2015 by Kobold King 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 I'd probably lurk just outside Twi's room so I can see what she's posting before she posts it. Â "Hey Twi! Posting something there? Bet I'm gonna upvote it when you're done! Ooh... is that a PM? Are you talking about weaknesses? Is it one I know? I promise I'll shut up if you tell me a weakness I don't know!" Â So know. It probably wouldn't affect my online activity. Â And we have a good wifi signal, so there's no way he could possibly benefit from that. Â 1
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 And we have a good wifi signal, so there's no way he could possibly benefit from that. Is the password "PugHug25"? 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 And we have a good wifi signal, so there's no way he could possibly benefit from that. Twi do you think you could use little motivations to get him to make us those David style files? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 Is the password "PugHug25"? Â No, of course not. Â Â Twi do you think you could use little motivations to get him to make us those David style files? Â Kobold, if you make more of those David-style files, I'll buy an Epic off Voidus and make his weakness pugs so Sam can be saved by a pug puppy stampede. (How's that? )Â 1
Comatose he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 *Notices Twi's rep for the first time in days/weeks. Â I see we have another "God Beyond" in our midst... Â It's really too bad there are no Reckoners levels, though it might be difficult to fit Calamity in around Adonalsium... Â New Epic Idea:Â Â Name: Adonalsium Power: Â Can split self into sixteen separate persons, with 16 separate powers. Â Each person takes on a distinct aspect of Adonalsium's personality, and is governed by that trait. Â Each of the 16 can gift their power to others. Â Weakness: Â Hoid? 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 *Notices Twi's rep for the first time in days/weeks.  I see we have another "God Beyond" in our midst...  It's really too bad there are no Reckoners levels, though it might be difficult to fit Calamity in around Adonalsium...  New Epic Idea:  Name: Adonalsium Power:  Can split self into sixteen separate persons, with 16 separate powers.  Each person takes on a distinct aspect of Adonalsium's personality, and is governed by that trait.  Each of the 16 can gift their power to others.  Weakness:  Hoid?  I don't think anyone would want to be Calamity, though. Or an Epic, for that matter. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 It could be the Negative version of Andonalsium.  So −9,000 rep makes you Calamity?Â
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 Wait! It can be a negative version of a Shard. Because Calamity seems a lot like a Shard to me!   Seriously, it's like there's an Epic called CalamityIsTotesAShard whose sole power is keeping people at signings from asking good Reckonersverse questions.  3
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 Wait! It can be a negative version of a Shard. Because Calamity seems a lot like a Shard to me! Â 2
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 That was me making fun of people who ask questions like that. By the way, I made a joke in another thread about an Epic that could turn vanillas into pugs ruling a city in Oregon where Twi mentioned she (might) get a job in. So now I'm serriously considering making an Epic that can change vanillas into pugs because pugs are adorableness. What thread do you think the Puginator should be in? Â Corrupt the adorableness of pugs with an Epic? Â 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 That was me making fun of people who ask questions like that. By the way, I made a joke in another thread about an Epic that could turn vanillas into pugs ruling a city in Oregon where Twi mentioned she (might) get a job in. So now I'm serriously considering making an Epic that can change vanillas into pugs because pugs are adorableness. What thread do you think the Puginator should be in?  Can I cast a vote for the Puginator's power making him/her the Pied Piper of pugs or something? Or an Epic with an affinity for pugs whose corruption drove them to vacate an entire small town so their pugs could live in harmony? Because I think making an Epic who's like the Panda, but with pugs, kind of makes the pugs more horrifying than they should be. I mean, some of those pandas used to be people. Changed against their will. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 Can I cast a vote for the Puginator's power making him/her the Pied Piper of pugs or something? Or an Epic with an affinity for pugs whose corruption drove them to vacate an entire small town so their pugs could live in harmony? Because I think making an Epic who's like the Panda, but with pugs, kind of makes the pugs more horrifying than they should be. I mean, some of those pandas used to be people. Changed against their will.  TwiLyght perhaps phrased things more eloquently than my Sweetie Belle picture. Do we have to include a pug Epic? Pugs are for comforting people in the aftermath of Epic slontzes, not for serving as the henchmen of Epic slontzes. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 TwiLyght perhaps phrased things more eloquently than my Sweetie Belle picture. Do we have to include a pug Epic? Pugs are for comforting people in the aftermath of Epic slontzes, not for serving as the henchmen of Epic slontzes.  Oh! Instead of a pug Epic, maybe later on we could introduce a vanilla who breeds pugs—but ethically, so it's not a puppy mill. Maybe that's where Chimera got Protector Pug? And this vanilla loves their pugs, and cares for them, and makes them little outfits, and the Epics leave them alone because they think this Crazy Pug Lady Person is too weird to bother with!Â
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 Oh! Instead of a pug Epic, maybe later on we could introduce a vanilla who breeds pugs—but ethically, so it's not a puppy mill. Maybe that's where Chimera got Protector Pug? And this vanilla loves their pugs, and cares for them, and makes them little outfits, and the Epics leave them alone because they think this Crazy Pug Lady Person is too weird to bother with!  And this Crazy Pug Lady Person will be based out of a library, I presume?
The Honey Badger he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 Maybe he or she is a human character who delivers pugs to people who have been devastated by Epic attacks to make them feel better 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 And this Crazy Pug Lady Person will be based out of a library, I presume?  No, of course not. Where would you get that idea?    Good points. It was just an idea. I wasn't really thinking. Sorry.   No need to apologize. Â
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 Maybe she could have repurposed a library to be a pug home. EDIT: Kinda like Kobold said. Â And she and her pugs all escape Oregon's destruction. Â
Kobold King he/him Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 And she and her pugs all escape Oregon's destruction. Yes. Perhaps they could bring about the downfall of some Epic somehow. In an untracable way, of course. Â * cough MARY SUE cough * Â Sorry. Had something in my throat. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 25, 2015 Author Posted April 25, 2015 * cough MARY SUE cough *  Sorry. Had something in my throat.  Kobold! How dare you make such a baseless accusation! I was planning to have this character die tragically... ..which only makes it worse.   What's a Mary Sue? I've heard it before.  Basically, it's a character with no real flaws who serves as an idealized version of the author, who lives out the author's fantasies. The definition is broad and contested, but TvTropes offers a pretty good take on it.
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