Voidus Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 My family has called that "Hanitizer" for a long time, which thanks to this thread now strikes me as having great Epic potential. As the Reckoners RPs resident creator of far too many Epics I now suffer a compulsion to turn anything with a capital letter into an Epic, so thanks for the idea I guess 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 My family has called that "Hanitizer" for a long time, which thanks to this thread now strikes me as having great Epic potential. As the Reckoners RPs resident creator of far too many Epics I now suffer a compulsion to turn anything with a capital letter into an Epic, so thanks for the idea I guess Han (noun): A beloved character from the original Star Wars trilogy only three Star Wars movies currently in existence -izer (suffix): An object or person that can turn things into other things (ex. a synthesizer can turn a normal sound into something that makes one think of aliens) Hanitizer can turn people and objects into Han Solo. 4
Voidus Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Hanitizer-Abilities:The ability to be a no good scruffy looking nerf herder.The ability to know.The ability to shoot first.The ability to be fine thank you. How are you? 6
Shattered he/him Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Why not the best Epic name in the universe: Edited May 16, 2015 by Shattered Logic 1
Voidus Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 I think we all know that Instabam is the best Epic name. 4
Blackhoof Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Who else inspires thoughts of microwave meals, cheese and potatoes? Only Instabam. 2
XenosHg Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Facelift, Tin can Bill, Fire Works, Fire Dozen Twerk, Dual SIM, Hot Wheels, Cherry Bomb, Icy U, Spellcheck, Drag Onboard, Italian Bold, Three times new roman.. Also, "Wong Nightstand". 5
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Facelift, Tin can Bill, Fire Works, Fire Dozen Twerk, Dual SIM, Hot Wheels, Cherry Bomb, Icy U, Spellcheck, Drag Onboard, Italian Bold, Three times new roman.. Also, "Wong Nightstand". "You're messing with the Wrong Nightstand, bro." 3
+Slowswift Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Han (noun): A beloved character from the original Star Wars trilogy only three Star Wars movies currently in existence Something tells me Twi doesn't approve of Episodes 1-3... 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Something tells me Twi doesn't approve of Episodes 1-3... It's impossible to approve or disapprove of movies that don't exist. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Something tells me Twi doesn't approve of Episodes 1-3... Hmm... if she has made herself incapable of perceiving the first three movies, then we should be able to hide text from her view-- Only time will tell us the effectiveness of this strategy. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Hmm... if she has made herself incapable of perceiving the first three movies, then we should be able to hide text from her view-- Only time will tell us the effectiveness of this strategy. Someday, in the near future, I will point to this moment as the one where my tenuous grip on a kinder, friendlier reality was forever shattered. I will point to that picture as the trauma at the root of all my problems. I will point to that picture moments before red light consumes my conscience, and you, Kobold, will know that you and George Lucas were responsible for my Rending. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Someday, in the near future, I will point to this moment as the one where my tenuous grip on a kinder, friendlier reality was forever shattered. I will point to that picture as the trauma at the root of all my problems. I will point to that picture moments before red light consumes my conscience, and you, Kobold, will know that you and George Lucas were responsible for my Rending. ... OK, I'll put the test results as "indeterminate." 2
Haelbarde he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 The next question for Twi would then be 'Is there another Star Wars movie coming?'
Blackhoof Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Someday, in the near future, I will point to this moment as the one where my tenuous grip on a kinder, friendlier reality was forever shattered. I will point to that picture as the trauma at the root of all my problems. I will point to that picture moments before red light consumes my conscience, and you, Kobold, will know that you and George Lucas were responsible for my Rending. at least now we know your Epic weakness 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 at least now we know your Epic weakness Not for long. 2
Glamdring804 Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Blinks Drywall Runout Grounder Uplift Two-four Highjump 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Uplift I'm picturing an Epic named "Uplift" going around "uplifting" animals to sapience. Thus gaining a procession of top hat sporting, English accent speaking crocodiles, badgers, birds, rats, dogs, cats, and anything else he can convince to follow him around. I'm not sure how I feel about this character. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 I'm picturing an Epic named "Uplift" going around "uplifting" animals to sapience. Thus gaining a procession of top hat sporting, English accent speaking crocodiles, badgers, birds, rats, dogs, cats, and anything else he can convince to follow him around. I'm not sure how I feel about this character. It's better than my version of a female Epic with 80s hair who goes around singing "uplifting" songs for unknown reasons. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) It's better than my version of a female Epic with 80s hair who goes around singing "uplifting" songs for unknown reasons. Hmm... OK, new plan. I change my Epic's name to "Toad in the Hole" and you get the name "Uplift." Both characters are too awesome to discount. Edited May 27, 2015 by Kobold King 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Hmm... OK, new plan. I change my Epic's name to "Toad in the Hole" and you get the name "Uplift." Both characters are too awesome to discount. Did I mention that mine looks a lot like Oprah? 3
Kobold King he/him Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Did I mention that mine looks a lot like Oprah? Did I mention that mine looks a lot like Stephen Fry? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Did I mention that mine looks a lot like Stephen Fry? Do I smell a duel to the death on live TV? 1
Glamdring804 Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I'm picturing an Epic named "Uplift" going around "uplifting" animals to sapience. Thus gaining a procession of top hat sporting, English accent speaking crocodiles, badgers, birds, rats, dogs, cats, and anything else he can convince to follow him around. I'm not sure how I feel about this character. It's better than my version of a female Epic with 80s hair who goes around singing "uplifting" songs for unknown reasons. I'm going to agree with Twilyght here. Also, I'd like to reserve the name Blinks, in case I join the RPG at some point. It's actually not completely awful. Just mostly. Edited May 27, 2015 by Glamdring804
Blackhoof Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Blinks is not too bad. On a Firefight reread (ridiculously minor and irrelevant Firefight spoiler) and this High Epic is namedropped offhand- named The Clapper The.... Clapper? Edited May 27, 2015 by Blackhoof
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