TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 No, that was my reactions to the video. Like, what in Calamity's cupcakes? Don't try to figure it out. Do not attempt to understand. Just bask in its….um…. …um…. …. uh….. yeah. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 Is the name a reference to something? It's a reference to this verse right here: Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 Can we assume that one of Shiasurprise's powers is summoning barefoot and barechested dancers with giant masks of his own face to accompany his attacks? 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) I mean the LaBeuof part. You mean Shia LaBeouf being an indiscriminate killer? I'm not exactly sure. Maybe it has to do with his unthreatening appearance? His breakout role on a Disney sitcom called Even Stevens? The fact he is so often typecast as the lovable but bumbling hero? The whole thing is more enjoyable if you don't ask too many questions. Edit: Yes, Kobold. Yes, we can. Edited March 7, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Aonar he/him Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 Yeah, that's pretty well the only possible reaction to that video. I fully support Shiasurprise's reign of terror. How can I not, having helped come up with the idea? Winter: Shia LaBeouf is an actor who played the main character of the new Transformers movies. And apparently a cannibalistic serial killer. And an Epic. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 Wait. What if Timeport met Shiasurprise? Would they team up….or would they engage in a duel to the death with battle-axes and backup dancers? 2
Mailliw73 he/him Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 Has anyone of you guys actually forced themself through the 50shades movie? There is nothing you could do or say to convince me to view that movie. I'm not close-minded about much, but I firmly shut the gates of my mind against that kind of... I was going to say "pornography," but I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and just say "eroticism." EDIT: Uh, sorry if that's insensitive to any Question reads who've watched and loved the film. I'm writing a Backtrack/Deathwish scene now, by the way. By which I mean they'll both be in the next post, not that I'm shipping them. Yet. That's my opinion too, Kobold. Shiasurprise sounds great to me!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Is there a Shia Pony? *calamity face* I just made one…. ….but you're welcome to tweak it or make another. Edited March 7, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 3
Kobold King he/him Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 For reasons I am not at liberty to discuss (my new favorite way of starting sentences ) I created a ponified version of Val from Firefight. I was surprised to re-read her introduction to see that part of her hair was dyed purple. That's just not how I imagined the character. (I also completely forgot that she was Hispanic.) But who am I to go against canon? 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 For reasons I am not at liberty to discuss (my new favorite way of starting sentences ) I created a ponified version of Val from Firefight. I was surprised to re-read her introduction to see that part of her hair was dyed purple. That's just not how I imagined the character. (I also completely forgot that she was Hispanic.) But who am I to go against canon? For reasons I am not at liberty to discuss, I made myself some tea a few minutes ago. She's awesome. (And now I want to know why you can't say why you made her. ) She's cool. By the way, is there an Exel pony? The pony creator doesn't have any beards that fit him—or a plaid shirt option. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 Buuuuut... could I make one anyway? Of course!
Kobold King he/him Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 For reasons I am not at liberty to discuss, I made myself some tea a few minutes ago. She's awesome. (And now I want to know why you can't say why you made her. ) For reasons I am not at liberty to discuss, I upvoted that. Thanks! (You'll know soon enough. And when you do know, I'll ask your permission to post it here to accumulate upvotes. I mean, uh, feedback. ) 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 7, 2015 Author Posted March 7, 2015 For reasons I am not at liberty to discuss, I upvoted that. Thanks! (You'll know soon enough. And when you do know, I'll ask your permission to post it here to accumulate upvotes. I mean, uh, feedback. ) For reasons I am really not at liberty to discuss, I put the tea in a white travel mug with black birds painted on it. (Hurm. Permission granted. Upvotes feedback is important. ) 1
Voidus Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Woo, the legion of untanned pony-creators shall rule the world with their insanity an tea that they are not at liberty to discuss!I also have tea. 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) Dang, being a tan non-ponifier makes me feel so out of place. I blame my hispanic genes and lack of time to watch shows. I guess I'll just fall back on our mutual loathing of Nighthound, Quota and the rest. Edited March 8, 2015 by Fatebreaker 3
Voidus Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Dang, being a tan non-ponifier makes me feel so out of place. I blame my hispanic genes and lack of time to watch shows. I guess I'll just fall back on our mutual loathing of Nighthound, Quota and the rest. And mutual fear and awe of Metronome right? Right guys? You're all in awe of his great and powerful awesomeness right?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 8, 2015 Author Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) Dang, being a tan non-ponifier makes me feel so out of place. I blame my hispanic genes and lack of time to watch shows. I guess I'll just fall back on our mutual loathing of Nighthound, Quota and the rest. An excellent thing to fall back on. Also, because this has needed doing for some time…. And Then They Died Revised and Updated Criteria: To be placed on this list, an Epic must exhibit not only callousness, but a longstanding commitment to atrocities. The Epic in Question must be not only consistently portrayed as ruthless, but as enjoying their ruthlessness. Said Epic must glory in things decent societies deem reprehensible, including (but by no means limited to): torture, murder, sexual harassment, psychological manipulation (including subjecting a family member to reprehensible acts in order to gain control of someone), stalking, etc. Epics on this list must have demonstrably crossed the Moral Event Horizon, preferably with an evil laugh and/or creepy remark as they plummeted into the abyss. Members: Oregon Chapter Repeat offenders given multiple entries Nighthound Lightwards Nighthound Electro CorpseMaker Quota Lucentia Nighthound Lucentia Koschei Electro Quota Bloody Mary Neverthere Timeport Nighthound Blackwave Nighthound Timeport Miner Nighthound Timeport Ironmonger Electro Nighthound Quota Nighthound Metronome* *We didn't want him to feel bad. Edited March 8, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 6
Voidus Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Metronome understands the reluctance to place him on this list, after all the notion of Metronome in all his might actually dying is so ludicrous that any attempt to imply it's possible is just doomed to failure. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Well, here's the reason I needed a Val pony: This is inspired by the song "Giggle at the Ghosties," from My Little Pony. If you haven't heard it already, do so now. New lyrics written by TwiLyghtSansSparkles. All upvotes this post receives are to be telepathically shared with her. I'll take the downvotes. 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 8, 2015 Author Posted March 8, 2015 Well, here's the reason I needed a Val pony: This is inspired by the song "Giggle at the Ghosties," from My Little Pony. If you haven't heard it already, do so now. New lyrics written by TwiLyghtSansSparkles. All upvotes this post receives are to be telepathically shared with her. I'll take the downvotes. I knew it! (Awesome comic, by the way. ) 4
Kobold King he/him Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Upvotes to both of you for awesomeness I knew it! (Awesome comic, by the way. ) Thanks. This is the first MLP song parody in comic form since I did the Oregon cover of "What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me" many moons ago. I kind of want to do a parody of the Cutie Mark Crusaders theme song next, but I'm not sure which faction to lampoon feature yet. I'm about to add Val's cutie mark to the Pony Vault, by the way. In case anyone wants to use her in a comic.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 8, 2015 Author Posted March 8, 2015 Thanks. This is the first MLP song parody in comic form since I did the Oregon cover of "What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me" many moons ago. I kind of want to do a parody of the next, but I'm not sure which faction to lampoon feature yet. I'm about to add Val's cutie mark to the Pony Vault, by the way. In case anyone wants to use her in a comic. The most obvious one to suggest is the Trifecta, but I'm sure we'd all have nightmares when it's all over. 3
Voidus Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Could we get a harmony from PP's various personalities by any chance? 2
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