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None of the above.

 

Hint 1: It all happens during a really big disagreement.

Hint 2: Most of the men fail and end up tasting a lot of lead.

Hint 3: One of the men really likes to be alone. He’s also a huge fan of a great American sport.

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The theme night for the speeches was "How Awesome Is Your Dad?"

 

Hint: The competitors were her sisters.

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King Lear.

 

Analyzing rocks on Mars and still has time to get the right answer - Curiosity, you're amazing!

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I saw "everyone dies", so Shakespearean tragedy was a logical place to start. 

 

A man adopts a baby and puts the him into a cage. The man becomes famous, letting people bet on the actions of the baby and filling the cage with ads.

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I saw "everyone dies", so Shakespearean tragedy was a logical place to start.

A man adopts a baby and puts the him into a cage. The man becomes famous, letting people bet on the actions of the baby and filling the cage with ads.

The Truman show
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Analyzing what now? :o

Despite my hopes to the contrary, the Curiosity rover has determined with nearly 92% confidence that the surface of Mars is in fact made of rock, presumably sitting on top of more rock. :wacko: Why they named it a "Mars bar" if the planet wasn't also chocolate-covered nougat I have no idea. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were also deceived, not acting with malicious intent to mislead. My desire to travel to Mars is, coincidentally, down about 92% from where it used to be.

If things keep going this way, I don't know what we'll do. Modern science is even making me doubt the sublime nature of the Milky Way. :(

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Despite my hopes to the contrary, the Curiosity rover has determined with nearly 92% confidence that the surface of Mars is in fact made of rock, presumably sitting on top of more rock. :wacko: Why they named it a "Mars bar" if the planet wasn't also chocolate-covered nougat I have no idea. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were also deceived, not acting with malicious intent to mislead. My desire to travel to Mars is, coincidentally, down about 92% from where it used to be.

If things keep going this way, I don't know what we'll do. Modern science is even making me doubt the sublime nature of the Milky Way. :(

 

Haha this was brilliant!. I just thought that Curiosity was actually working for NASA in real life. That would be awesome :)

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Since Delightful hasn't jumped in, I'll go ahead and kick us of again with this one:

A man goes fishing but doesn't catch the one he wants. When he finally does, he dies.

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....Probably should've prepared something before answering that.....

 

A traveling gang leader contends with a man suffering from chronomentrophobia.

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....Probably should've prepared something before answering that.....

 

A traveling gang leader contends with a man suffering from chronomentrophobia.

 

Peter Pan.

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Bingo. I'd been planning on throwing in a bit about the man having the gang leader's kids but I couldn't figure out a way to word it properly without it being way too easy.

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This one's probably gonna be waaay too easy. :P

 

A crazed rapper in a suit and a pair of sunglasses performs in a diverse range of settings, including city sidewalks, his bathroom, a swimming pool, horse stables, and randomly exploding fields. During the course of this eccentric behavior he finds true love in a subway.

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