TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 (Were either of your pugs strays? I'm pretty sure you've mentioned such before.) Bruno and Mollie were both bought when they were puppies, but Chloe was a stray. We think she was a breeder dog who got dumped when her litters got too small, because when we found her she was trying to hide behind moving cars. (Not making that up—every time a car would stop at a stoplight, she'd hide underneath it, then run away when the light changed. Fortunately, it wasn't a busy street.) So we picked her up, took her home, and gave her a bath and some food, and that was it. She lived with us for the rest of her life, which was a surprisingly long time—almost eight years. You'd think that, given the life she'd had before we found her, she would've been a skittish, irritable little thing, nipping at everyone she saw and refusing to cuddle with anyone but a few people she trusted. But she wasn't. Chloe was the sweetest dog I ever met. She greeted everyone with a wide, toothless grin; and after she lost her sight, she'd nudge your leg until you petted her. Our Beauteous Bavlina* lived a long and happy life with us, feasting upon such delicacies as deviled eggs and Twinkies, and cuddling on a regular basis. *We started calling her a Bav, short for Bradley Assault Vehicle, after she'd literally bash into Bruno when he annoyed her. I thought it needed to be more feminine, so I added the -lina to it. Made her sound graceful, which she wasn't, but it fit her in an odd way. 4
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 You might have to challenge Quiver to a duel for the avatar. I'm pretty sure mail-mi's is the Weighted Companion Cube from the Portal series of games. Feast is about a Boston terrier who's adopted off the street by a kindly owner and is named Winston. The story is told entirely through the series of meals that Winston enjoys--which, while sounding like a strange way of telling a story, is absolutely beautiful in its execution. Well, he isn't using it right now, is he? And I'm actually further than him on the episodes(which may or may not be in part to the fact that America gets it before Britain.) Ah, I see. Yes, I remember now.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Bruno and Mollie were both bought when they were puppies, but Chloe was a stray. We think she was a breeder dog who got dumped when her litters got too small, because when we found her she was trying to hide behind moving cars. (Not making that up—every time a car would stop at a stoplight, she'd hide underneath it, then run away when the light changed. Fortunately, it wasn't a busy street.) So we picked her up, took her home, and gave her a bath and some food, and that was it. She lived with us for the rest of her life, which was a surprisingly long time—almost eight years. You'd think that, given the life she'd had before we found her, she would've been a skittish, irritable little thing, nipping at everyone she saw and refusing to cuddle with anyone but a few people she trusted. But she wasn't. Chloe was the sweetest dog I ever met. She greeted everyone with a wide, toothless grin; and after she lost her sight, she'd nudge your leg until you petted her. Our Beauteous Bavlina* lived a long and happy life with us, feasting upon such delicacies as deviled eggs and Twinkies, and cuddling on a regular basis. *We started calling her a Bav, short for Bradley Assault Vehicle, after she'd literally bash into Bruno when he annoyed her. I thought it needed to be more feminine, so I added the -lina to it. Made her sound graceful, which she wasn't, but it fit her in an odd way. She sounds like an amazing dog. If I could send her a piece of bacon back in time, I would. It sounds like she lived a wonderful life with you and your family, though. Most of our cats are the the kittens and grandkittens of three cats, all of whom were strays. We got Ms. Jade Dingle when her mother was shot by a local farmer who feared she might come after his chickens. He told us we were welcome to the only kitten he'd found with her, so we took her in. She quickly became... intimately acquainted with Momotaro, another stray whom we found as a kitten. Momo appeared at the same time as another cat named Julian, Momo is a handsome Japanese bobtail, while Julian is a beautiful, well-groomed creature with a Siamese coat and personality. We've often suspected that these two well-bred felines were also dumped by a cat breeder. (I have no problem with profiting over animals or animal breeding. I do have a problem for inflicting harm and suffering on innocent kittens and puppies in the pursuit of said profit. ) 4
Voidus Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 *Undergoes severe fits of confusion and begins frothing at the mouth due to being unable to tell who anyone is anymore* 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 *Undergoes severe fits of confusion and begins frothing at the mouth due to being unable to tell who anyone is anymore* I am the cleansing fire. 4
Voidus Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Can't you go back to crack-shipping and stop terrifying me? 4
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Can't you go back to crack-shipping and stop terrifying me? Oh, she is shipping. She's shipping Earth with the Apocalypse. 5
Voidus Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Apocalypse:Primary power: Making everyone use their normal DPs and making everything completely normal.Mwahahaha, my Epic creating abilities save the day once more! 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Apocalypse: Primary power: Making everyone use their normal DPs and making everything completely normal. Mwahahaha, my Epic creating abilities save the day once more! I have the sudden urge to ship him with Obliteration. I have the sudden urge to ship a lot of characters with Obliteration. 3
Voidus Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Did I mention that his second power is to do damage to people directly proportional to how much that person quotes the book of Revelations? 5
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 I have the sudden urge to ship him with Obliteration. I have the sudden urge to ship a lot of characters with Obliteration. Ship your two profile pictures together? Funtimes x Obliteration? 4
Voidus Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Ship your two profile pictures together? Funtimes x Obliteration? The shiniest, most glitter-filled destruction of a city that has ever been known. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Ship your two profile pictures together? Funtimes x Obliteration? Epic name: Kobold King Primary Power: Earning ALL the reputation Secondary Power: Devising deliciously terrifying ships to rival the one merely hinted at in the Disco Ending Tertiary Power: Inspiring crack ships to rival Aldo/Wes 4
Voidus Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Epic name: Kobold King Primary Power: Earning ALL the reputation Secondary Power: Devising deliciously terrifying ships to rival the one merely hinted at in the Disco Ending Tertiary Power: Inspiring crack ships to rival Aldo/Wes Sorry for this Kobold, it has to be done. And then Kobold King died. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Sorry for this Kobold, it has to be done. And then Kobold King died. What's wrong, Voidus? Not a Möbiustimes shipper? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Sorry for this Kobold, it has to be done. And then Kobold King died. Yes. I intend to have the name "Kobold King" placed on my tombstone. "Jared" is a plebian name anyway. 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Ah' I see now. I didn't mean to have a hard limit like that. Okay, sounds good. They do have means to control them. He gives them verbal control and tells them that they're now under their control. It wouldn't be major trade. He only trades sometimes. He does it more for pleasure and to expand his family. He is definitely a businessman though. Altermind has a couple of war animals he bought, but not much. He'd do some business with people out of town too. I don't think Corpsemaker is one to care much about money. Altermind just leaves Chi alone. But it's a personality thing, not a physical trait. Augh! Kobold! You changed your profile image! That's not a means to control them, that's trusting an Epic not to stab them in the back, which again isn't exactly smart. A means to control them were for Lightwards to kill them and then raise as zombies. I'll spare us te logistics here. He still has to take them from somewhere, unless you mean to imply that he created them by permanently emotionally crippling a good deal of his other creatures... which isn't that out of character seeing how he has no problem permanetly crippling his animal physically to enhance himself and his guards (also making said animal useless for trade), plus selling them into slavery. You know, on closer inspection Chimera is a terrible hypocritical Slontze. Ah! Change! Edited February 28, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Aaaarrrrrgh! What should I do for the Unicyclist? Start with a bit of character development, or skip straight to the part where he destroys everything? 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Is this the point where we start talking about music again? (I just hope that the the Metal pony is enough change for now. Who knows what I would dig out otherwise ) Aaaarrrrrgh! What should I do for the Unicyclist? Start with a bit of character development, or skip straight to the part where he destroys everything? Character development sounds good. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Aaaarrrrrgh! What should I do for the Unicyclist? Start with a bit of character development, or skip straight to the part where he destroys everything? Is there a way to combine the two? A bit of self-reflection as he orders a pack of raptors to tear down what remains of the gift shop, for instance? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Is this the point where we start talking about music again? (I just hope that the the Metal pony is enough change for now. Who knows what I would dig out otherwise ) Character development sounds good. If you make Nighthound your avatar, my avatar will declare war on yours. Sorry, but it has to happen. Is there a way to combine the two? A bit of self-reflection as he orders a pack of raptors to tear down what remains of the gift shop, for instance? Perhaps. Perhaps….. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Is there a way to combine the two? A bit of self-reflection as he orders a pack of raptors to tear down what remains of the gift shop, for instance? From the files of the Unicyclist: It was a strange evening. First a glittery teleporter locked me into a museum filled with reanimated dinosaurs and then my bagpipe turned into a flamethrower and the dinosaurs danced to my tune. Life was strange... and that means life was good. If you make Nighthound your avatar, my avatar will declare war on yours. Sorry, but it has to happen. You think Nighthound is the worst nightmare I can dig out, don't underestimate me little pony. Edited February 28, 2015 by Edgedancer 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 From the files of the Unicyclist: It was a strange evening. First a glittery teleporter locked me into a museum filled with reanimated dinosaurs and then my bagpipe turned into a flamethrower and the dinosaurs danced to my tune. Life was strange... and that means life was good. You think Nighthound is the worst nightmare I can dig out, don't underestimate me little pony. I don't know why, but I find that journal entry strangely inspiring. I don't underestimate you, I just thought it prudent to warn you that Nighthound fulfills at least three prophecies about the Beast and Obliteration is not unaware of this fact. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) I don't know why, but I find that journal entry strangely inspiring. I don't underestimate you, I just thought it prudent to warn you that Nighthound fulfills at least three prophecies about the Beast and Obliteration is not unaware of this fact. And my job is done again. Anyone else need any inspiration. He could also fit the black horse, so Obliteration may find his job threatened. Edited February 28, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 And my job is done again. Anyone else need any inspiration. He could also fit the black horse, so Obliteration may find his job threatened. Any ideas for an Algaze ship? Precisely. Obliteration's first love is destruction, and his second love is job security. 1
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