TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 11, 2015 Author Posted February 11, 2015 Canonising that right away as soon as I can think of some more desert-related Epics. They're all either the underlings of or rivals of Chancellor Cheddar. I'm terrible with names, but here's a few desserts: Baklava Snickerdoodles Churros Oreo pizza
Voidus Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Well I definitely need a Snickerdoodles of some kind in there just for hilarity's sake.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I'm terrible with names, but here's a few desserts: Baklava Snickerdoodles Churros Oreo pizza Darn it Twi. I'd never heard the glorious phrase "Oreo pizza" before, and now I'll never be happy until I'm intimately acquainted with it. 3
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Darn it Twi. I'd never heard the glorious phrase "Oreo pizza" before, and now I'll never be happy until I'm intimately acquainted with it. It is very, very good. 1
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Darn it Twi. I'd never heard the glorious phrase "Oreo pizza" before, and now I'll never be happy until I'm intimately acquainted with it. Agreed, excuse me while I go and investigate my impending cause of diabetes. Sir Snickerdoodle? Can you sneak in some reference to screaming in there? 1
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams? Excellent, alrighty then he's in. So we have the Just Deserts so far consisting of: Captain IScream General GelAHHHHHHHHHto Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams. 2
mail-mi he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Excellent, alrighty then he's in. So we have the Just Deserts so far consisting of: Captain IScream General GelAHHHHHHHHHto Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams. Cookie CremAAAAAAAAAAtor? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 If "7" is the diabolic One Who Ate Nine in the Financier's mythology, then would he say that we're participating in a satanic ritual by posting on Question 7? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 If "7" is the diabolic One Who Ate Nine in the Financier's mythology, then would he say that we're participating in a satanic ritual by posting on Question 7? He would say that the One Who Ate Nine has deceived us into dedicating the thread to him. Next we will offer the One Who Ate Nine a boon of one by participating in Sequentialism, that black art by which HE has ensured all numbers after six will bring him ever-increasing offerings. The only way to stop it is to renounce Sequentialism, rename the thread after Savior Zero, and name the next thread after a number that is so far removed from the One Who Ate Nine that HE will reject the boon. A number like 199,353,091,534.0001. It's the only way to save ourselves. 2
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 If "7" is the diabolic One Who Ate Nine in the Financier's mythology, then would he say that we're participating in a satanic ritual by posting on Question 7? Surely he would realize that we are a bunch of brave rebels, daring enough to 'Question' the rule of the dictatorial One Who Ate Nine? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 Surely he would realize that we are a bunch of brave rebels, daring enough to 'Question' the rule of the dictatorial One Who Ate Nine? Foolish rebels, who do so by invoking the very likeness of the One we question! Don't we know the danger? Were he able, the Financier would multiply us all by zero to save the earth from our idiocy. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Foolish rebels, who do so by invoking the very likeness of the One we question! Don't we know the danger? Were he able, the Financier would multiply us all by zero to save the earth from our idiocy. So theoretically, I would be committing blasphemy of the highest order by posting this shape on a thread dedicated to HIM? 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 So theoretically, I would be committing blasphemy of the highest order by posting this shape on a thread dedicated to HIM? 00000000000000000000 SAVIOR ZERO, PURIFY THIS THREAD 00000000000000000000 3
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 000 ERROR: The thread you are trying to access is suffering a fatal error caused by Numerical Epic related activities. Please contact your system administrator or nearest universal-constant manipulating entity. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 00000000000000000000 SAVIOR ZERO, PURIFY THIS THREAD 00000000000000000000 And I suppose the infamous Agent 007 would also be forbidden from this thread? Is his countenance also a blasphemy against Savior Zero and a vile worship of the One Who Ate Nine? 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 And I suppose the infamous Agent 007 would also be forbidden from this thread? Is his countenance also a blasphemy against Savior Zero and a vile worship of the One Who Ate Nine? HERETIC AGENT OF THE ONE HIMSELF WE MUST SEEK OUT THE WOMAN WHO CAN MULTIPLY HERETICS BY ZERO MÖBIUS ONLY SHE CAN SAVE US 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 HERETIC AGENT OF THE ONE HIMSELF WE MUST SEEK OUT THE WOMAN WHO CAN MULTIPLY HERETICS BY ZERO MÖBIUS ONLY SHE CAN SAVE US Before I change back into a pony, can I please go on the record as the Most Vile and Corrupted Enemy of the Church of Zero? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 Before I change back into a pony, can I please go on the record as the Most Vile and Corrupted Enemy of the Church of Zero? You already are, my friend. You're lucky Lucentia doesn't let the Financier wander as far as Texas. Very lucky indeed. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 You already are, my friend. You're lucky Lucentia doesn't let the Financier wander as far as Texas. Very lucky indeed. Oh, I count myself as lucky. I count myself... to seven! If you ever feel inclined to have the Financier mention a vanilla named Jared as the most brazen blasphemer he's ever encountered, be my guest. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 Oh, I count myself as lucky. I count myself... to seven! If you ever feel inclined to have the Financier mention a vanilla named Jared as the most brazen blasphemer he's ever encountered, be my guest. I might do that.
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Yay, Kobolds back to normal non-scary-burning-number form! 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 Yay, Kobolds back to normal non-scary-burning-number form! The heretic has hidden his true nature.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 The heretic has hidden his true nature. And you see yourself as pure? Did you not once call yourself "Future Companion" on your member title? Was that not a reference to Doctor Who? Did the titular Doctor not have a seventh incarnation? Did this seventh incarnation not visit the Future? Does this not make you, a hypocrite? I rest my case. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 And you see yourself as pure? Did you not once call yourself "Future Companion" on your member title? Was that not a reference to Doctor Who? Did the titular Doctor not have a seventh incarnation? Did this seventh incarnation not visit the Future? Does this not make you, a hypocrite? I rest my case. I had not yet seen the light! When I did, all changed. All former aspirations died in the glorious revelation of Savior Zero. You, who have embraced the abominable One Who Ate Nine, have rejected the light. If you visited the Sacred Outhouse, you would see nothing but blackness.
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) So to get back on topic, is it possible to kill Nighthound with icecream? And if so, can someone organize for the Empire to all take a day off to go out for ice cream so that someone can discover this fact?Edit: On a completely random sidenote no matter how many times autocorrect changes it I keep typing Organize with an 's', even though it's one of the american spellings that I completely agree makes more sense. Edited February 12, 2015 by Voidus 1
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