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WoK/StarWars Theory: Why Stormtroopers never hit anything.


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Stormtroopers have never been able to hit anything. Why is that? All their targets are Windrunners, of course!

And lightsabers? Cleverly designed Shardblades, polished with laser block polish.



If you have any Cosmere/BrandonSanderson Theories for Star Wars, post 'em here.

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If only sith lightening were red (ie stormform) instead of blue...


Stormtrooper = lifeless army

yoda= atium compounder (he is so old he actually vanished when it ran out!)

Obiwan = shade (a very polite shade)

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