Kobold King he/him Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 Does this mean the finale of Suicide Squad will have Leto!Joker confronting Affleck!Batman in a typical show of Hollywood bravado, only for the real Joker to leap out from behind a weaponized panda and shoot Affleck!Batman in the face? It is then revealed that both Jared Leto and Ben Affleck portrayed people the Joker kidnapped and tortured into believing they're the real Joker and Batman respectively. Gal Gadot is actually the real Harley Quinn who's dressed up as Wonder Woman as part of the joke, and Margot Robbie is actually playing Poison Ivy in disguise. Then Christian Bale Batman wakes up in bed in a cold sweat, only to notice Henry Cavill's Superman floating outside his window and asking him if he's ready to save the world in the real DC Cinematic Universe. It's brilliant! 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) It is then revealed that both Jared Leto and Ben Affleck portrayed people the Joker kidnapped and tortured into believing they're the real Joker and Batman respectively. Gal Gadot is actually the real Harley Quinn who's dressed up as Wonder Woman as part of the joke, and Margot Robbie is actually playing Poison Ivy in disguise. Then Christian Bale Batman wakes up in bed in a cold sweat, only to notice Henry Cavill's Superman floating outside his window and asking him if he's ready to save the world in the real DC Cinematic Universe. It's brilliant! You forgot the part where a recording of Christopher Reeve warns Henry Cavill not to let Zack Snyder direct his next movie. Edited August 1, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 You forgot the part where a recording of Christopher Reeve warns Henry Cavill not to let Zack Snyder direct his next movie. And then a post-credits scene where Deadpool makes fun of the booing theatergoers, until remembering he's a Marvel character and subsequently crab-walking off the screen and into the next Avengers movie. 3
Guest Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 If you're not using that pony...can I...can I...have it? The Joker is my favorite character from both universes combined...but if you are using it, I understand.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 If you're not using that pony...can I...can I...have it? The Joker is my favorite character from both universes combined...but if you are using it, I understand. I'm not using it for anything other a lame joke at Jared Leto's expense, so go ahead. Use it for whatever.
Kestrel she/her Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 I got my marching uniform today It makes me so happy uwu 1
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 So I have to dress dress up as a Teletubby for my nephew's 2nd birthday and give him his presents. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 So I have to dress dress up as a Teletubby for my nephew's 2nd birthday and give him his presents. Which Teletubby?
Kobold King he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 Which Teletubby? That's the question that's important to you? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 That's the question that's important to you? I assume it's the one with the least terrifying answer. In other news, I finished Hook. It was a fantabulous movie and is now the standard against which I will judge all subsequent Peter Pan adaptations, sequels, spinoffs, and reboots. 1
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Which Teletubby? No idea. That's the question that's important to you? What other question is there? @Twi. Least terrifying answer? Edited August 2, 2015 by SmurfAquamarineBodies
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 No idea. What other question is there? @Twi. Least terrifying answer? I don't know; the idea of dressing like a Teletubby terrifies me for some reason. 1
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 I don't know; the idea of dressing like a Teletubby terrifies me for some reason. Fair enough. 1
Left he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 So I've been writing a blog for about six months now, and readership is pretty small cause I don't feel comfortable telling people about it or linking it to my fb, but when I write my weekly post tomorrow I'll put it on here in the member blogs thingy and hope that I'm not attracting spambots hahaha.... 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 In other news, I finished Hook. It was a fantabulous movie and is now the standard against which I will judge all subsequent Peter Pan adaptations, sequels, spinoffs, and reboots. I love how it careens wildly from the source material's plot, yet somehow remains rigidly, entire faithful to it. Also, BANGARANG! 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 So I have to dress dress up as a Teletubby for my nephew's 2nd birthday and give him his presents. I...I'm sorry?
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 I...I'm sorry? He loves the teletubbies. It's the only program he will sit down and watch for longer than 3 minutes. I don't want to do it but it's whatever.
Claincy he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 It was my Mum's birthday, and my brother and sister made her a Catan cake. I love my family 4
Kobold King he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 GUY_AT_CHURCH: What I don't get is why we need to ship domestic rabbits from New Zealand if we have so many cottontails and jackrabbits here in America. ME: Oh, I know! Domestication takes a large amount of trial and error to complete, so it's easier to ship already domesticated bunnies from the old world than to try and restart the process with wild ones here from the new world... GUY_AT_CHURCH: Yes, I know all that. I was just pulling your leg. ME: ...oh. Sorry. 3
Left he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 And I've connected my blog to the member blogs on here, hope some of you take the time to check it out
Guest Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 And I've connected my blog to the member blogs on here, hope some of you take the time to check it out I don't see it, when I click on your blog tab.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 And I've connected my blog to the member blogs on here, hope some of you take the time to check it out It's not showing up for me, though I'd very much like to check it out. Meanwhile, brief comic on MLP and the brony community--sort of. 5
Left he/him Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 I don't see it, when I click on your blog tab. It's not showing up for me, though I'd very much like to check it out. I've been looking into it this afternoon. I can't find my blog on my profile or in the member blogs area, but if you go to the top fifty rep page, find me, and click on the blog icon there it works. Far more easily, you can access it here. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 I started a blog here Haven't used it oops
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 We had an open house today. Since it was also 100 degrees F, we couldn't take the dogs to the park, so we took them to the mall. It's technically not forbidden and they can't legally ask if they're service dogs or not. So Bruno and Mollie got to go to a giant, air-conditioned building filled with hundreds of people who frequently stopped to adore them. I also found "How Inside Out Should Have Ended." Spoilers for the movie. 3
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