uwu The Last Post Loses

[Factor She/Her]

*Politely catches the potato and realizes there’s nothing reasonable to do with it and can’t think of an idea, so uses it as a heat source to bake another potato without imagination*

*Also, celebrates getting to the second page, even though they probably don’t need to, but does it because they think it’s polite*

Edited April 1 by Factor
Adding the second thing.

[Verdance he/him]

I transmogrify the potato into tater tots and eat them :3

 

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Verdance said:

I transmogrify the potato into tater tots and eat them :3

 

NOOOOO

*you mean... the baked one, right? ...right?*

Either way, I steal one of the tater tots and eat itttt

[Factor She/Her]

*Pulls original potato out from however Politely was trying to bake the second one as agreement*

*Also, politely excuses themselves because they have to go, and even though they probably didn’t need to say that they think it’s polite to excuse oneself*

Edited April 1 by Factor

[Vielence She/Her]

*eats potatoe*
hm. Needs butter.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

*eats butter*

Nah, I think potato is better.

*steals the Potato to taste it*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

*steals Potato back*

*slathers it in some butter and then eats the rest of the butter and then lifts the delicacy to her mouth*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

The potatoes probably cold now. Are potatoes good cold?

[Verdance he/him]

*unpotatoes the potato*

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

*repotatoes the potato*

[Verdance he/him]

*Unrepotatoesthepotato the repotatoesthepotato*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

The potatoes probably cold now. Are potatoes good cold?

it's a perpetually hot potato uwu

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Alright then.

I'll take it just to bug other people.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Give it back! I’m the one who got it back from the Sandwichers and repotatoed it.

[Factor She/Her]

*Politely checks in to see how things are going* Where would you even take it, Conure? *Has to leave again, but this time just excuses themselves and leaves because they realize they’re leaning to much into the polite thing*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Idk where I'd take it, just as long as I have the potato I'm happy.

[Verdance he/him]

So is the last post wins just permanently closed now

april fools day is over, chaps

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

That is really sad. Do you guys know why? 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I figured it would be changed back at some point soon?

It is very unfortunate.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I bet the mods just forgot/are busy right now. It’ll probably open in a few days.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I hope so.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

On 4/1/2026 at 10:03 PM, Conure1243 said:

Alright then.

I'll take it just to bug other people.

i walk up behind you and trip you so the potato falls on the ground and then i'll kick it away cutely and send it moving away towards... someone?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I claim the potato, giddy to be losing.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I drop the potato into the codegolf thread. 

function setup() {
  createCanvas(400, 400);
}
let message = prompt("potato");
let x = 100;
function draw() {
  if (x===400) {
    x=0
  }
  else{
    x ++ 
  background(220);
  text(message, x, 100, 50, 500);
  }
}

Edited April 13 by Adonalsium Will Return

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I steal the potato from the codegolf thread.