uwu The Last Post Loses

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Yes that is when it will end, and only then

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I can't find any way to make you narrow it down again.

I already assume the freaking end of the universe wouldn't really stop you from trying to be the ultimate loser, soo...

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*giggling, sneaks in*

*loses*

[Fizz9]

I LOSE!

I also chuck the POTATOpotato and chuck it into The Battle for the Sandwich forum.

Edited April 22 by Fizz9

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I catch it, having chucked it back

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I put in a flimsy portable-wall-thingy to block the POTATOpotato from easily going to other forums

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I add supports to the wall-thingy, enhancing it's stoppy-POTATOpotatoness

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I add a ribbon, for absolutely no reason

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I scream when I see the ribbon, horrible flashbacks from having to make a seven loop bow flashing through my mind. 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Oh dear. What have I done?

*Hands Star a lighter*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Grabs lighter, sets ribbon on fire eagerly. 

Edited April 22 by Through The Living Star

[Fizz9]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Grabs lighter, sets ribbon on fire eagerly. 

Congrats! No more ribbon! I take out another ribbon and show Star

And take the lighter

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I pull out my backup lighter, but accidentally use it to burn down another plane of existence instead.

Oops.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I stare at the ribbon in horror, then automatically steal it from Fizz and try to turn it into a bow. And fail, rehashing my nightmares. 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I could shoot it with a bow, if you'd like

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

YES DO SO

I toss it up in the air for you to shoot

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Wait! I'm not THAT good with a bow!

*Shoots*

*Misses*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*hits me instead* 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

*Whistles as I leave the scene*

Oh wait.

I don't know how to whistle

Edited April 22 by Conure1243

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*staggers towards the POTATOpotato, spots the ribbon on the ground instead, whistles as I start to die* (because I just learned to whistle last year)

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Eh, you know what, It's not worth losing the loss.

I return, because it's just another person to add to the list of people I've accidentally murdered,  (A list that I totally have, clearly), and I hand Star the POTATOpotato

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Haha what nooo *quickly tucks list of people I've accidentally murdered behind my back*

The POTATOpotato heals me, and scramble away from the cursed ribbons

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Adds entry to list:

@Through The Living Star - Killed by Arrow. Suffered the ultimate loss - that of course being not living on to lose.

Except the POTATOpotato brought her back, sooooo.... That's redundant

Edited April 23 by Conure1243
Figured it out, but it didn't work last time I tried it, so Idk why it didn't work then...

[Verdance he/him]

Use the thing that says quote

Spoiler

Right next to the plus symbol

[Conure1243 He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Use the thing that says quote

  Reveal hidden contents

Right next to the plus symbol

I guess that could have also worked