Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 WHAT THERE IS A KETCHUP SIDE NOW? That's what I get for leaving the shard for like thirty seconds to be productive and do homework...
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Fizz9 said: Yeah, until I get @Verdance to join the church of the POTATO with me. Timeline of the POTATO: 1. potato 2. POTATO 3. POTATOpotato 4. POTATO correct? The 17th shard is wonderfully weird. Also, yes, this is approximately correct
Fizz9 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Verdance said: Your dark POTATO magic cannot affect the temple. POTATO magic is blocked by the unholy influence of the Orb of Ketchup. It is not POTATO is it POTATO. Your idea doesn't work and I gain power over the Orb of Ketchup, the I make it self-implode. Just now, Through The Living Star said: WHAT THERE IS A KETCHUP SIDE NOW? That's what I get for leaving the shard for like thirty seconds to be productive and do homework... How dare you?
Verdance he/him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Fizz9 said: Yeah, until I get @Verdance to join the church of the POTATO with me. You fool. I founded the cult of potatoes three years ago! Your faith is lacking, and your redemption will be granted to you through your sacrifice to the great archdemon Starchion.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Fizz9 said: I gain power over the Orb of Ketchup, the I make it self-implode. Wait, wasn't that the world?!
Fizz9 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Verdance said: You fool. I founded the cult of potatoes three years ago! Your faith is lacking, and your redemption will be granted to you through your sacrifice to the great archdemon Starchion. This is not The Church of the POTATO. It is the cult of the potatoes. I am the leader of The Church of the POTATO.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 I think so. Shoot we're all doomed. (AND NO THAT WAS NOT ME TELLING YOU TO SHOOT ME AGAIN)
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 (edited) *Lowers gun slowly and casually* Edited April 23 by Conure1243
Verdance he/him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Fizz9 said: It is not POTATO is it POTATO. Your idea doesn't work and I gain power over the Orb of Ketchup, the I make it self-implode. How dare you? Falling into my trap, as the unholy orb of ketchup implodes, it tears a hole in reality and allows the great archdemon Starchion to pass through to our world and feast upon unbelievers. Also, the explosion gets ketchup stains on everyones shirts
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Yeah I knew what you were thinking *pointed look*
Fizz9 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Members of the Church of the POTATO: Leader: @Fizz9 Acolytes: @Through The Living Star, @Conure1243 Correct? (me ignoring what everyone just said) Solution to impending doom: Have faith in the holy POTATO!
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Huh. Now I need to bring out the list of Cults/Churches I've accidentally started/joined.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Fizz9 said: Members of the Church of the POTATO: Leader: @Fizz9 Acolytes: @Through The Living Star, @Conure1243 Correct? (me ignoring what everyone just said) NO NO I AM MORE THAN AN ACOLYTE. A REALLY HIGH SERVANT AT LEAST
Verdance he/him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Starchion consumes the POTATO. Abandon hope, ye unbelievers.
Fizz9 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Okay okay: Members of the Church of the POTATO: Leader: @Fizz9 Priest: @Through The Living Star Acolytes: @Conure1243
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 The POTATO lives alongside Starchion! The two are now one being! What does this mean?!
Fizz9 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 No the POTATO destroyed/imprisoned Starchion. Either way Starchion is not the problem anymore.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Fizz9 said: Okay okay: Members of the Church of the POTATO: Leader: @Fizz9 Priest: @Through The Living Star Acolytes: @Conure1243 Yes, thank you. Just now, Conure1243 said: The POTATO lives alongside Starchion! The two are now one being! What does this mean?! THEY ARE THE SUPERIOR POTATO BEING 2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: Huh. Now I need to bring out the list of Cults/Churches I've accidentally started/joined. Thanks to the Shard, I have now joined at least two cults.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Fizz9 said: destroyed/imprisoned Starchion Perhaps repelled them from this thread?
Verdance he/him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Conure1243 said: The POTATO lives alongside Starchion! The two are now one being! What does this mean?! Mystery of mysteries, the being becomes the dark angel Éntrius, our salvation and despair.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 2 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: Thanks to the Shard, I have now joined at least two cults. I actually have managed to avoid Shard cults/religions until just now. Though I used to start I high school cult daily. (No exaggeration, I'm very strange) Also, I'm not worried about double posting because I'm sure somebody will have already added to the nonsense by now, heh.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Verdance said: Mystery of mysteries, the being becomes the dark angel Éntrius, our salvation and despair. STORMS. Umm.. *falls back down on knees* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME ENTRIUS
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Through The Living Star said: STORMS Nice save. *Grumbles, but holsters gun*
Verdance he/him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Meanwhile, in another sector of the cosmos, the great Meat War is being fought between the Ground Beef, Sky Chickens, and Aquahogs. Upon hearing of the news that a new, dark archangel, Éntrius, has been born, the Sky Chickens send an envoy to the Church of the POTATO to seek aid in the war.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Just now, Conure1243 said: Nice save. *Grumbles, but holsters gun* Thanks! I knew what you would try to do. My worry was that you would summon a storm or something. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!?!?!
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