Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 9 Posted May 9 …this is turning into another TLT, isn’t it.
GG0z He/Him Posted May 9 Posted May 9 (edited) What’s TLT? Here, Star, I'll make your life just a bit more painful with some extra-whimsical deaths: Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes Mistook a dragon for public transportation Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock Got folded into origami by a rogue magician Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates This took me WAY too long to think of and write down... Edited May 9 by GG0z 1
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 9 Posted May 9 … so you hate me, thats it. I don’t want to write all those downnnnn i will, but I won’t like it.
GG0z He/Him Posted May 9 Posted May 9 @Through The Living Star I am SO sorry, but at least it's mostly in one place, if that makes it easier. Also I don't think anyone here could hate you, to be honest.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 9 Posted May 9 I’m kidding, I’m not actually mad. It just means I need to lock in this afternoon. also the list is glorious. It will definitely add some variety. 2 minutes ago, GG0z said: Also I don't think anyone here could hate you, to be honest. Awww thanks
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 9 Posted May 9 5 minutes ago, GG0z said: @Through The Living Star I am SO sorry, but at least it's mostly in one place, if that makes it easier. Also I don't think anyone here could hate you, to be honest. Seconded. Not many people are willing to put up with multiple murders, so thank you!
GG0z He/Him Posted May 9 Posted May 9 17 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: also the list is glorious. It will definitely add some variety. Thanks! A few were inspired by previous deaths, but most were original(I think). 15 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said: Seconded. Not many people are willing to put up with multiple murders, so thank you! Star is kind of like a star, strong gravity, and pulls other people together 1
Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾ Posted May 9 Author Posted May 9 48 minutes ago, GG0z said: What’s TLT? The Longest Thread https://www.17thshard.com/forums/topic/68760-the-longest-thread-misadventures/ It's like an RP or something idk, but has been going on for a while and is literally the longest thread on the site 49 minutes ago, GG0z said: What’s TLT? Here, Star, I'll make your life just a bit more painful with some extra-whimsical deaths: Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes Mistook a dragon for public transportation Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock Got folded into origami by a rogue magician Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates This took me WAY too long to think of and write down... These are totally tubular lol btw I added Star's Law and CG0Z's Law, is there any I missed? Looks like Coder's Proposition hasn't been fully accepted yet? What about Ink's proposed Law? Ink's: "Can I propose a law that no one ever understands what's happening, and if anyone begins to, Star immediately dies?" Coder's: "Yeah Physics kinda just... doesn't here. Tbh rules are kinda just arbitrary you can chose not to follow them, and that also applies to physics now, we decided" Sorry lol I can't keep up with this thread but I love it 17 minutes ago, GG0z said: Star is kind of like a star, strong gravity, and pulls other people together That's kinda sweet lol I agree 1
Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾ Posted May 9 Author Posted May 9 (edited) 21 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: @Usseewa, care to defend yourself? *puts on a bright pink wig because I can't find the one for judges* "huh" "I... I don't know.." *her brain implodes into a black hole, causing Star's to do the same* Edited May 9 by Usseewa
GG0z He/Him Posted May 9 Posted May 9 29 minutes ago, Usseewa said: I can't keep up with this thread but I love it I don’t think anyone can, and we all love this thread
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 9 Posted May 9 14 hours ago, GG0z said: Yay!!! I'll use Grub's blood, as he still owes me his death for saying the forbidden number *signs petition* 2 hours ago, GG0z said: First of all, Welcome back, Fizz!!!! Where were you?? Grub, I am sorry for ruining your suit… I buy you a new one(which grants you one Invested art(you get to choose which one)) @CoderDrag0n8, I approve of your law I do wonder when this thread will become a non-canon planet on the cosmere with a new Invested Art and Shard… Mmmm yeah no that would break Coder's Law. Cause invested arts would be too much like physics.
Aeoryi she/her Posted May 9 Posted May 9 my theorem states that one should never ask why, only how technically it's a joint theorem with another person and thus it is named after both of us
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 9 Posted May 9 5 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: my theorem states that one should never ask why, only how technically it's a joint theorem with another person and thus it is named after both of us Whom is the other?
Aeoryi she/her Posted May 9 Posted May 9 14 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Whom is the other? A polish friend with a knack for drawing Gregor Samsa
GG0z He/Him Posted May 9 Posted May 9 (edited) Who is Gregor Samsa? Hello? This thread staying silent for 3 hours?? What happened that I missed?!?!?! Edited May 9 by GG0z
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 10 Posted May 10 (edited) I don't understanding, so I'm just going to go eat a concerning amount of unidentifiable meat. That was... a wording choice. I'll leave it, but apparently my brain isn't functioning. Edited May 10 by Conure1243
GG0z He/Him Posted May 10 Posted May 10 (edited) You seem to be incapable of coherent thought again… I throw a croissant at you like a throwing star, but I miss, and it comes back like a boomerang and hits star Seriously though, I just ate a whole baguette in a concerning amount of time Edited May 10 by GG0z
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 10 Posted May 10 1 minute ago, GG0z said: You seem to be incapable of coherent thought again… Apparently. May I ask why you ate a whole baguette?
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 10 Posted May 10 That is actually quite relatable. And I'm one to talk. I just said I'd go eat a concerning amount of unidentifiable meat...
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