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Posted
32 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

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my discord title is #1 El Fan

I wrote the coppermind article on El

. . . 

I, too, am a fan of El

Good character

Posted
35 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Alright as funny as some of these are we don't need to take over the thread with jokes.

Please help, I'm dying of laughter

 

I was rather disappointed with El in WaT, he got a lot of build up and then did next to nothing.

Don’t worry this was a joke thread.

Posted
Just now, Ashkaloda said:

What? No, El is cool. Good character. Lezian definitely needed to die, and was kind of overextending his stay at that point anyway. 

YES

Posted
Just now, Ashkaloda said:

What? No, El is cool. Good character. Lezian definitely needed to die, and was kind of overextending his stay at that point anyway. 

Thems fighting words. Lezian did not need to die.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

He did. Fight me. 

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Yes

Yes he did

Why tho. He cool plus he got humbled.

Posted
51 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

The joke is that they're referring to Elend and Vin from Mistborn, rather than El from Stormlight (same first two letters)

Please do not refer to me as "they"; it hurts my feelings.

And to make this post go back to the thread's rightful "overly excited and surprisingly erudite six-year-old explaining to a four-year-old a story that the ten-year-old just recounted" tone:

There's Kul and Mash.  They're brothers by blood or blood-brothers or something.  Everybody was certain that Kul died but then Kul came back and said "SURPRISE I'M ALIVE".  Mash has spikies where his eyes used to be.  Mash once did a sneaky and killed King Elly who was a big fancypants (and who was also nicer than his dad).  This was after Mash got grumpy and fought his own friends.  Also they tried to get rid of Kul this one time by putting him in some sort of geographically-significant cavernous locale and making him do work without recompense.

There's Shashy.  She's supposedly very creative, in a scary way.  Also a nerd and a fighter, and maybe insane.

There's also Sez.  He's very polite and proper, always plays by the rules.  Wins fights, best person.

Posted
1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Man was too cocky, overconfident, and ignored procedure and rules on his own side

Yeah but he got humbled by Kaladin plus we got temu Lezian in abidi which I see as a loss.

Posted
Just now, NovaRay said:

Why tho. He cool plus he got humbled.

He was kinda neat when he showed up, but then he got instantly clowned on by Kaladin WHILE Kaladin was in a suppression fabrial. Then he proceeds to show up repeatedly at Urithiru and get soundly defeated by Kaladin each time. Cool character concept, but no actual plot power. He had to go; the embarrassing cycle really couldn’t have dragged on any longer. 

Posted

Honestly the problem wasn't Lezian it was Kaladin's own plot armor.

 

If he could have actually done damage to Kaladin he would have stuck around: See Moash and Taravangian, the only villains to actually hurt the heroes being the only ones still standing.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

He was kinda neat when he showed up, but then he got instantly clowned on by Kaladin WHILE Kaladin was in a suppression fabrial. Then he proceeds to show up repeatedly at Urithiru and get soundly defeated by Kaladin each time. Cool character concept, but no actual plot power. He had to go; the embarrassing cycle really couldn’t have dragged on any longer. 

That’s because Kaladin played on cocky and overconfident ego. Plus I fine not seeing him again I just don’t want him to die.

7 minutes ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:

Please do not refer to me as "they"; it hurts my feelings.

And to make this post go back to the thread's rightful "overly excited and surprisingly erudite six-year-old explaining to a four-year-old a story that the ten-year-old just recounted" tone:

There's Kul and Mash.  They're brothers by blood or blood-brothers or something.  Everybody was certain that Kul died but then Kul came back and said "SURPRISE I'M ALIVE".  Mash has spikies where his eyes used to be.  Mash once did a sneaky and killed King Elly who was a big fancypants (and who was also nicer than his dad).  This was after Mash got grumpy and fought his own friends.  Also they tried to get rid of Kul this one time by putting him in some sort of geographically-significant cavernous locale and making him do work without recompense.

There's Shashy.  She's supposedly very creative, in a scary way.  Also a nerd and a fighter, and maybe insane.

There's also Sez.  He's very polite and proper, always plays by the rules.  Wins fights, best person.

Ah i thee u hv pkced up on the gol.

Posted (edited)

  

2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Honestly the problem wasn't Lezian it was Kaladin's own plot armor.

 

If he could have actually done damage to Kaladin he would have stuck around: See Moash and Taravangian, the only villains to actually hurt the heroes being the only ones still standing.

 

One of these days Sja-anat is gonna touch Sylphrena and you're all going to cry when she says "I chose this, Kal.  This is what I want." and abandons him because she's all Sja-anattified.

Edited by Aliroz-The-Confused
Posted
1 minute ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:

  

 

One of these days Sja-anat is gonna touch Sylphrena and you're all going to cry when she says "I chose this, Kal.  This is what I want." and abandons him because she's all Sja-anattified.

I need this. Oh and szeth will be like you got dumped by your spren sucks to suck should’ve done it yourself like me and then sigma edit phonk music will play cause szeth is so sigma and phonk.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:

  

 

One of these days Sja-anat is gonna touch Sylphrena and you're all going to cry when she says "I chose this, Kal.  This is what I want." and abandons him because she's all Sja-anattified.

honestly, that would be based, so... nah. I don't think she'd leave him, even if she got corrupted/enlightened, but getting corrupted/enlightened would be a cool twist

Posted
21 minutes ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:

  

 

One of these days Sja-anat is gonna touch Sylphrena and you're all going to cry when she says "I chose this, Kal.  This is what I want." and abandons him because she's all Sja-anattified.

Jokes on you I want something worse to happen!

Spoiler

 

Yeah I went from dreading this to wanting it.

Strange what half a decade does to a person

Posted (edited)
Spoiler

Nah, jokes on you, I consider Sja-anattification worse than death!

But we can have the cake and eat it by having Enlightened Sylphrena choose her own demise.

 

Edited by Aliroz-The-Confused
Posted
1 minute ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:
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Nah, jokes on you, I consider Sja-anattification worse than death!

But we can have the cake and eat it by having Enlightened Sylphrena choose her own demise.

 

Better idea: Syl gets corrupted, bonds Moash and now Kaladin has to kill both of them.

 

That would actually be really cool, one sec...

Posted
1 minute ago, Frustration said:

Better idea: Syl gets corrupted, bonds Moash and now Kaladin has to kill both of them.

 

That would actually be really cool, one sec...

That is really cool.

Posted
7 hours ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:

Please do not refer to me as "they"; it hurts my feelings.

If you don't want me to use they/them, then put your pronouns in your profile so I actually know what to use.

Posted
7 hours ago, Aliroz-The-Confused said:

Please do not refer to me as "they"; it hurts my feelings.

I suggest you set you pronoun field or let us know which pronouns to use.

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

If you don't want me to use they/them, then put your pronouns in your profile so I actually know what to use.

Lol u ninja'd me

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