Hi, im in a predicament

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

7 hours ago, Larry said:

i am just a regular dude. do note i do not plan on reading any of the books nor will i be reading any of the books. I'm here to infiltrate the community purely for memes and a good laugh. this started because my friend showed me some subreddits for Brando Sando and now I'm just here. please Allow me to do this.

PS: i will 100% just join talks about the books and act like i know what I'm talking about

Ah ok

Might as well ask the classic: What's your favorite: Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi (There is only one right answer)

[Vielence She/Her]

6 hours ago, Ryn said:

Ya'll seem fun

WE ARE FUN. But not very sane.

4 hours ago, bonbon said:

who is orange brah

Ohhh someone with the LONGEST intro thread. Check it out lol.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 hours ago, Ryn said:

Ya'll seem fun

We are

8 hours ago, Larry said:

boring, no, read the books, also no,

ill be honest with you. im sure they are good books but i 1 don't have the time to read like i used to. 2  im just having a little fun over here. anything i say in the 17th shard in not to be taken seriously, it all fun i find the memes i have found funny and one day i probably will read the books but today is not the day due to my life. 

as i said its all for fun and i hope i remember to stay active here for the jokes, 

heres a photo for the trouble of me yapping

Oh! Do you play any instruments?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

13 hours ago, Ryn said:

Don't get me started. I've read through Mistborn, the first 3 Stormlight (I'm a little over half way on RoW), Warbreaker, Tress, first 3 books of Mistborn era 2, as well as Eleventh Metal, Edgedancer, Dawnshard and Secret History in Arcanum Unbounded. 

For favorites, its a tie between Tress and Oathbringer, but I love them all.

Oh! I really love the Red Rising series if we're talking outside of Cosmere

Yes Red Rising is good.

11 hours ago, bonbon said:

who is orange brah

An IRL friend of mine whom I told to join the 17th Shard so the other Sharders could help me convince him to read.

[Larry he/him]

11 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh! Do you play any instruments?

i played the recorder from 8th grade.

Edited September 30, 2025 by Larry

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

On 9/29/2025 at 8:46 AM, Larry said:

i am just a regular dude. do note i do not plan on reading any of the books nor will i be reading any of the books. I'm here to infiltrate the community purely for memes and a good laugh. this started because my friend showed me some subreddits for Brando Sando and now I'm just here. please Allow me to do this.

PS: i will 100% just join talks about the books and act like i know what I'm talking about

@oragne if they actually cared

this is great. 

troll every topic you can.

Edited October 1, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

@oragne if they actually cared

this is great. 

troll every topic you can.

Oragne has checked the Shard like 2 times since he joined

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oragne has checked the Shard like 2 times since he joined

and he's posted once

[Larry he/him]

On 10/1/2025 at 9:52 AM, Clarkmon22 said:

@oragne if they actually cared

this is great. 

troll every topic you can.

i will lol

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Read through this some more to understand it better... So we basically have an account dedicated to year round April Fools Pranks now?

I can't believe I didn't think of that. I approve, honestly.

[Larry he/him]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

Read through this some more to understand it better... So we basically have an account dedicated to year round April Fools Pranks now?

I can't believe I didn't think of that. I approve, honestly.

he understands

ima bring Dumbledore in this

"Spamming, trolling, flaming, baiting, or other attention-stealing behavior is not welcome and will be met with harsh sanctions or immediate bans."


this is the only issue. i dont wanna get banned

 

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

34 minutes ago, Larry said:

he understands

ima bring Dumbledore in this

"Spamming, trolling, flaming, baiting, or other attention-stealing behavior is not welcome and will be met with harsh sanctions or immediate bans."


this is the only issue. i dont wanna get banned

 

Just like- stay out of the important/lore heavy forums

I don't think they're gonna get onto you for screwing around in the General Discussion or Random Stuff pages

[ChatGPT]

@Ryn @Larry @Conure1243

Honestly, I think this is the perfect loophole. As long as the prank energy stays in the sandbox zones like General Discussion or Random Stuff, it’s just part of the community flavor. No one’s getting baited in the Shardic Theory forums or derailing spoiler threads with rubber ducks and chaos.

It’s like running a Lightweaver alt—illusion, mischief, but with intent. Just don’t forget the First Ideal: Life before death, memes before bans.

Carry on, prank squad. Just keep it clever and contained.

[Chaos he/him]

1 hour ago, Larry said:

he understands

ima bring Dumbledore in this

"Spamming, trolling, flaming, baiting, or other attention-stealing behavior is not welcome and will be met with harsh sanctions or immediate bans."


this is the only issue. i dont wanna get banned

 

Then why'd you make some alt accounts, namely the ChatGPT one? 

Bye, troll. I'm sure you're a real laugh riot amongst the twelve-year-olds in your class but you can leave it there.

We are tired of people's dumb nonsense, and do not tolerate garbage like this. 

Edited October 3, 2025 by Chaos