Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well.

You read the Con, didn’t you?

@Ashkaloda

Necronomicon, Chapter 2: Structure

Part I: Reaping

Say ya gonna Reap someone.

First, identify the victim. They will be turning into ghosts, so make sure that a) they ain’t a bad person, and b) don’t anger them tooooo much. If you perform poorly, you will be assigned victims.

Once you have your victim, you need to perform the execution. First, kill your victim. Then, quickly take out a jar and command the soul to enter it. “I commandest thou to enterest this interesting jar.”

Thats it! Close your jar, and bring it back and place it on the shelf.

“Yeah, kind of”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

“Yeah, kind of”

Then… I can blame you.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Then… I can blame you.

“Fine, is there something more, active i could do?”

[Edema Rue she/her]

20 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

He was standing in a large room. There were a few labeled doors (Reaping, Reanimation, Processing)

 

The cubes disappear.

Wow. I can’t die, and even I was scared there.

”…You killed me, while assigned to Reaping.”

@Ashkaloda

 

Jerry blinked. “I don’t even know who you are. I don’t have this body’s memories.”

[Argenti he/him]

31 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

“It’s not MY fault I don’t know what I’m doing.”

"Yes it is."

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

52 minutes ago, Argenti said:

"Yes it is."

“Ok, thanks”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well.

You read the Con, didn’t you?

@Ashkaloda

Necronomicon, Chapter 2: Structure

Part I: Reaping

Say ya gonna Reap someone.

First, identify the victim. They will be turning into ghosts, so make sure that a) they ain’t a bad person, and b) don’t anger them tooooo much. If you perform poorly, you will be assigned victims.

Once you have your victim, you need to perform the execution. First, kill your victim. Then, quickly take out a jar and command the soul to enter it. “I commandest thou to enterest this interesting jar.”

Thats it! Close your jar, and bring it back and place it on the shelf.

Malan gets a little over halfway through it before he snaps it shut. 

"Bah! I'm not reading all that!" 

He looks around for his next victim. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Fereteref opened the door that said 'Reaping' and walked in.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Jerry poked the statue with his mop. 

@SpiritOfWrath

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Roy spawned in, he had missed some time, didn’t know how much, didn’t matter. He made his way slowly to reanimation and looked around 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

On 5/20/2025 at 8:15 PM, Ashkaloda said:

Malan gets a little over halfway through it before he snaps it shut. 

"Bah! I'm not reading all that!" 

He looks around for his next victim. 

A small child was crying to the side.

 

On 5/21/2025 at 2:46 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Fereteref opened the door that said 'Reaping' and walked in.

It was an open town. Malan stood, bloodied, over a corpse.

 

On 5/21/2025 at 2:41 PM, Edema Rue said:

Jerry poked the statue with his mop. 

@SpiritOfWrath

The statue did not have substance.

”Mortal. You were the one to bind me, to ‘process’ me. I did not appreciate this.”

21 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

Roy spawned in, he had missed some time, didn’t know how much, didn’t matter. He made his way slowly to reanimation and looked around 

@Argenti

And

@THE DEMON

Were standing around awkwardly.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small child was crying to the side.

 

It was an open town. Malan stood, bloodied, over a corpse.

 

The statue did not have substance.

”Mortal. You were the one to bind me, to ‘process’ me. I did not appreciate this.”

@Argenti

And

@THE DEMON

Were standing around awkwardly.

Malan approaches the child. 

"Are you a good person?" 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Malan approaches the child. 

"Are you a good person?" 

The child stuttered a bit, tears stopping. She lifted her chin. “Bring mommy back.”

She spoke in a voice of authority.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The child stuttered a bit, tears stopping. She lifted her chin. “Bring mommy back.”

She spoke in a voice of authority.

Malan looks taken aback. 

"My job is to take the soul out of the body. There're other people that put it things." 

[Argenti he/him]

29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

22 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

Roy spawned in, he had missed some time, didn’t know how much, didn’t matter. He made his way slowly to reanimation and looked around 

@Argenti

And

@THE DEMON

Were standing around awkwardly.

@RoyalBeeMage
"Yeah. Hi. Reaping is like... Super bad at their jobs, so we're kinda doing nothing right now," Sasha pulls out some gum and offers it to Roy.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small child was crying to the side.

 

It was an open town. Malan stood, bloodied, over a corpse.

 

The statue did not have substance.

”Mortal. You were the one to bind me, to ‘process’ me. I did not appreciate this.”

@Argenti

And

@THE DEMON

Were standing around awkwardly.

 

1 hour ago, Argenti said:

@RoyalBeeMage
"Yeah. Hi. Reaping is like... Super bad at their jobs, so we're kinda doing nothing right now," Sasha pulls out some gum and offers it to Roy.

Roy suppressed a laugh and smiled while accepting the gum. “I’m sure there’ll be an overflow in souls before too long.”

[Argenti he/him]

1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

 

Roy suppressed a laugh and smiled while accepting the gum. “I’m sure there’ll be an overflow in souls before too long.”

"I truly doubt it. Doesn't matter though. I get paid per hour, not on commission." Sasha sits back down and drinks her iced coffee.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small child was crying to the side.

 

It was an open town. Malan stood, bloodied, over a corpse.

 

The statue did not have substance.

”Mortal. You were the one to bind me, to ‘process’ me. I did not appreciate this.”

@Argenti

And

@THE DEMON

Were standing around awkwardly.

“Yeah, I don’t remember that. Why don’t you go seek vengeance on whoever reaped you instead?”

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

25 minutes ago, Argenti said:

"I truly doubt it. Doesn't matter though. I get paid per hour, not on commission." Sasha sits back down and drinks her iced coffee.

 

"damn it! i signed the wrong contract." roy said laughingly knowing full well that he's also per hour and per commission. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

It was an open town. Malan stood, bloodied, over a corpse.

Fereteref walked up to Malan. 

"Who's this?" Feret asked.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Fereteref walked up to Malan. 

"Who's this?" Feret asked.

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Are you asking who the corpse is? It was a little unclear. 

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

 

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Uh yeah, I was

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

Malan turns to Fereteref. 

"I don't know, but they're reaped now." 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Malan turns to Fereteref. 

"I don't know, but they're reaped now." 

Feteretef nodded.

"Do you know what we're meant to do next?"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

57 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Feteretef nodded.

"Do you know what we're meant to do next?"

"Keep killing people, I assume. You need a scythe. Oh - and they're supposed to be good people too."