Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

“Fair enough”

They recite the instructions word for word “good heavens, I am terrible at my job”

You get better. Well, either that, or you end up dead.

The ghosts start to shrink dramatically, forming their own cubes.

Now just drop em in the chute thing.

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That is three there, since Argenti has one.

3 minutes ago, Argenti said:

 

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Yea. I also noticed, and didn’t care to fix it.

His cube was a dark red now.

@Ashkaloda

The person trembled. “No! Please! Don’t do that! Don’t you… don’t you have rules?”

Edited May 20, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

You get better. Well, either that, or you end up dead.

The ghosts start to shrink dramatically, forming their own cubes.

Now just drop em in the chute thing.

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Yea. I also noticed, and didn’t care to fix it.

His cube was a dark red now.

@Ashkaloda

The person trembled. “No! Please! Don’t do that! Don’t you… don’t you have rules?”

“Chute thing?”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

You get better. Well, either that, or you end up dead.

The ghosts start to shrink dramatically, forming their own cubes.

Now just drop em in the chute thing.

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Yea. I also noticed, and didn’t care to fix it.

His cube was a dark red now.

@Ashkaloda

The person trembled. “No! Please! Don’t do that! Don’t you… don’t you have rules?”

Malan laughs. 

"Rules? You think I would follow them if I had them?" 

[Argenti he/him]

7 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

His cube was a dark red now.

 

She'll file with HR if she's misgendered by the ghosts

“Soul of the Victime, I bind thee to my will.” she chants in a bored voice to the cube

 

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I'm gonna try to conjugate it myself

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

“Chute thing?”

To your right.

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Malan laughs. 

"Rules? You think I would follow them if I had them?" 

The woman’s eyes darted around. “Please!”

 

1 minute ago, Argenti said:

She'll file with HR if she's misgendered by the ghosts

“Soul of the Victime, I bind thee to my will.” she chants in a bored voice to the cube

 

 

Oh.

Um.

Yea.

Oop.

It swirls for a bit, and the liquid is absorbed into the cube.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

To your right.

The woman’s eyes darted around. “Please!”

 

Oh.

Um.

Yea.

Oop.

It swirls for a bit, and the liquid is absorbed into the cube.

“Uh… which right?”

[Edema Rue she/her]

Jerry roamed the halls, grumpily mopping piles of blood. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

“Uh… which right?”

*sigh*
Dude. Hold up both hands and make an L shape with them. The right is the one that is backwards.

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

Jerry roamed the halls, grumpily mopping piles of blood. 

There was a statue in the hallway. It wasn’t there before.

[Argenti he/him]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

To your right.

The woman’s eyes darted around. “Please!”

 

Oh.

Um.

Yea.

Oop.

It swirls for a bit, and the liquid is absorbed into the cube.

She opens the jar. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Argenti said:

She opens the jar. 

The cube emits a very loud scream - but that’s it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*sigh*
Dude. Hold up both hands and make an L shape with them. The right is the one that is backwards.

There was a statue in the hallway. It wasn’t there before.

“Agaweeehhh!”

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*sigh*
Dude. Hold up both hands and make an L shape with them. The right is the one that is backwards.

There was a statue in the hallway. It wasn’t there before.

They hold their hands up oddly and go the wrong direction “I don’t see any chute”

 

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Pardon my very lovely drawing

 

[Argenti he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The cube emits a very loud scream - but that’s it.

She puts it in the chute, grabs another cube, and looks for a soul jar. She takes a sip of her iced latte and spins the ice.

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

@SpiritOfWrath

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I've missed... a lot. Where am I and what do I do?

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

9 hours ago, Argenti said:

She puts it in the chute, grabs another cube, and looks for a soul jar. She takes a sip of her iced latte and spins the ice.

 

There were no jars left.

Somebody took them all.

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

@SpiritOfWrath

 

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All ya need is the beginning post.

9 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

They hold their hands up oddly and go the wrong direction “I don’t see any chute”

 

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Pardon my very lovely drawing

 

Behind you.

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

“Agaweeehhh!”

The imposing statue rumbled. “Jerry. You have wronged me.”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

To your right.

The woman’s eyes darted around. “Please!”

 

Oh.

Um.

Yea.

Oop.

It swirls for a bit, and the liquid is absorbed into the cube.

Malan laughs and swings the scythe at her. 

[Argenti he/him]

18 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

There were no jars left.

Somebody took them all.

Sasha shrugs "Well. I get payed per hour, not per soul." She sits down and pulls out a book. 

"Wonder how the other departments are doing."

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Argenti said:

Sasha shrugs "Well. I get payed per hour, not per soul." She sits down and pulls out a book. 

"Wonder how the other departments are doing."

She might have another soul by now, but Malan was utterly terrible at his job.

 

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Malan laughs and swings the scythe at her. 

She dies.

Good job.

I guess?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

She might have another soul by now, but Malan was utterly terrible at his job.

 

She dies.

Good job.

I guess?

"What do I do now?" Malan asks himself. 

He checks the Con for Reaping. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

There were no jars left.

Somebody took them all.

Behind you.

The imposing statue rumbled. “Jerry. You have wronged me.”

“Come on!” Jerry brandished his mop. “Whatever I did wasn’t my fault.”

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

There were no jars left.

Somebody took them all.

Behind you.

The imposing statue rumbled. “Jerry. You have wronged me.”

They turn around “oh, OH, thank you” they walk over with the cubes and put them in the chute

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

There were no jars left.

Somebody took them all.

Behind you.

The imposing statue rumbled. “Jerry. You have wronged me.”

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Where am I exactly?

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

15 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

He was standing in a large room. There were a few labeled doors (Reaping, Reanimation, Processing)

 

8 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

They turn around “oh, OH, thank you” they walk over with the cubes and put them in the chute

The cubes disappear.

Wow. I can’t die, and even I was scared there.

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

“Come on!” Jerry brandished his mop. “Whatever I did wasn’t my fault.”

”…You killed me, while assigned to Reaping.”

@Ashkaloda

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Lemme type it up

 

Edited May 20, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

He was standing in a large room. There were a few labeled doors (Reaping, Reanimation, Processing)

 

The cubes disappear.

Wow. I can’t die, and even I was scared there.

”…You killed me, while assigned to Reaping.”

“It’s not MY fault I don’t know what I’m doing.”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

“It’s not MY fault I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Well.

You read the Con, didn’t you?

@Ashkaloda

Necronomicon, Chapter 2: Structure

Part I: Reaping

Say ya gonna Reap someone.

First, identify the victim. They will be turning into ghosts, so make sure that a) they ain’t a bad person, and b) don’t anger them tooooo much. If you perform poorly, you will be assigned victims.

Once you have your victim, you need to perform the execution. First, kill your victim. Then, quickly take out a jar and command the soul to enter it. “I commandest thou to enterest this interesting jar.”

Thats it! Close your jar, and bring it back and place it on the shelf.