Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

A small man was walking in front of the trainees, wiping snot from his nose. “Listen up. I’m going to hand out your assignments now. Remember, if you need it, the Soul Board will display all the information about how many souls are currently in our system. And if you need anything, or any explanation, just look in the Con.”

He hesitated, then laughed. “Sorry. That’s what we call ‘The Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX’ ‘round here.”

He looked at them. “All right! Listen up! Your assignment for the day is coming!”

”Meeee-Neeee-Maaay. How da ya pronounce that… eeehhhh… you got Reanimation.” @THE DEMON

“Feretereterefy! You… you’re on Reaping, I believe.” @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

”Roy. Nice and short. You’ve got Reanimation.” @RoyalBeeMage

“Rooooo-ge… Ruege. Roger. Wait. You ain’t a Roger. Rodge. Yer a Rodge, aintcha? You got Processing.” @Wyver

”Malan? Mal? Ian? Lan? Ye got Reaping.” @Ashkaloda

”Aaaannnddd… new guy… what. Yallerall new peoples. What’s his face… uuuuhhhh… you! What’s yer name? Well, anyways, yer going to processing.” @IcedOutPenguin

“Well, that’s just about it. Wait! I got one more.”

He turned around, and left. He returned with a person

”Jerry, congrats. You’ve escaped sacrifice and are now promoted to the person who looks over these    people-er. Ye’ll also have to distribute the processed souls.” @Edema Rue

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The Board, Courtesy of Galantishna the Third, Ghost of the Records.

Records will be updated from time to time. Other than that, you will need to rely on thine intuition.

Reaped Souls: 5

Reanimated Souls: 4

Processed Souls: 6

Last Updated: 5/19, 10:34 RTU

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Wow.

That was a whole lot.

Welcome!

So, ask for the Necronomicon (the guide), and I’ll give you relevant passages. Imma have to type that up, tho… *sigh*
The board records how many souls are in each category - Reanimators work with Reaped Souls, Processors work with Reanimated souls. Imma be updating the board at RTU (random time unit) - in game, it’s completely inconsistent in game, but it’s UTC time out of game.

I think that’s it

Necronomicon:

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Necronomicon, Chapter 2: Structure

Part I: Reaping

Say ya gonna Reap someone.

First, identify the victim. They will be turning into ghosts, so make sure that a) they ain’t a bad person, and b) don’t anger them tooooo much. If you perform poorly, you will be assigned victims.

Once you have your victim, you need to perform the execution. First, kill your victim. Then, quickly take out a jar and command the soul to enter it. “I commandest thou to enterest this interesting jar.”

Thats it! Close your jar, and bring it back and place it on the shelf.

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Chapter 2, Structure

Part II, Reanimation

So you have a soul in front of you. You’re not sure who it is, but it isn’t quite bound yet, so it will be constrained to liquid form until you open a jar.

Before you do this, however, you need a vessel. Ready made cubes can be found at your right, but sometimes there may be custom orders. You will be informed if this is the case.

Step One: Drop the Cube in the Jar. The Jar has a slot for this. Let it soak for a bit - you need to wait until it glows a dark, demonic red.

Step Two: Recite the words “Soul of the Victime, I bind thee to my will.”

Step Three: Hope it isn’t mad and open the jar.

Step Four: If you aren’t attacked, good job! Otherwise, you have permission to protect yourself.

Once done, take the cube out and drop it into the chute to your right.

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Necronomicon, chapter 2: Structure.

Part III, Processing.

Say you have a ready to go soul in front of you. Some sort of ghost, in some sort of box, corpse, or other. It varies.

First, lay out the vessel on the table. You will need to bind it to your will, and give it certain instructions.

Start by inviting the chant, “Oh great soul of the victim, submit your will to mine.”

Once this is done, the soul maaaay escape for a time, but it will always return. As long as you’re alive. So don’t die.

After this, give it commands according to the Soul ticket you are given. Once this is done, place the processed object into the vat to your right and press the button.

 

Edited May 20, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[Edema Rue she/her]

Jerry, who had just taken a rather large sip of coffee, choked. Coughed. Then gave a thumbs up. “Yeah. Yeah, that’s great. Just great. You all behave, and we won’t have any problems.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

”Aaaannnddd… new guy… what. Yallerall new peoples. What’s his face… uuuuhhhh… you! What’s yer name? Well, anyways, yer going to processing.” @IcedOutPenguin

"Sam." He goes to processing

[Argenti he/him]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small man was walking in front of the trainees, wiping snot from his nose. “Listen up. I’m going to hand out your assignments now. Remember, if you need it, the Soul Board will display all the information about how many souls are currently in our system. And if you need anything, or any explanation, just look in the Con.”

He hesitated, then laughed. “Sorry. That’s what we call ‘The Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX’ ‘round here.”

He looked at them. “All right! Listen up! Your assignment for the day is coming!”

”Meeee-Neeee-Maaay. How da ya pronounce that… eeehhhh… you got Reanimation.” @THE DEMON

“Feretereterefy! You… you’re on Reaping, I believe.” @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

”Roy. Nice and short. You’ve got Reanimation.” @RoyalBeeMage

“Rooooo-ge… Ruege. Roger. Wait. You ain’t a Roger. Rodge. Yer a Rodge, aintcha? You got Processing.” @Wyver

”Malan? Mal? Ian? Lan? Ye got Reaping.” @Ashkaloda

”Aaaannnddd… new guy… what. Yallerall new peoples. What’s his face… uuuuhhhh… you! What’s yer name? Well, anyways, yer going to processing.” @IcedOutPenguin

“Well, that’s just about it. Wait! I got one more.”

He turned around, and left. He returned with a person

”Jerry, congrats. You’ve escaped sacrifice and are now promoted to the person who looks over these    people-er. Ye’ll also have to distribute the processed souls.” @Edema Rue

——————

The Board, Courtesy of Galantishna the Third, Ghost of the Records.

Records will be updated from time to time. Other than that, you will need to rely on thine intuition.

Reaped Souls: 5

Reanimated Souls: 4

Processed Souls: 6

Last Updated: 5/19, 10:34 RTU

 

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I was just about to make a charchter, is it too late? 

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, Argenti said:

 

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I vote no but I think I’ve been gone long enough as to have lost all credibility

 

[Argenti he/him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

 

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Don't you worry i've been gone too

 

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

13 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small man was walking in front of the trainees, wiping snot from his nose. “Listen up. I’m going to hand out your assignments now. Remember, if you need it, the Soul Board will display all the information about how many souls are currently in our system. And if you need anything, or any explanation, just look in the Con.”

He hesitated, then laughed. “Sorry. That’s what we call ‘The Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX’ ‘round here.”

He looked at them. “All right! Listen up! Your assignment for the day is coming!”

”Meeee-Neeee-Maaay. How da ya pronounce that… eeehhhh… you got Reanimation.” @THE DEMON

“Feretereterefy! You… you’re on Reaping, I believe.” @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

”Roy. Nice and short. You’ve got Reanimation.” @RoyalBeeMage

“Rooooo-ge… Ruege. Roger. Wait. You ain’t a Roger. Rodge. Yer a Rodge, aintcha? You got Processing.” @Wyver

”Malan? Mal? Ian? Lan? Ye got Reaping.” @Ashkaloda

”Aaaannnddd… new guy… what. Yallerall new peoples. What’s his face… uuuuhhhh… you! What’s yer name? Well, anyways, yer going to processing.” @IcedOutPenguin

“Well, that’s just about it. Wait! I got one more.”

He turned around, and left. He returned with a person

”Jerry, congrats. You’ve escaped sacrifice and are now promoted to the person who looks over these    people-er. Ye’ll also have to distribute the processed souls.” @Edema Rue

——————

The Board, Courtesy of Galantishna the Third, Ghost of the Records.

Records will be updated from time to time. Other than that, you will need to rely on thine intuition.

Reaped Souls: 5

Reanimated Souls: 4

Processed Souls: 6

Last Updated: 5/19, 10:34 RTU

 

"D'you mean Rouge?" She said impatiently. "What do we even do in processing?" She said, glancing at the Con.

Edited May 19, 2025 by Wyver

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

12 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small man was walking in front of the trainees, wiping snot from his nose. “Listen up. I’m going to hand out your assignments now. Remember, if you need it, the Soul Board will display all the information about how many souls are currently in our system. And if you need anything, or any explanation, just look in the Con.”

He hesitated, then laughed. “Sorry. That’s what we call ‘The Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX’ ‘round here.”

He looked at them. “All right! Listen up! Your assignment for the day is coming!”

”Meeee-Neeee-Maaay. How da ya pronounce that… eeehhhh… you got Reanimation.” @THE DEMON

“Feretereterefy! You… you’re on Reaping, I believe.” @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

”Roy. Nice and short. You’ve got Reanimation.” @RoyalBeeMage

“Rooooo-ge… Ruege. Roger. Wait. You ain’t a Roger. Rodge. Yer a Rodge, aintcha? You got Processing.” @Wyver

”Malan? Mal? Ian? Lan? Ye got Reaping.” @Ashkaloda

”Aaaannnddd… new guy… what. Yallerall new peoples. What’s his face… uuuuhhhh… you! What’s yer name? Well, anyways, yer going to processing.” @IcedOutPenguin

“Well, that’s just about it. Wait! I got one more.”

He turned around, and left. He returned with a person

”Jerry, congrats. You’ve escaped sacrifice and are now promoted to the person who looks over these    people-er. Ye’ll also have to distribute the processed souls.” @Edema Rue

——————

The Board, Courtesy of Galantishna the Third, Ghost of the Records.

Records will be updated from time to time. Other than that, you will need to rely on thine intuition.

Reaped Souls: 5

Reanimated Souls: 4

Processed Souls: 6

Last Updated: 5/19, 10:34 RTU

 

“Mini-me, and, where is that?”

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"D'you mean Rouge?" She said impatiently. "What do we even do in processing?" She said, tapping her foot impatiently.

“Process souls.” Jerry giggled. “I’m your boss.”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

10 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Sam." He goes to processing

He enters a dark room, four glowing jars giving the little illumination there was.

There was a small desk with supplies, and two tickets were waiting on the desk.

Maybe he should check procedure in the Con.

6 minutes ago, Argenti said:

 

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Nah

You can make one 

 

11 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Jerry, who had just taken a rather large sip of coffee, choked. Coughed. Then gave a thumbs up. “Yeah. Yeah, that’s great. Just great. You all behave, and we won’t have any problems.

“And if any of em misbehave, you can always send em over to the Reaping.”

He left, then turned around last minute. “There should be one more… well, you can take care of em when they arrive. Extenuating circumstances or something.”

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Argenti will go into Reanimation 

 

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"D'you mean Rouge?" She said impatiently. "What do we even do in processing?" She said, tapping her foot impatiently.

“Read the Con! Ye all have one!”

 

Just now, THE DEMON said:

“Mini-me, and, where is that?”

“Down the hall and to the left.”

 

 

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Well

Ive been trying to reply for a while

but EVEN MORE ARE REPLYING

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

He enters a dark room, four glowing jars giving the little illumination there was.

There was a small desk with supplies, and two tickets were waiting on the desk.

Maybe he should check procedure in the Con.

 

“And if any of em misbehave, you can always send em over to the Reaping.”

He left, then turned around last minute. “There should be one more… well, you can take care of em when they arrive. Extenuating circumstances or something.”

 

“Read the Con! Ye all have one!”

 

“Down the hall and to the left.”

 

 

 

“Mmm ok,” they wander down the hall and to the left

[Argenti he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Nah

You can make one 

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Name: Sasha

Are you a good person: Yes.

Are you cruel: No

Are you respectful: No

Just get a good idea of how they interact with strangers.

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“Process souls.” Jerry giggled. “I’m your boss.”

"But how?" She said. "And please tell me you have the IQ to get my name right."

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Argenti said:

 

@Edema Rue

The new girl arrived.

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

“Mmm ok,” they wander down the hall and to the left

There was a big door.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

@Edema Rue

The new girl arrived.

There was a big door.

They opens the door and walk in

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

He enters a dark room, four glowing jars giving the little illumination there was.

There was a small desk with supplies, and two tickets were waiting on the desk.

Maybe he should check procedure in the Con.

He checks procedure 

[Edema Rue she/her]

16 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"But how?" She said. "And please tell me you have the IQ to get my name right."

Jerry sips his coffee. “Listen, I’m sure you have a great name. I’ve got more to do than sit around and listen to you sob, though, so…Rodge it is. Check the Con if you’re lost.”

16 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

@Edema Rue

The new girl arrived.

There was a big door.

@Argenti

Jerry waved. “You’re on reanimation? Late! Late, late, late!”

[Argenti he/him]

12 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Jerry waved. “You’re on reanimation? Late! Late, late, late!”

"isn't this place outside of time?" Sasha says dryly.  "So what do you want me to do?"

[Edema Rue she/her]

20 minutes ago, Argenti said:

"isn't this place outside of time?" Sasha says dryly.  "So what do you want me to do?"

“Reanimation,” Jerry said, snapping his fingers. “Get with the program. You’re on the clock! Move it!”

Edited May 19, 2025 by Edema Rue

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

35 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Jerry sips his coffee. “Listen, I’m sure you have a great name. I’ve got more to do than sit around and listen to you sob, though, so…Rodge it is. Check the Con if you’re lost.”

@Argenti

Jerry waved. “You’re on reanimation? Late! Late, late, late!”

"Like hell I'm listening to a nutshell that can't even pronounce Rouge." Rouge said angrily. "Pronounce it right then we can start talking about work."

[Argenti he/him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"Like hell I'm listening to a nutshell that can't even pronounce Rouge." Rouge said angrily. "Pronounce it right then we can start talking about work."

"Like the make-up?"
 

 

6 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“Reanimation,” Jerry said, snapping his fingers. “Get with the program. You’re on the clock! Move it!”

Sasha rolls her eyes. I look at the Necronomicon  @SpiritOfWrath  And flip to chapter 2 How to do your job: On-boarding and training! Part 3, Reanimation.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A small man was walking in front of the trainees, wiping snot from his nose. “Listen up. I’m going to hand out your assignments now. Remember, if you need it, the Soul Board will display all the information about how many souls are currently in our system. And if you need anything, or any explanation, just look in the Con.”

He hesitated, then laughed. “Sorry. That’s what we call ‘The Employee’s Guide to NecronoMAX’ ‘round here.”

He looked at them. “All right! Listen up! Your assignment for the day is coming!”

”Meeee-Neeee-Maaay. How da ya pronounce that… eeehhhh… you got Reanimation.” @THE DEMON

“Feretereterefy! You… you’re on Reaping, I believe.” @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

”Roy. Nice and short. You’ve got Reanimation.” @RoyalBeeMage

“Rooooo-ge… Ruege. Roger. Wait. You ain’t a Roger. Rodge. Yer a Rodge, aintcha? You got Processing.” @Wyver

”Malan? Mal? Ian? Lan? Ye got Reaping.” @Ashkaloda

”Aaaannnddd… new guy… what. Yallerall new peoples. What’s his face… uuuuhhhh… you! What’s yer name? Well, anyways, yer going to processing.” @IcedOutPenguin

“Well, that’s just about it. Wait! I got one more.”

He turned around, and left. He returned with a person

”Jerry, congrats. You’ve escaped sacrifice and are now promoted to the person who looks over these    people-er. Ye’ll also have to distribute the processed souls.” @Edema Rue

——————

The Board, Courtesy of Galantishna the Third, Ghost of the Records.

Records will be updated from time to time. Other than that, you will need to rely on thine intuition.

Reaped Souls: 5

Reanimated Souls: 4

Processed Souls: 6

Last Updated: 5/19, 10:34 RTU

 

Grumbling under his breath, Malan looks in the Con for Reaping. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Like hell I'm listening to a nutshell that can't even pronounce Rouge." Rouge said angrily. "Pronounce it right then we can start talking about work."

“It’s not about if I can pronounce it,” Jerry drawled. “It’s about if I care to. Come on. Process the souls.”

1 minute ago, Argenti said:

"Like the make-up?"
 

 

Sasha rolls her eyes. I look at the Necronomicon  @SpiritOfWrath  And flip to chapter 2 How to do your job: On-boarding and training! Part 3, Reanimation.

Jerry glanced at it and shivered. “I was reanimated. Not a lot of fun. Make sure to put your souls in inanimate objects, or else.”

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Grumbling under his breath, Malan looks in the Con for Reaping. 

“Reap a soul! It’s not that hard. Need a scythe?”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

“It’s not about if I can pronounce it,” Jerry drawled. “It’s about if I care to. Come on. Process the souls.”

Jerry glanced at it and shivered. “I was reanimated. Not a lot of fun. Make sure to put your souls in inanimate objects, or else.”

“Reap a soul! It’s not that hard. Need a scythe?”

Malan looks up at Jerry. 

"I get a scythe?" 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Malan looks up at Jerry. 

"I get a scythe?" 

Jerry stuck out his lower lip in a dramatic pout. “I get a scythe? You’re on reaping! Of course you get a scythe!”