Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore [blank] on the day he was to kill a king

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore ChipsAHoid on the day he was to kill a king.

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the concept of time on the day he was to kill a king.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

 

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore nothing on the day he was to kill a king. He hoped it would scare people away.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a “Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king” t-shirt on the day he was to kill a king.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a “I am on a t-shirt” t-shirt on the day he was to kill a king.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, killed a king, and all he got was this stupid white t-shirt

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a Dalinar Kholin costume on the day he was to kill a king.

Edited December 3, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a “I killed the king” t-shirt on the day he was to kill a king. He was fairly confident he could do it.

[___ He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-vallano wore a shark on the day he was to kill a king

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, rode a shark into the palace on the day he was to kill a king. The storm dropped it off earlier and it's been flopping around the whole day. It suffocated an hour ago but he's been using lashings (the magic kind) to puppet it around. It made him feel pretty cool while killing a king.

[___ He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the fate of an entire book series on his shoulders on the day he was to kill a king.

[First of the Tide He/him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore mildly spoiled milk on the day he was to kill a king.

[Myst He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ookla The Story said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the fate of an entire book series on his shoulders on the day he was to kill a king.

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a dress made up of all the pages of the entire stormlight archive, cumulating in a really, really, really, extremely long train, on the day he was to kill a king

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Broken said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a dress made up of all the pages of the entire stormlight archive, cumulating in a really, really, really, extremely long train, on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore all the pages of the Cosmere and broke his back beyond Stormlight-repairability before he could kill a king.

[TheFlatScadrian]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore this really nifty graphic tee with Smash Mouth on it the day he was to kill a king.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano wore a "Please don't call me Szeth-son-Neturo as I am a horrible person who should not be associated with my father. However, by any means, call me after my grandfather!" T-shirt on the day he was to kill a king.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

  Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore hair on the day he was to kill a king. If he was already committing blasphemy he might as well go all the way...

 

[TheFlatScadrian]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore black on the day he was to kill a king. He never did understand the nickname.

Edited December 4, 2025 by TheFlatScadrian

[al_lan_mandragoran]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore earbuds on the day he went to kill a king. For if you were going to assassinate someone, surely you were entitled to listen to your own theme song while doing it.

https://youtu.be/7RT3LpYifeM?si=UdWi4DlLRGAggG9w

Spoiler

This video uses the Assassin in White theme from the Kaladin soundtrack, which is on spotify.

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a pink leotard with a purple tutu on the day he went to kill a king. For if you were going to assassinate someone, surely you were entitled to listen to your own theme song while doing it.

Szeth would totally rock that

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, couldn't go kill a king because he was stuck at home during covid, so he wrote four secret books instead.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore an inflatable dinosaur costume on the day he was to kill a king.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore an inflatable dinosaur costume and did zumba on the day he was to kill a king

[pureintonation she/her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a bodysuit designed by Jean Paul Gaulthier on the day he was to slay.

[_Longname_ he/him]

Seth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar wore only a little pink backpack on the day he was to kill a king.

(He needed something to carry his other dumb costumes)

Edited April 11 by _Longname_