AlmightyGir Posted March 10, 2025 Posted March 10, 2025 (edited) No powers, words only. They're arguing philosophy. Who wins? Edited March 10, 2025 by AlmightyGir 3
Ninth of the Night Posted March 10, 2025 Posted March 10, 2025 (edited) Moash: "I'm doing the right thing!" Stick: "I am a stick." Moash: "No! I'll make you understand, and then my friends will finally see that my way is the correct path!" Stick: "I am a stick." Moash: "Elhokar had to die! Anyone who makes an ignorant mistake that inadvertently hurts others deserves death and nothing else!" Stick: "...I am a stick." Moash: "Of course I work for Odium now, he's the only one who's ever truly understood me. I feel like I'm in good hands with him, no way he'll ever let me down!" Stick: "You're crazy, dude." Edited March 10, 2025 by Ninth of the Night 5
RedBlue Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Moash would lose a philosophical battle against Moash. 4
Entr0pic He/him Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Stick has the “no” argument strat, plus 10. “I am a stick” is just to good of an argument.
therunner he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Stick is clearly unstoppable juggernaut of mental fortitude, whereas Moash changes opinions and allegiances whenever it suits him. So Stick.
Qianweilian He/him Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Okay. These vs. topics and getting out of hand. We all know the answer to this one.
Knuti Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 I am sorry, I have to disagree. This is but a runner-up contest. Nightblood is champion in this category. SLAY EVIL !!! is the ultimate answer to problems of morality and the greater good. 2
The Stick Posted March 13, 2025 Posted March 13, 2025 I have found myself summoned. Moash has no resistance to my arguments. I am a stick. 3
Mattel Posted March 24, 2025 Posted March 24, 2025 Stick literally chose not to burn because, in the words of someone wiser than me, "I am a stick," whereas Moash willingly chose to hop onto a burning ship and will sink into flames 1
Roscoe Any Pronouns Posted March 24, 2025 Posted March 24, 2025 One started as a stick The other started as a member of Bridge Four. One is still what they were, the other cannot be spoken for the same. 1
LeondeBowa Posted March 24, 2025 Posted March 24, 2025 By the end mosh will have thoroughly convinced himself he is also a stick 3
Mattel Posted March 24, 2025 Posted March 24, 2025 Philosophy literally means "love of wisdom," and there is wisdom all around us in the world. Stick lacks eyes and can see Truth Moash can't, and Stick literally can't see. Moash has freaking crystal spikey boy eyes and still fails to see anything properly. Solution: We give Moash sticks for eyes. Who wants dibs on being the first to stick a Stick in Moash's eyes? 2
BlueWildRye he/him Posted April 6, 2025 Posted April 6, 2025 On 3/24/2025 at 6:31 AM, LeondeBowa said: By the end mosh will have thoroughly convinced himself he is also a stick He will tell the stick to take his pain, and gladly serve it, for it is a much more powerful master than Odium.
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