Howdy, pardners

[Rand-Al-Thaidakar]

Hello people! 

I have been reading Cosmere books since 2021 (started with TWoK) but am now caught up  on the Cosmere minus the WaT prelude (and many WoBs). I've been browsing here for about a year. I'm really excited for the Stormlight TTRPG, Wind & Truth, and having some cool discussions with y'all about all the stuff. 
 

[strmblsd he/him]

Welcome to the shard do not eat the cookie!  And what is your opinion on hemalurgy and what color is your hair?

[Rand-Al-Thaidakar]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Welcome to the shard do not eat the cookie!  And what is your opinion on hemalurgy and what color is your hair?

I believe hemalurgy is important, and I'm really excited to see how the hemalurgy tech progresses in future Cosmere novels. I love magic system interactions and I think hemalurgy is going to be super useful for these. I wanna see some powerspikes! My hair is brown red. 

[Aeternum]

Welcome to the Shard!

[Aredor]

Welcome to the Shard! 

Would you like a Hemalurgically spiked cookie? 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Welcome! Ignore the cookies, what’s your favorite bagel?

[Rand-Al-Thaidakar]

56 minutes ago, Aredor said:

Welcome to the Shard! 

Would you like a Hemalurgically spiked cookie? 

Depends- what kind of sprinkles/spikes are in/on it?

56 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

Welcome! Ignore the cookies, what’s your favorite bagel?

Asiago! Or any bagel with an egg and cheese

[Aredor]

9 hours ago, Rand-Al-Thaidakar said:

Depends- what kind of sprinkles/spikes are in/on it?

This one has 2 flavors of spike. There's A - Zinc and F - iron. 

[Rand-Al-Thaidakar]

56 minutes ago, Aredor said:

This one has 2 flavors of spike. There's A - Zinc and F - iron. 

That sounds delicious! I'd love a cookie.

[Aredor]

4 hours ago, Rand-Al-Thaidakar said:

That sounds delicious! I'd love a cookie.

Wonderful! Here's a cookie. *Hands cookie*

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[Rand-Al-Thaidakar]

20 minutes ago, Aredor said:

or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.).

Can we fit coins in here? It's covered under "et al," but seems like it would be common enough to be worthy of being named.

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Sure thing, good sir! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

WELL HOWDY THERE, PARTNER!

IF YE COULD VISIT ANY COUNTRY ON GRAND OL' ROSHAR FOR A WEEK, WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YE CHOSE AND WHY?

Also sorry I'm so late, lol; I was on vacation.
DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.

[Rand-Al-Thaidakar]

On 7/19/2024 at 11:23 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

IF YE COULD VISIT ANY COUNTRY ON GRAND OL' ROSHAR FOR A WEEK, WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YE CHOSE AND WHY?

I'd say the Horneater Peaks, but if that isn't big enough to be a whole country, probably Herdaz.