Greetings! I arrive!

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Hi, I am new here!

I got into Sanderson last summer, and I've read almost all the Cosmere. I have only not read The Lost Metal, Tress, Yumi, or Sunlit Man. Mistborn and Stormlight are my favorites series, but I can't pick between them. The Metallic Arts are my favorite magic system. I'm a Skybreaker.

[Aredor]

Welcome to the Shard! 

Would you like a cookie? 

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Thank you!

Hmm... I'm gluten free. But then again, do digital cookies have gluten?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

DON'T EAT THE COOKIE. JUST DON'T. THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE GLUTEN BUT THEY DO HAVE HEMALURGIC SPIKES

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Well, that's fairly alarming.

[strmblsd he/him]

DONT EAT THE COOKIE!

What is your opinion on hemalurgy?

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Like, the ethics of it?

Considering that it permanently damages the victim’s soul, I would say making spikes is never okay, but there’s nothing necessarily wrong with simply using spikes.

[Ookla she/her]

7 hours ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Hi, I am new here!

I got into Sanderson last summer, and I've read almost all the Cosmere. I have only not read The Lost Metal, Tress, Yumi, or Sunlit Man. Mistborn and Stormlight are my favorites series, but I can't pick between them. The Metallic Arts are my favorite magic system. I'm a Skybreaker.

If you could have any Cosmere character to be your room-mate, who would you choose and why?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

DON'T EAT- ah, okay.

Welcome to the Shard!

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit any why?

[Steel Speedster ♂]

@Ookla

That’s pretty hard. Hmmm… let’s see. I might get along fine with Elend. It’s also hard to go wrong with Adolin.

@Through The Living Glass

Does Urithiru count? Otherwise I’m not sure. I’m not super well versed in Rosharan cultures.

[Trusk'our he/him]

12 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

DON'T EAT THE COOKIE. JUST DON'T. THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE GLUTEN BUT THEY DO HAVE HEMALURGIC SPIKES

WHAT!? GIMMIE THOSE COOKIES!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Does Urithiru count? Otherwise I’m not sure. I’m not super well versed in Rosharan cultures.

Yeah, it counts!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

21 hours ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Hi, I am new here!

I got into Sanderson last summer, and I've read almost all the Cosmere. I have only not read The Lost Metal, Tress, Yumi, or Sunlit Man. Mistborn and Stormlight are my favorites series, but I can't pick between them. The Metallic Arts are my favorite magic system. I'm a Skybreaker.

Hello!!

If you could mix one surge and one allomantic ability, what would they be, and what would you call it?

[Steel Speedster ♂]

2 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Hello!!

If you could mix one surge and one allomantic ability, what would they be, and what would you call it?

What would I call the person who used it? So, like a Twinborn with Surgebinding instead of Feruchemy?

Let's see... I really like the idea of A-iron mixed with the surge of Abrasion. Imagine Pulling yourself around, completely frictionless. That would be pretty cool. I'd call it a... Dragger, maybe?  A-steel/A-iron with Adhesion would also be cool. You could stick down pieces of metal so they wouldn't move when you Pushed/Pulled on them. Don't know what I'd call that one.

[Keats.The.Listener He, Him]

Hey. I’m also new here.

22 hours ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Hi, I am new here!

I got into Sanderson last summer, and I've read almost all the Cosmere. I have only not read The Lost Metal, Tress, Yumi, or Sunlit Man. Mistborn and Stormlight are my favorites series, but I can't pick between them. The Metallic Arts are my favorite magic system. I'm a Skybreaker.

Have you read any Brando Sando’s non-Cosmere books?

If you have, whats a power/ability from a non-Cosmere book you would want?

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Nice to meet you.

No, I have not read any non-Cosmere. Actually, scratch that, I technically have read some of the short stories, like I Hate Dragons and Defending Elysium. I mean, teleportation is pretty nice. I'll go with that.

[Aeternum]

Welcome to the Shard!

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Thanks!

[Aredor]

On 7/1/2024 at 9:45 PM, Trusk'our said:

WHAT!? GIMMIE THOSE COOKIES!!!

Ok! Here you go! *Hands Cookie*

Quick disclaimer: 

Spoiler

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This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.)

 

[Trusk'our he/him]

4 minutes ago, Aredor said:

Ok! Here you go! *Hands Cookie*

Quick disclaimer: 

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Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. 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This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.)

 

Sweet 

[Block he/him]

Welcome to The Shard!

Would you like to join a cult?

[Steel Speedster ♂]

8 minutes ago, Block said:

Welcome to The Shard!

Would you like to join a cult?

Thank you!

Um… my instincts say that’s not a good idea.

What kinda cult are we talking about?

[Block he/him]

3 minutes ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Thank you!

Um… my instincts say that’s not a good idea.

What kinda cult are we talking about?

The Cult of The Gingers, The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult, The Cult of the Stick, and The Cult of the Baldies (a pacifist cult)

The Cult of The Gingers is the best one. (I'm also the leader of that one)

[Steel Speedster ♂]

11 minutes ago, Block said:

The Cult of The Gingers, The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult, The Cult of the Stick, and The Cult of the Baldies (a pacifist cult)

The Cult of The Gingers is the best one. (I'm also the leader of that one)

Oh, phew! Those sound like related safe cults. (Except the Cult of the Stick. That sounds pretty dangerous .) Unfortunately, I don’t think I would fit in any of those—my hair is dark blonde or something.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

20 minutes ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Oh, phew! Those sound like related safe cults. (Except the Cult of the Stick. That sounds pretty dangerous .) Unfortunately, I don’t think I would fit in any of those—my hair is dark blonde or something.

THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE NOT A GINGER AND THE CULT OF THE STICK IS PERFECTLY SAFE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR LOYALTY TO THE ALMIGHTY STICK AND DECLARE WAR ON THE GREATEST EVIL: FIRE.

Would you like to ally yourself with the Brunette/Brown/Black hair cult? You won't be able to fully join, but we can protect you from the gingers.