Ask Rye Anything

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Well, figured at this point I could make this without everyone wondering "Who even is this BlueWildRye guy?"

Anyways, as it is in the name, ask me anything!

[Edema Rue she/her]

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

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*coughs* @Anguished_One I stole your identity

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

7 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

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*coughs* @Anguished_One I stole your identity

 

First of all, as I am a chicken whisperer I make the chicken attack the two other people, I somehow tie them up with the shoelace then have the chicken jump onto my shoulder. Since the room has a fourth dimension, I try to rotate onto it but fail, so instead I walk over to the door and pick the lock with the yellow ballpoint pen. Once I'm out, along with the chicken of course, I lock the door behind me again.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

15 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

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*coughs* @Anguished_One I stole your identity

 

I have no identity.

Congratulations, you now have no idea who you are or where you're going.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Anguished_One said:

Congratulations, you now have no idea who you are or where you're going.

IIIIIIIIII'MMMM ANNNNNN

OBJECT IN MOTION

I'VE LOST ALL EMOTION

MY TWO LEGS ARE BROKEN

BUT LOOK AT ME DAAAAAANCE

AN OBJECT IN MOTION

DON'T ASK WHERE I'M GOIN'

'CUS WHERE I AM GOIN'

IS RIGHT WHERE I AMMMMMMMM

 

For @BlueWildRye

What color are your bones?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

IIIIIIIIII'MMMM ANNNNNN

OBJECT IN MOTION

I'VE LOST ALL EMOTION

MY TWO LEGS ARE BROKEN

BUT LOOK AT ME DAAAAAANCE

AN OBJECT IN MOTION

DON'T ASK WHERE I'M GOIN'

'CUS WHERE I AM GOIN'

IS RIGHT WHERE I AMMMMMMMM

 

For @BlueWildRye

What color are your bones?

It's in the name. A deep bioluminescent blue.

[who_slew_aicirtap she/they]

Do you have chickens?? If so what are their names?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, liverthescourge said:

Do you have chickens?? If so what are their names?

I have a lot of chickens. So many that I refer to them collectively as "Chickendom". I probably can't name all of them, but I'll name a few.

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The chicken in my current pfp is named Nemesis, because she used to terrorize the younger generations and I constantly had to chase her around. Hence, we had a rivalry for a long time.

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The one rooster we have is named Gilgamesh, he had a brother named Enkidu and there is a really intriguing, epic in scale story about Enkidu and the details surrounding his death, but that's a story for another time. Gilgamesh thinks he can lay eggs for some reason, and sits in the nest boxes a lot.

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The two oldest chickens I have are 6 years old and their names are Goldie and Purple Chicken (the second name is kinda odd, especially since she's yellow, not purple). 

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On the other hand, one of the younger (and my personal favorite) chickens is Persephone, an Austrolorp who is blind in one eye. Her story ties into that of Enkidu's, which once again I will not say here. Basically, her life is pretty much an echo of mine, which is kind of funny. (I'm not half blind though).

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It is kinda weird that my other favorite chicken is also half blind. Trinket is one of the oldest ones; I think she's Purple Chicken's daughter. She was relatively unimportant until suddenly she was, but guess what: it's part of the Enkidu storyline! So I won't explain why. However, she basically acts like a house cat now.

 

 

 

Yeah, I have a lot to say. And that's not even everything! Let me tell you, the Tragedy of Enkidu is one of the greatest historical events of all time.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

19 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I have a lot of chickens. So many that I refer to them collectively as "Chickendom". I probably can't name all of them, but I'll name a few.

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The chicken in my current pfp is named Nemesis, because she used to terrorize the younger generations and I constantly had to chase her around. Hence, we had a rivalry for a long time.

  Hide contents

The one rooster we have is named Gilgamesh, he had a brother named Enkidu and there is a really intriguing, epic in scale story about Enkidu and the details surrounding his death, but that's a story for another time. Gilgamesh thinks he can lay eggs for some reason, and sits in the nest boxes a lot.

  Hide contents

The two oldest chickens I have are 6 years old and their names are Goldie and Purple Chicken (the second name is kinda odd, especially since she's yellow, not purple). 

  Hide contents

On the other hand, one of the younger (and my personal favorite) chickens is Persephone, an Austrolorp who is blind in one eye. Her story ties into that of Enkidu's, which once again I will not say here. Basically, her life is pretty much an echo of mine, which is kind of funny. (I'm not half blind though).

  Hide contents

It is kinda weird that my other favorite chicken is also half blind. Trinket is one of the oldest ones; I think she's Purple Chicken's daughter. She was relatively unimportant until suddenly she was, but guess what: it's part of the Enkidu storyline! So I won't explain why. However, she basically acts like a house cat now.

 

 

 

Yeah, I have a lot to say. And that's not even everything! Let me tell you, the Tragedy of Enkidu is one of the greatest historical events of all time.

OH MY GOSH THERE'S CHICKEN LORE

[who_slew_aicirtap she/they]

Ooh thats amazing. I would definitely like to hear more chicken lore. Mine are named Destructor, Obliterator, Annhilator, Sylphrena, Severus, Bessie, Soldier, Sword, Shield, Dragon (ok there's too many I'll stop there)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What the best way to cook chicken???

[BlueWildRye he/him]

3 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

What the best way to cook chicken???

You're asking me?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

You're asking me?

Yes *looks you dead in the eyes*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Raw.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

57 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Raw.

… interesting choice

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Your choice has been incorrect

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Read the Red assassin’s AMA for context 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

MY chickens are cannibals.

Joy.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

MY chickens are cannibals.

Joy.

How joyful indeed, I wonder what their  favorite way to cook chicken is…

on that note: what’s your opinion on brain eating amoeba?

Edited June 24, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Not high.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

When was the last time you fell down the stairs?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Two months ago. But it was on purpose.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Will you tell me why?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*leaves*

Edited June 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[BlueWildRye he/him]

28 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Will you tell me why?

I was at my friend's house and it was 2 stories so I fell down and rolled down the stairs because it's kinda fun.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

That’s a very good reason.