125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

On 11/11/2025 at 8:16 PM, Shatter said:

2556:

spout the randomest facts constantly to someone who is neurotypical.

Wait that means you're not neurotypical?

2565. Spam lyrics in random chats with your friends so that they are either yelling at you about your music tastes, concerned about how many sad songs you are spamming lyrics from, or yelling at you about text blocks

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Booknewt said:

Wait that means you're not neurotypical?

2565. Spam lyrics in random chats with your friends so that they are either yelling at you about your music tastes, concerned about how many sad songs you are spamming lyrics from, or yelling at you about text blocks

2566: be neurotypical

[Myst He/Him]

2567. Stare at them. Without blinking, just a pure, warning stare.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

11 hours ago, Booknewt said:

Wait that means you're not neurotypical?

2565. Spam lyrics in random chats with your friends so that they are either yelling at you about your music tastes, concerned about how many sad songs you are spamming lyrics from, or yelling at you about text blocks

2568. Not Read Signatures

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2568. Not Read Signatures

2569. Be unable to read signatures

Spoiler

You can't on mobile

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2570. Not having a phone

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

4 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

16 hours ago, Booknewt said:

Wait that means you're not neurotypical?

2565. Spam lyrics in random chats with your friends so that they are either yelling at you about your music tastes, concerned about how many sad songs you are spamming lyrics from, or yelling at you about text blocks

2568. Not Read Signatures

what did what I said have to do with signatures?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

It says he's neurodivergent in his signature

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2570. Sing happy birthday to a random stranger and start crying if they leave you.

Edited November 17, 2025 by Vyzkel
Idk why I quoted

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2572. Fix. The. Numbers.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

19 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

2564: Liking *****

2573. Not censoring names

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

It says he's neurodivergent in his signature

Ohhhh 

Yeah I meant more of "saying random facts means you're neurodivergent?" than that Shatter specifically is.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2574. Continuing to censor fr*nch (even as a fr*nch speaker)

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

MMDLXXIV. Give everyone PTSD by bringing the Roman Numerals back.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2576. Pretend that didn't happen

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2577. Pretending nothing ever happened. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3578. Pretending at all times that pretending isn’t pretending, thus making your pretending real, but to others who think you pretending pretending isn’t pretending isn’t pretending at all, those people you pretend are pretending.

[Vielence She/Her]

3579. Talk like that

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3580. Give everything a name

This post is Jeffery : D

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2581. u can't just add a thousand to the count!

(Bobby)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

125257. Surprise! We're finished!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2583. Believing that for a split second

(yes actually...)

Edited November 21, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

2584. Being the one person who insults a slug's sense of humor

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2585. Being chaotic and responsible for changing the numbers hehe

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2586: giving death stares to anyone who dares even breath in your presence while your reading

On 5/7/2024 at 11:08 AM, Ancient Elantrian said:

67. Agreeing with peoples insults to you

Also number 67