125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2533. Stalk @ChipsAHoid so you know exactly WHY.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2533. Stalk @ChipsAHoid so you know exactly WHY.

2534. Have been at band

2535. Have a huge homework load

2536. Still been averaging like 4-6 hours of sleep even without READING at night

It was sad

2537. Have to go back to the exact same thing for the rest of the month

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2538. Know you were at band or doing homework before you told me....

2539. Spend like 1% of your life doing band but wish you could do more

2540. Be so smart that homework becomes schoolwork.

2541. Do that for the rest of the month.

 

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2542. Let this thread die

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2543. Talk loud and monopolize all conversation

2544. Charge tariffs on conversation

2545. Don't listen to anyone when they talk anyway.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2546. Only talk to people about their extended car warranty

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

2547. Randomly start singing Schoolhouse Rock while talking to people

2548. Unlock a 10 minute book pitch whenever someone asked you about your halloween costume

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yesss I DID THAT TOO

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 11/5/2025 at 12:56 AM, Booknewt said:

2547. Randomly start singing Schoolhouse Rock while talking to people

2548. Unlock a 10 minute book pitch whenever someone asked you about your halloween costume

2549. Do Schoohouse Rock as the play for you elementary school (true story)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2550. Chapter 94 of Moby Dick

It’s a book about hunting whales for those who haven’t read it.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2551. Wonder constantly what whales taste like

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2552. Have the objectively coolest Halloween costume ever

2553. Loose the costume contest to a small child because people are idiots

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2554. Vote for the child while saying “mmmm looks tasty”

[Vielence She/Her]

On 11/5/2025 at 12:56 AM, Booknewt said:

2547. Randomly start singing Schoolhouse Rock while talking to people

2548. Unlock a 10 minute book pitch whenever someone asked you about your halloween costume

I did definitely not do that…

jk I made up a cool book character and went as her so I got to bring my big stick to the library festival and trick or treating. (Which I’m never going trick or treating without it again, bc Id didn’t get bumped into ONCE and that is new occurrence)

On 11/10/2025 at 9:14 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2552. Have the objectively coolest Halloween costume ever

2553. Loose the costume contest to a small child because people are idiots

Ha. I won mine last year.

2554: 

Win a foam sword in a costume contest and then practice with it as if it’s real, then threaten people with it. 

[Myst He/Him]

4 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I did definitely not do that…

jk I made up a cool book character and went as her so I got to bring my big stick to the library festival and trick or treating. (Which I’m never going trick or treating without it again, bc Id didn’t get bumped into ONCE and that is new occurrence)

Ha. I won mine last year.

2554: 

Win a foam sword in a costume contest and then practice with it as if it’s real, then threaten people with it. 

2555:

disguise a real sword as a foam sword, and wave it around as if its foam, “accidentally” hitting people

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, IHadAThought said:

2555:

disguise a real sword as a foam sword, and wave it around as if its foam, “accidentally” hitting people

2556:

spout the randomest facts constantly to someone who is neurotypical.

Edited November 12, 2025 by Shatter

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Shatter said:

2556:

spout the randomest facts constantly to someone who is neurotypical.

2557. being neurotypical

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2558. Be really really really NOT neurotypical

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2559. Being a really confused person wondering if they’re neurotypical or not.

[Vielence She/Her]

20 hours ago, IHadAThought said:

2555:

disguise a real sword as a foam sword, and wave it around as if its foam, “accidentally” hitting people

Ow. 

6 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2558. Be really really really NOT neurotypical

2560: be kinda half neuro-typical kinda half not

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2561. rear-end someone

i got rear-ended today

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

2562. Respond to everything with "That was mentioned in the lore".

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2563. Front-end someone

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2564. Brag to somebody about going 5 miles over the speed limit.

(One of my friends who just got his license did this to me today)

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2564: Liking Moash