125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[___ He/Him]

2278. Practice chromatic scales on flute in public without any prior practice 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2279. When somebody asks how many pages are in your Stormlight Archive book, reply “well, let’s see!” *starts counting pages* “1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8…” and so on and so forth.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2280. At all times in a conversation, slip in "are you open to E-Books/Webnovels?" and "Do you like 551 chapter books?" and "You know, you should read ORV" (Link in my signature)/

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2280. At all times in a conversation, slip in "are you open to E-Books/Webnovels?" and "Do you like 551 chapter books?" and "You know, you should read ORV" (Link in my signature)/

*sigh*

You know, if you want me to read it, you need to tell me more about it. 'Omniscient Reader's View' isn't enough.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

*sigh*

You know, if you want me to read it, you need to tell me more about it. 'Omniscient Reader's View' isn't enough.

Spoiler

Ok I've only read a little bit of it but I can vouch for it I'm legitimately interested in it. It's about some guy who is reading a book that becomes reality. It's sort of a video game style thingy, there's like stat points and stuff. But it's interesting. I actually recommend it.

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

*sigh*

You know, if you want me to read it, you need to tell me more about it. 'Omniscient Reader's View' isn't enough.

I didn't even know that's what it stood for

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

*sigh*

You know, if you want me to read it, you need to tell me more about it. 'Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint' isn't enough.

A guy read a book. It ends. He is sad . He then decides to kickstart the apocolypse. That is Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint. Link in Sig and About Me.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2281. Replace Ajax with orange jello. Drink in public.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

13 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2281. Replace Ajax with orange jello. Drink in public.

Sir, I applaud this.

 

2282. Fill a soy sauce bottle with cold brew coffee and drink it in public.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2283. Happy 4th of July!!!

2284. Realize it's July 6th

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2285. Light off a firework in somebody’s mouth (some idiot actually did that to themselves on a dare, I think)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2283. Happy 4th of July!!!

2284. Realize it's July 6th

2286. Be in the past when it's already the 7th

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

2286. Be in the past when it's already the 7th

2287. Imagine living in australia

Spoiler

It's still 6pm for me...

 

Edited July 6, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2287. Imagine living in australia

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It's still 6pm for me...

 

2288. Imagine not

2289. Imagine not using proper capitalisation

Spoiler

9:44 AM

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2290. Main Lucas. Or ness. Or pyra/mythra. Or Sora. Or meta knight. 
 

Spoiler

Guys why are there so many annoying SSBU characters…

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2291. Main Aluminum in Misting Fighting Simulator

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

42 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2290. Main Lucas. Or ness. Or pyra/mythra. Or Sora. Or meta knight. 
 

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Guys why are there so many annoying SSBU characters…

 

Quote

...me playing Link and just spamming up-tilt

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2291. Main Aluminum in Misting Fighting Simulator

2292. Pick Aluminum Gnat in Invested Fighting Simulator

2293. Pick anything other than aluminum or duralumin because it shows you don't have the skills to obliterate Knights Radiant with your bare hands.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

 

Quote

*Joyful screams*
I MAIN HIM TOOOOOOO

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

2292. Pick Aluminum Gnat in Invested Fighting Simulator

2293. Pick anything other than aluminum or duralumin because it shows you don't have the skills to obliterate Knights Radiant with your bare hands.

2294. Main normal human with an aluminum spike.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2294. Main normal human with an aluminum spike.

2295. Main Adonalsium

2296. Main Lord Ruler

2297. Main a Dawnshard

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2298. Main Hoid

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2294. Main normal human with an aluminum spike.

 

6 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

 

Guys I’ve actually been working on a Cosmere SSB game concept

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

 

Guys I’ve actually been working on a Cosmere SSB game concept

This should absolutely happen. Though it would be hard to balance

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I’ve just been working on concepts rn, mostly radiants