125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[echo74 she/her]

1285. be a witch in salem, massachusetts

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, echo74 said:

1285. be a witch in salem, massachusetts

THAT'S TOO GOOD

1286. get plague

[BridgeBoi]

1287. Be a witch just about anywhere.

Edited January 4, 2025 by BridgeBoi

[echo74 she/her]

1288. eat 70 sandwiches in one sitting

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1289. explode sandwiches

[echo74 she/her]

1290. get a rolling pin to defend sandwiches from imaginary birds and then feed the rolling pin to a snake

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1291. Be Vyz the Vindow Viper without telling anyone you only eat rolling pins.

Usually.

Usually only eat rolling pins.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1292. give anyone and everyone off-brand candy.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1293 ask people if they have two minutes to talk about the environment.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1294. Let out a war cry and bash the environment person on the head with a rolling pin

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1295. Eat said rolling pin

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1295. Burn said rolling pin. 

1296. spell it Wrolling Pyn. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1298. Fix the numbers

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1299. Let out an unearthly howl in the middle of a library. (Yes I did. It was epic. All my irl friends got the worst second hand embarrassment I've ever seen.)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1300 Join in. *howl*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1301. Have your method of flirting be spontaneously kissing them.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1302. not notice that you skipped 1297

1303. wear yours inside-out, backwards, clockwise, on the wrong feet

Edited January 6, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[Vyzkel He/Him]

51 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

1302. not notice that you skipped 1297

We didn’t, there was a repeated number.

1303. Do backflips in crowded areas

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1304. Ignore what Vyz says.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What? why?

1305. use flamethrowers as fireworks

[Keke They/he]

1.1.13969. Conmfuse everyonme

u394908. Constantly mention your faviriote shows (how do you spell that)

1308, fix this because your not actually a bad person

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

51D: convert it to hex becuz ur a witch in Salem Massachusetts.

51E: refuse to change it back.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1311. Be prepared to kill witches

 *cocks gun*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

520: Reeaaaalllyyy mess up using the hex.

521 Dispose of an invyzable body.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1313. Act like the twins from The Shining.