125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[BlueWildRye he/him]

398. Leave someone hanging on this thread

[Vyzkel He/Him]

399. Leave someone hanging anywhere

400. Post two ways to make people avoid you like the plague so you can take the 400th spot.

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If anyone wants it I can edit it out.

 

Edited June 6, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[strmblsd he/him]

401. Be on Google longer than you should in the day because your addicted to the 17th shard

[Vyzkel He/Him]

402. Have over seven hours of screen time on your phone and more than half of it is on the Shard.

Edited June 6, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[strmblsd he/him]

( I have a 30 minute time limit on Google but I learned if I stay on the same website I can have as much as I want to I can just keep going even tho I'm way over my limit)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

403. Never wash. 

404. Never be anywhere to be found when you're needed.

(There might be repeats here, haven't read the whole thread)

[strmblsd he/him]

405. Never wash

406. Repeat parts of what other people said

[Mags she/they]

407. Change your pfp twelve times before settling on the one you like

[BlueWildRye he/him]

408. Flip your profile picture so that it is facing the other direction.

409. Have your title be "The Steel Inquisibird" and the chicken in your pfp does not have any visible spikes

[Lord Spirit he/him]

410. periodically burn down nearby buildings

[Vyzkel He/Him]

411. Periodically burn nearby buildings(the other type of burn).

[strmblsd he/him]

412. Periodically burn nearby people

[Vyzkel He/Him]

413. Periodically roast nearby people

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

414. Correct people on how roasting is mean, you should "simmer" instead

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

409. Have your title be "The Steel Inquisibird" and the chicken in your pfp does not have any visible spikes

*cough* for a completely unrelated reason... you mind if I steal your pfp?

415. Be suspicious.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

416. Be absolutely not suspicious.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

417. Be suspiciously unsuspicious

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

418. Be so innocent you seem suspicious 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

419. Confuse people as to whether you are suspicious or not.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

420. Act so suspicious nobody gets suspicious of you

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

421. Not make a drug related joke on #420

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, BrechioSwordMouse said:

421. Not make a drug related joke on #420

Facts

422. Enjoy making brownies with a strange-smelling sugar.

423. Make a drug-related joke after #420

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

424. Make a drug-related joke anytime

425.

426. Waste numbers

Spoiler

I don't have any... just pretend I made a joke

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

427. Wste ltrs

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

428. Type in white on a white background

BTW shouldn't that be 'save letters'?

Edited June 7, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug