Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Honorless he/him]

I wish to grab books from a parallel universe where all our favourite stories were penned by completely different authors writing in a completely different style

[The_Archivist he/him]

Granted, they are horrible now. Seriously, why would you want that?

I wish for the coronavirus to end.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

7 minutes ago, Dreamer said:

I wish to grab books from a parallel universe where all our favourite stories were penned by completely different authors writing in a completely different style

Granted, but this is a universe in which everything is written by the sticks. Sure, it’s your favorite stories, but all you can read is “I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick...” That’s not the worst part though. Everyone talks in stick too, and it’s all that you can do to keep your sanity after hearing “I am a stick” for the billionth time. 
 

Spoiler

Actually, that isn’t all that different from the shard

Edit: @The_ArchivistThe coronavirus ends, but the black plague comes instead.

I wish for wings that sprout out of my back and allow me to fly, regardless of what physics may dictate.

Edited April 12, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. They are large cyborg airplane wings off of an ultralight.

I Want my Tears Back

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

47 minutes ago, Elend Venture said:

Granted. They are large cyborg airplane wings off of an ultralight.

Is that a bad thing?

[Elend Venture he/him]

31 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Is that a bad thing?

Unwieldy? Yes. Effective? Yes.

[Honorless he/him]

On 4/13/2020 at 4:12 AM, Elend Venture said:

I Want my Tears Back

Granted, they're coming back towards their origin at extremely high velocity

I wish for... hmm... I can't think of anything..., money, I guess

Edited April 17, 2020 by R J

[The_Archivist he/him]

Wow, this is just too easy... You get a lot of money, but it will never make you happy.

I wish to be a Feruchemist.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that the Lord Ruler finds you and castrates you.

I wish to find an Honorblade.

Edited April 17, 2020 by Elend Venture

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, you find it in your chest, and the Assassin in White is on the other end. 

I wish for the same money-that-doesn’t-make-me-happy boon/bane combo that @R J just got. 

[Honorless he/him]

6 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

Wow, this is just too easy... You get a lot of money, but it will never make you happy.

Challenge accepted

Ene, high five! 

[NameIess]

4 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish for the same money-that-doesn’t-make-me-happy boon/bane combo that @R J just got. 

Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money.

 

I wish for power.

[AonEne he/him]

7 hours ago, R J said:

Challenge accepted

Ene, high five! 

*high fives* 

4 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money. 

I object! I wished for that combination of a boon and bane, I didn’t include it all as my boon. 

[NameIess]

27 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I object! I wished for that combination of a boon and bane, I didn’t include it all as my boon. 

You wished for that. So you got it. Your Bane was that you lost it. Don't make me smite you.

[AonEne he/him]

6 hours ago, Nameless said:

You wished for that. So you got it. Your Bane was that you lost it. Don't make me smite you.

My bane was included with my boon. The Nightwatcher doesn’t give two banes.  

[BeaverBuster]

12 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money.

 

I wish for power.

Granted, but your bane is that you get the power to instantly kill yourself whenever you want. 

I wish for ability to save other people from suicide.

[Emerald_Mage he/him]

12 hours ago, BeaverBuster said:

I wish for ability to save other people from suicide.

Granted, but you can only save @Nameless

My heart's desire is to receive some chips and hummus.

Edit: Tagged the wrong person.

Edited April 18, 2020 by Emerald_Mage
Tagged wrong person

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Oops, the Nightwatcher misheard your boon and now you have chips of pumice. As recompense she doesn’t give you a bane. Enjoy your floaty rocks!

I wish for one safe trip to the library.

[Guest Coda]

1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

I wish for one safe trip to the library.

You have received one safe trip to the library. It is closed because of a global pandemic.

[Channelknight Fadran]

9 minutes ago, Coda said:

You have received one safe trip to the library. It is closed because of a global pandemic.

You didn't ask for a wish.

 

I wish for an ocarina! I want an ocarina.

[Guest Coda]

41 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish for an ocarina! I want an ocarina.

You get an ocarina. It's one of those out of tune 3D printed ones that is your least favorite color.

[Failsafe she/her]

You forgot to ask for a boon. The Nightwatcher shakes her head and kills you. Such a waste of time

My brother wishes to bond with the Nightwatcher

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, your brother watches a James Bond movie with the nightwatcher 

I wish for 50 lb of flour

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

Granted, your brother watches a James Bond movie with the nightwatcher 

I wish for 50 lb of flour

Why? Granted. The bag has 50 lb of flour mixed with 50 lb of salt.

I wish for more books. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

*gets out fine sieve*
WE GOT SONE WORK TO DO 

min the bright side, I can buy everything that is on sale now!

Edited April 20, 2020 by The Last Post