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Hope you did not kill the rest in front of your one adorable pet.. otherwise it will hate you all life...

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On 24/09/2014 at 11:04 PM, Ashiok said:

sure, but you can't breathe air.

 

No School, but same knowledge and recomendations as somebody who has school

Granted, you are instead tasked to work in an office job for the rest of eternity, 14 hour shifts, 6 days a week. precisely 8 hours sleep, an hour for hygiene and an hour of free time per day. Supposed you follow the work guidelines

 

I wish for no curse. loophole nightwatcher! take that!

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6 minutes ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

Granted, you are instead tasked to work in an office job for the rest of eternity, 14 hour shifts, 6 days a week. precisely 8 hours sleep, an hour for hygiene and an hour of free time per day. Supposed you follow the work guidelines

I wish for no curse. loophole nightwatcher! take that!

Edit: Also, I'm going to give you the standard thing people who wish for that usually get, which is making their boon incredibly awful in retribution. I won't bother to give details, so do with that what you will.

My wish from earlier stands.

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21 minutes ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

Granted, you are instead tasked to work in an office job for the rest of eternity, 14 hour shifts, 6 days a week. precisely 8 hours sleep, an hour for hygiene and an hour of free time per day. Supposed you follow the work guidelines

 

I wish for no curse. loophole nightwatcher! take that!

You appear to have travelled back in time, @FictionSpren2019

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but Santa gets a restraining order against you. :D

I wish for more Studio C references.

Granted. More Studio C references for you, however the show itself gets cancelled.

I wish for a better 'the Golden Compass' movie but with similar high budget

Posted
2 minutes ago, Honorless said:

More Studio C references for you, however the show itself gets cancelled.

*shrugs* Okay. I've got JK Studios, they're the best anyway :P

Posted
1 minute ago, Honorless said:

You appear to have travelled back in time, @FictionSpren2019

Granted. More Studio C references for you, however the show itself gets cancelled.

I wish for a better 'the Golden Compass' movie but with similar high budget

You mean his dark materials right?

 

Granted, The amber spyglass movie shall never be made making fans of HDM sad and angry. Many fanfics are made but that is just feeble hope.

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1 minute ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a better 'the Golden Compass' movie but with similar high budget

Granted movie is released and it is a blockbuster  but you never could book The ticket To go and watch it... whenever it came on tv, your connection went out and whenever you tried to watch it on the net, your device malfunctions

i wish to be shard of ingenuity 

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2 hours ago, Llstml said:

Very well, I have "taken care" of 37 Devon Rex cats. I am happy with the one that is mine.

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By "take care of" you meant I had to kill 37 right? I didn't see any other way  to interpret that, but man, you made me kill 37 adorable Cats, that is just cold.

 

NO THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I MEANT

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Granted, Your investiture is very hard to control and every time you try and invest in a planet it is destroyed almost immediately. You are dethroned of ingenuity within a century.

 

I forfeit my wish for the better good.

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11 minutes ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

You mean his dark materials right?

 

Granted, The amber spyglass movie shall never be made making fans of HDM sad and angry. Many fanfics are made but that is just feeble hope.

 

10 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted movie is released and it is a blockbuster  but you never could book The ticket To go and watch it... whenever it came on tv, your connection went out and whenever you tried to watch it on the net, your device malfunctions

i wish to be shard of ingenuity 

Oof! Such cruelty!

Granted, you are now the Shard of Ingenuity

 

Later on

Unknown voice: Why hello there, my dear Nightwatcher, I certainly did not expect a call from you. How can I help you?

Nightwatcher: The question is, Rayse, how can I help you. I know where the Shard of Ingenuity is... 

Odium:  You have my attention... 

 

I wish for Eshonai and Tien to meet somewhere in the Beyond and fondly watch over their siblings.

 

And as you can see, @FictionSpren2019, your wish has been forfeited. As has your boon/bane to The traveller. And the Boon you asked for in exchange for forfeiting your wish. Plus you get (or don't get) what the traveller said below.

But all that was just the boon you asked for... Nightwatcher took pity on you and did not give you a bane. *smiles wickedly*

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1 minute ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

 

I forfeit my wish for the better good.

Granted you can never wish for anything ever

i wish for a personal oathgate that will take me to three cities and back of my choice whenever I want 

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Just now, Honorless said:

 

I wish for Eshonai and Tien to meet somewhere in the Beyond and fondly watch over their siblings. 

Granted, They see their syblings growing and dislike it. they try their hardest to stop progression of their sibling consiquently when they cannot do this join the fused and hunt down their specific sibling and...                    ...sedate them...

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3 minutes ago, Honorless said:

 

Oof! Such cruelty!

Granted, you are now the Shard of Ingenuity

 

Later on

Unknown voice: Why hello there, my dear Nightwatcher, I certainly did not expect a call from you. How can I help you?

Nightwatcher: The question is, Rayse, how can I help you. I know where the Shard of Ingenuity is... 

Odium:  You have my attention... 

 

I wish for Eshonai and Tien to meet somewhere in the Beyond and fondly watch over their siblings. 

Cruel!! You dare call NW cruel!! 
 

your wish oh such sad feels

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Just now, The traveller said:

your wish oh such sad feels

RIP Tien and Eshonai...

 

 

*leaves*

 

                                                                                            *distant crying*

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9 minutes ago, The traveller said:

i wish for a personal oathgate that will take me to three cities and back of my choice whenever I want 

Granted! However, your... 'personal oathgate' works on the Dakhor monks' system of Investiture. So you have to kill someone to teleport. And as you said, you can only do this thrice.

I wish to travel the world

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15 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Later on

Unknown voice: Why hello there, my dear Nightwatcher, I certainly did not expect a call from you. How can I help you?

Nightwatcher: The question is, Rayse, how can I help you. I know where the Shard of Ingenuity is... 

Odium:  You have my attention... 

Are you NW or are you the shard of shrewdness !!?
*looks around fearfully* 

Have I accidentally entered Into a new world through that lake I came across on my way.. that I went into swimming... 

*brushes my hand through my hair in frustration* 

I can not quite remember !! 

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I am getting major bromance vibes from the three of you :P

Edit: DOUBLE vjnskfjvnwkjvnwjkvnwjkvbkw POST :(ignore me as I die

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1 minute ago, AonEne said:

I am getting major bromance vibes from the three of you :P

Edit: DOUBLE vjnskfjvnwkjvnwjkvnwjkvbkw POST :(

I know 

:unsure:

please help can not seem to merge the too

my phone is not copying and pasting !!! 

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Are you NW or are you the shard of shrewdness !!?
*looks around fearfully* 

Have I accidentally entered Into a new world through that lake I came across on my way.. that I went into swimming... 

*brushes my hand through my hair in frustration* 

I can not quite remember !! 

 

Granted Here are your tickets, enjoy!

*you look at the tickets excited but upon reading them you gasp*

NW: what happened mortal.. don’t like what you wished for?? Haha haha...

the world you get to travel is Braize.. 

on your very first foray you were caught by Crazy fused who tortured you, they have lost Taln there favourite victim 

but your screams of pain are a new delight unto its own

i wish to become immortal ruler of my own planet..

 

Does this help?

Posted
2 minutes ago, The traveller said:

i wish to become immortal ruler of my own planet..

How... ambitious

Granted, you are the Shard of Ambition, ruler of Threnody.

For a while

We all know how that story went... 

 

I wish for the power to create matter ex nihilo

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1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Does this help?

Lol oh yes 

take it take it

what is wrong with this phone!! Why is it not pasting stuff on 17th shard specifically gah!!!!
:)

 

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1 minute ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the power to create matter ex nihilo

congrats! you can translate latin, your bane: you can only speak in latin

i wish to know latin noun declinations

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12 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

congrats! you can translate latin, your bane: you can only speak in latin

i wish to know latin noun declinations

Factum!

Anathema in Englisham obliviscar tui

(Done! 

Your curse is that you forget English)

 

I wish for power over ice and snow

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