Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. It sucks.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have too wish.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you have no boon or bane.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, you have three shapes you can change into. Square, triangle, and circle.

I wish my plant succulent hadn’t died. Dumb dog. (don’t worry, I still love her. Most of the time.)

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, you have three shapes you can change into. Square, triangle, and circle.

I wish my plant succulent hadn’t died. Dumb dog. (don’t worry, I still love her. Most of the time.)

Granted, your succulent didn’t die, instead it killed your dog. Dumb plant.  

 

I wish to never lose anything ever again.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you will have nothing ever again.

I wish I was a Knights Radiant. 

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted, but you are "broken" mentally, and are too stupid to breath. 

I wish for the ability to tame chasmfiends.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but if you blink they go crazy and eat you.

I wish I had Ice Cream.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. It consists of whipped fat and berries. (It's called akutaq, btw)

I wish to set the Genie free!

[overlord stick]

Granted, it is set free from living.

I wish for more reputation.

[Vogelsang he/him]

I can actually grant this one! Granted, however, you lose all of your followers.

I wish that people would realize that wireless computer mouses should be called hamsters.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but now they call you a mouse.

 

 

I wish that Will Smith Genie would become the new Nightwatcher.

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

59 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but now they call you a mouse.

 

 

I wish that Will Smith Genie would become the new Nightwatcher.

Granted, but everyone on the internet suddenly knows both your location, and the fact that you caused this.

 

I wish for two Jace, Mind Sculptor.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she grants it, but now you are allergic to water. (To the touch, you can still drink it)

 

 

I wish Fall Out Boy would go back to the Punk Rock genre instead of Pop.

Edited April 19, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

The Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she grants it, but now you are allergic to water. (To the touch, you can still drink it)

 

 

I wish Fall Out Boy would go back to the Punk Rock genre instead of Pop.

Granted, however you constantly hear pop music ringing in your ears for the rest of your life, also the song keeps changing, so it never becomes white-noise.

 

I wish to be able to binge watch shows that haven’t come out yet.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. They all get copyright strikes.

 

 

 

 

I wish for pop songs to stop being so annoying.

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. They all get copyright strikes.

 

 

 

 

I wish for pop songs to stop being so annoying.

Granted, pop songs are now the most enjoyable, entertaining, amazing songs ever. However, listening to these songs makes you never die. Now, you be thinking “that’s not to bad” but you still age, your skin shreds, and your bones crumble, but you still live.

 

I wish for the ability to see the future.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You become paranoid, as George Orwell’s 1984 becomes very real. 

 

 

 

I wish people could get along.

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

16 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. You become paranoid, as George Orwell’s 1984 becomes very real. 

 

 

 

I wish people could get along.

Granted, all people have undergone a surgery connecting their blood veins together, in result all the people of the world undergo organ failure, because of the mixed blood types. (Also, you are now a Bondsmith for uniting everyone)

 

I wish that Dalinar will come alive, and be elected president.

Edited April 19, 2019 by Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 hour ago, Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker said:

Granted, all people have undergone a surgery connecting their blood veins together, in result all the people of the world undergo organ failure, because of the mixed blood types. (Also, you are now a Bondsmith for uniting everyone)

 

I wish that Dalinar will come alive, and be elected president.

Granted. But the damage Trump is unfixable. Even for a Bondsmith. 

 

 

I wish our President was smarter.

Edited April 19, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But the damage Trump is unfixable. Even for a Bondsmith. 

 

 

I wish our President was smarter.

Granted, but by president I mean the “President of the Ramen Noodle Society.”

 

I wish for unlimited chocolate coins.

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted, but they all melt in your pocket, and ruin your favorite pants.

 

I wish for a waffle.

[hoidanalsium he/him]

3 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted, but they all melt in your pocket, and ruin your favorite pants.

 

I wish for a waffle.

Granted but its a blue waffle, google for further info.

 

I wish for unlimited investiture 

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted, but you can't use it, as you are a aluminum misting. 

 

I wish for a REGULAR waffle.

Edited April 19, 2019 by ShardShaper

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

2 hours ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted, but you can't use it, as you are a aluminum misting. 

 

I wish for a REGULAR waffle.

Granted, but your blood is now made of syrup, and your skin is made of congealed butter.

I wish that I was a master of every skill and ability.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but if you use your skills you blow up from perfection.

I wish my dog would stop eating my cleaning cloths.