Tglassy Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Granted. You are now addicted to it and if you do not have a regular supply each day you have violent urges to strip wherever you are and do the funky chicken until your need is met. I wish I could find my missing headphones... 2
Pagliacci he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Tglassy said: Granted. You are now addicted to it and if you do not have a regular supply each day you have violent urges to strip wherever you are and do the funky chicken until your need is met. I wish I could find my missing headphones... Granted. But an Awakener has given them the Command 'Be silent.' I wish for the Star Wars prequels to be good.
Apollyon he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Granted, but only your opinion says so. It recognizes that although they were disappointing, they aren't necessarily bad. I wish for the Great Pumpkin to come this Halloween for me.
TheGoddessBeyond Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Granted. You now perceive then as good. You spend a lot more of your time watching bad movies. You tell other people how good they are, and they distrust all your opinions. I wish to make the 5000th reply on a thread!!!
Darkwalker Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 8 hours ago, TheGoddessBeyond said: I wish to make the 5000th reply on a thread!!! Granted but now you can only reply to posts when you're the 5,000 reply I wish I had a New cosmere Meme that fit my day perfectly everyday 2
Tglassy Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 Granted, tomorrow's meme features a man with a spear to the chest. I wish to be able to read people's thoughts. 2
Pagliacci he/him Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Tglassy said: I wish to be able to read people's thoughts. Granted. You will read the thoughts of every single living person simultaneously. I wish for an infinite slice of pizza. Spoiler PS: Also @Apollyon I apologise for my post which claimed the prequels are objectively bad. Looking back it was a rather arrogant comment. PPS: Funnily enough they were never disappointing films to me because I'm part of the generation that grew up with them. Edited October 18, 2018 by Pagliacci
Darkwalker Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 14 hours ago, Pagliacci said: infinite slice of pizza. granted but it will always be pineapple i wish i always had enough time to sleep when i want to
Rossamund Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 Granted but you will also want to go for a walk whenever you want to sleep. I wish that my mind was immune to degradation by physical effects (death not included) such as tiredness. 1
Pagliacci he/him Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said: I wish that my mind was immune to degradation by physical effects (death not included) such as tiredness. Your mind is now immune to physical degradation, but your social life is not. That is to say the state of your social life becomes tied to your physical degradation. I wish for all the boons on this thread but none of the banes. 2
Rossamund Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 Fine by me so long as it doesn't mean random passers by assault or insult me. 2 hours ago, Pagliacci said: Your mind is now immune to physical degradation, but your social life is not. That is to say the state of your social life becomes tied to your physical degradation.
Pagliacci he/him Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 43 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said: Fine by me so long as it doesn't mean random passers by assault or insult me. True, but what about ageing?
Rossamund Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 Smartest hundred year old (hopefully). On account of immunity to senility. Unfortunately I think I'd also still be conscious while undergoing surgery, hope the pain is stopped at the end of the nerves otherwise I think it will hurt a littlie.
Ink he/him Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/21/2018 at 0:25 AM, Pagliacci said: Your mind is now immune to physical degradation, but your social life is not. That is to say the state of your social life becomes tied to your physical degradation. I wish for all the boons on this thread but none of the banes. Granted. Your bane is that literally every evil being imagined is hunting you. Good luck! I wish for my cat to actually pay attention to me.
Pagliacci he/him Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Inklingspren said: I wish for my cat to actually pay attention to me. Granted. But you can never pay attention to your cat. I wish to be the fastest reader alive. 4 hours ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. Your bane is that literally every evil being imagined is hunting you. Good luck! Yikes.
goody153 Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Granted. You also become the fastest talker alive and you can barely slow it down which kinda annoying/troublesome for you and other people talking to you. I want to be the most productive person ever
+Ed Venture Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 10 hours ago, goody153 said: I want to be the most productive person ever Granted, are the most productive person ever at explaining to the entire world just how productive you are. I wish for the combined intelligence's of all Criptics' to do my homework for me (so i can have more time for the shard)
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Granted, but now whenever you try to get onto the Shard your device gains fifty viruses, each of which will somehow block your access to the Shard. Each virus takes one hour to remove. I wish for a spren of each Order, each of which I have a Nahel Bond with and have sworn each Ideal up to and including the Fifth Ideal
+ILuvHats he/him Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said: I wish for a spren of each Order, each of which I have a Nahel Bond with and have sworn each Ideal up to and including the Fifth Ideal Granted. You are now following so many ideals that it’s impossible to do anything without breaking at least one oath. Have fun watching your spren die one by one. I wish to know what my bane will be. 1
Furamirionind They/Any/All Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 (edited) Granted, but your bane will be that you will have an abnormally short memory. You will know your bane always, but never realize it is a bane. You will instead forget this post, and think that the bane is naturally yours. I wish for the capacity to save humankind from themselves. Edited October 25, 2018 by Furamirionind
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you cannot save humankind from the Voidbringers that are coming tomorrow. I wish to be a Stoneward of at least the Second Ideal Edited October 25, 2018 by StormblessedSurvivor 1
Rossamund Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Granted but you are now a topaz soulcasting savant (your bodies stony).
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Like how that soulcaster going to Aimia is all smoky?
+Ed Venture Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 Yes exacly like that. Spoiler As the soulcaster uses the soulcaster they slowly give in to their own plea to soulcast what ever they soulcast most often.
Furamirionind They/Any/All Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 I wish for the ability to not have to suffer from banes.
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