Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[supersmith]

granted. It breaks your brain. 

I wish for a legal way to not pay taxes. 

[Juanaton he/him]

39 minutes ago, supersmith said:

I wish for a legal way to not pay taxes. 

Granted. You no longer have any income and thus cannot buy anything either. Your bane is exactly the same as your boon.

I wish this game more closely followed the rules of the Nightwatcher boons and banes instead of the trickery of Genies and Leprechauns.

[Nothing-Ridiculous he/him]

Granted but you can’t participate 

 

I wish for the ability to fall asleep at will

[supersmith]

Granted but your "sleep" is a coma. 

I wish to have the power to make people dance at random times. 

Edited September 11, 2018 by supersmith

[Ink he/him]

Granted, but everything you hear is sped up and backwards.

I wish to be able to google things in my mind.

[Nothing-Ridiculous he/him]

Granted but you are restricted to looking at websites pre 2000's

 

I wish to be able to lucid dream

[Ink he/him]

Granted, but the one thing you can't control is the antagonist. They appear in every dream, and are able to counteract anything you do.

I wish to never be hungry or thirsty.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Granted, but you can never eat or drink again, so you will never be able to experience good food again.

I wish to grow an extra pair of arms.

[goody153]

Granted, but the arms cannot be retracted and those arms are kinda fat and hairy(it grows too fast so shaving is futile).

I wish for to have my own version of spidey sense

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. Your own version of 'spidey sense' entails constantly having the feeling that spiders and running(crawling?) up and down your body.

I wish for 6,452 dray weights in gold. 

[Ink he/him]

Granted. Your boon is that the gold, when touched, turns insubstantial until it is not being touched.

I wish to be the protagonist in a high fantasy book.

[Inky]

8 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. Your boon is that the gold, when touched, turns insubstantial until it is not being touched.

I wish to be the protagonist in a high fantasy book.

Granted. Your boon is that you must live forever in the never ending cycle of rewashed ideas because your series is that profitable. 

I wish to change genders 

[Ink he/him]

Just now, QueenOfInk said:

Granted. Your boon is that you must live forever in the never ending cycle of rewashed ideas because your series is that profitable. 

I wish to change genders 

Granted. You must also change species, and you do not remember your past life.

I wish to always have the perfect comeback.

[Glaedr Firnen he/him]

8 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

I wish to always have the perfect comeback.

Granted, but you will never again be in a situation where you need it.
 

I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say. (I'm interested to hear the hilariousness of this, I will upvote whoever replies if it's good)

[+Ark1002]

16 hours ago, Glaedr Firnen said:

I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say.

Granted, but the minion will never understand what you mean, and will interpret all your requests wrong.

I wish that Inklingspren was intelligent.

Edited September 13, 2018 by Ark1002

[Ink he/him]

You can't wish for something that already is at it's peak.Your bane is that every day you get stupider and stoopider.

I wish that @Ark1002 had wished something

Edited September 13, 2018 by Inklingspren

[+Ark1002]

2 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

I wish that @Ark1002 had wished something

Granted, but his wish is insulting.

I wish to be a skybreaker herald.

Edited September 13, 2018 by Ark1002

[Ashertliden]

Granted. You are a Skybreaker herald and the oathpact is going strong. Have fun being tortured for eternity.

I wish I was Hoid... and I had Nightblood

Edited September 13, 2018 by A stick

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Granted. But Nightblood's sheath is missing so you can never touch him without losing a ton of investiture.

I wish for an endless supply of glue.

[Glaedr Firnen he/him]

3 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said:

I wish for an endless supply of glue.

Granted, but every time you try to use some of it, it spills on you, and as soon as it touches you it dries. There is also no way to unglue anything once it has been glued by this glue.

I wish to be able to do whatever I want with no negative consequences, for me or anyone else.

[goody153]

Granted, your bane is that it all happen in your mind. So it never ever actually happens (and ever will for trying to trick nightwatcher)

I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises

[Glaedr Firnen he/him]

1 hour ago, goody153 said:

I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises

Granted, but the doll is super creepy, and no one else can hear it, so everyone thinks you are crazy. And the doll gives terrible advice.

I wish to die for one week, go to whatever afterlife is real, and then come back to life.

[goody153]

Granted, after returning whatever you saw in the afterlife. You don't ever wanna go there and the implications of every person going there slowly drives you insane in the real world. 

I wish for a great worldwide treasure-hunt suddenly take place

[Nothing-Ridiculous he/him]

Granted, but the treasure is hidden in your house. You get killed in the chaos that ensues as thousands of people descend on your house to claim the treasure.

 

I wish for it to be Saturday 

[Ink he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you must go to school/work every Saturday.

 

I wish for egg nog year round.