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Granted, your eyes are so shiny and reflective that you effectively blind anyone you make eye contact with. You should see it when you’re on stormlight...

I wish for exactly 29 hairs on my head that are still big enough to have a full head of hair.

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Granted, however they always look unfashionable, no matter what style you have done to them, they're always in your eyes, and people always suspect you're wearing a wig no matter how much proof you give them. (And it's technically the worst comb-over in history...)

I wish for bogeys that would explode upon impact with something (or someone) when flicked.

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Granted. These bogeys, however, need a leader, and they nominate you. You share their weaknesses.

I wish that guilt didn't make me feel guilty.

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Granted, but it makes you very very hungry for pasta.

I wish for awesome culinary skills.

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Granted you have the culinary skills of Rock. In the way that you use chill dung in every meal. Even if you don’t put it in, it finds a way to infiltrate your cooking perfection.

I wish to be a full foot taller than I am now in US Customary system and to stay that way and never grow/shrink ever again.

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Granted, but everything else grows shorter so you always have to duck.

 

I wish for a hemalurgic duck to be friends with my hemalurgic beaver.

Posted

Granted, your duck and beaver come up with hemallurgic antics and intend on spiking some semi-useful attribute out of you.

I wish that I wasn’t  so obsessed with the color green.

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@Jehoiada, if I am correct, you posted three times without obeying your boon.

What punishment does this warrant, people of the Nightwatcher?

2 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Granted, your duck and beaver come up with hemallurgic antics and intend on spiking some semi-useful attribute out of you.

I wish that I wasn’t  so obsessed with the color green.

Granted, but now you're obsessed with singing "Show them how you frown" over and over again. It doesn't rhyme with the rest of the song, so you get grumpy.

I wish for awesomeness. Not Lift's, mind you; that might tick her off and I don't want her wrath. Just ordinary awesomeness.

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Awesomeness is just perspective, therefore, by your own perspective, you are awesome, nobody else thinks that though.

 

I wish for a attribute for my hemalurgic pets to be able to take

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1 minute ago, Ishar said:

Awesomeness is just perspective, therefore, by your own perspective, you are awesome, nobody else thinks that though.

 

I wish for a attribute for my hemalurgic pets to be able to take

Granted. That ability is to draw unicorn chalklings. The chalklings go rogue and kill your Hemalurgic pets.

I wish for a funnel cake.

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Granted you get a funnel labeled ‘Cake’. The cake is a lie.

I wish for a chicken that can survive being blended in a blender for hours on end.

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Granted, however the chicken loses all of it's feathers from the blender, and though it's body reforms after being blended into a mush, it's rage remains, and it attempts to peck your eyes and tongue out with avian fury as soon as the blender stops.

I wish for an infinite supply of Popcorn Chicken :D

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On 6/4/2018 at 9:28 PM, AonEne said:

@Jehoiada, if I am correct, you posted three times without obeying your boon.

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I fixed them, thanks for the reminder, I totally forgot.

@ScarletSabre your wish is granted, but you may never eat anything other then popcorn chicken not even pasta.

I wish for six seconds on the eastern shore and five breaths of the sweetest air.

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Granted, your near hyperventilation during your six seconds is a shock to your body, because air shouldn’t be sweet. So you set out to pollute the universe, focusing almost specifically on the eastern shore to remove the sweet air.

I wish for everything I say is Cosmere canon is Cosmere canon.

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On 6/5/2018 at 10:04 AM, Jehoiada said:

 I wish for six seconds on the eastern shore and five breaths of the sweetest air.

Granted. Unfortunately you're breathing too fast. I mean 5 breaths in 6 seconds, especially on the eastern shore, is just too much so you hyperventilate and pass out, waking up in a hospital. Too bad your trip couldn't have been more enjoyable...

 

I wish for more wishes.

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I'm an idiot and didnt see the previous post by @Apollyon...
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3 minutes ago, Jehoiada said:

 

Lol, I don't know if its "ninja'd" when they beat me by 3 hrs! For some reason it just didnt show on my phone. No biggie!

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Fine it was the wee little elves that run our cars and make donuts have a hole.

Cool! Now I get to grant two wishes!

@1st of Lunch granted, but you keep wishing and wishing but never getting what you want and the banes overtake you.

@Apollyon Granted, but you have to communicate through a Canon.

I wish the wee little elves wouldn't mess with @1st of Lunch

 

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Granted but now they're messing up every aspect if your life.

I wish to shrink to the size of an ant whenever I want

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Granted, but due to physics, that wily mistress, your own mass being condensed to such a size will crush you and anything you walk on with ease. So you might be able to shrink to a certain point without feeling the effects, but not to the size of an ant.

I wish for the ability to web swing like Spider-Man ^_^

 

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Granted, but the webs shoot out of your wrists on and on forever, entangling everything you get near.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

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Just now, InvertShard said:

Granted, but the website shoot out of your wrists on and on forever, entangling everything you get near.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

The website? :lol:

Granted, but you can only do this when you're extremely scared. Have fun with that.

I wish to know all of the plot details in TLM.

Posted (edited)

Mwahahahahahahaha! I'm the ninja for once!

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

The website? :lol:

Granted, but you can only do this when you're extremely scared. Have fun with that.

I wish to know all of the plot details in TLM.

Granted, but you cannot read any books Brandon Sanderson writes after that, it just looks like gibberish.

I wish I was never afraid and could still fly.

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