Cheese United he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. The Steel Ministry will be very pelased that thye have such a willing recruit. I wish I could make a cameo in Shadows of Self
Lindel he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. Half your foot is visible for three seconds on a crowded street, after which you are spiked off-screen. I wish to have full access to Jezrien's Honorblade and the abilities associated with it for the next fifty years. 1
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. Your vision will switch between regular and negatives on uneven intervals, loosely tied to your emotions. I wish for a WiFi hotspot that only I can use, is completly free, and is fast. Like, freaky fast. I'm talking no lag whatsoever fast.
Patrick Star Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You have no power source. You can't turn it on. I wish that I had LED's instead of Fluorescent bulbs
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) You expect an ancient force to know what an LED is? instead, You get light bulbs made of solid lead. they don't give off any light, but heat up when you turn the switch and provide a significant electrocution/fire/poisoning hazard. Also, lead is heavy, so several of the ceiling light fixtures in your house get ripped out of the ceiling. Add "being crushed" to that list of hazards. you're welcome! I wish i was less mean in how I grant people's wishes. Edited February 2, 2015 by jasonpenguin
Cheese United he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You are so nice, you end up showering them with gifts. They drown in the gifts. All die after they visit you. And all because you couldn't be a little bit meaner. I wish Jimmy Fallon hosted my life
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 You get a jimmy Fallon to host your life. In fact, you get 300,000 jimmy Fallons to host your life. You end up being squished in a sea of Jimmy Fallons. (you brought this upon yourself) I wish I could undo killing cheese :'( 3
Redbird he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must deul all he Jimmy Fallons that you crushed him with the weapon of their choice. I wish my bane was typed without the letter n.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must deul all he Jimmy Fallons that you crushed him with the weapon of their choice. I wish my bane was typed without the letter n. Very well. You will suffer the psychotic belief that you are a cucumber. I wish for the ability to write brilliant novels in an hour of labor.
Frosted Flakes Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You can never find the motivation to get started. 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 "I ask the Nightwatcher for the gift of motivation." IT'S COME FULL CIRCLE! 3
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Hm. No Wish. I wish this thread would all work together to make a suitable bane that applies to everyone who forgets to Wish!
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. Frosted Flakes is now SHUNNED by the thread. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. Frosted Flakes is now SHUNNED by the thread. So, you forgot to wish. SHUNNED!!! I wish to never forget to wish. 2
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Noooooo irony I totally didn't plaaaaan aaaaargh it burns Like a blister in the sun (let me go oooooooon)(guess what song just came on my pandora)(it was Sing by Ed Sheeran but your guess was good) Granted. Every-time you say the name of a popular astrophysicist, you will forget the concept of the day/night cycle. I wish for an acceptance letter from the college I'm hoping to go to. 1
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. They send it to you much in the way of Harry Potter: hundreds of filthy birds lay siege to your house and force hundreds of letters to accumulate in your home, burying you alive. I wish to be one of Brandon Sanderson's friends. He can talk to me about his works and I can learn all of the amazing things going on behind the scenes. Maybe we can also play some games every once in a while, who knows? 3
ostrichofevil he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. He is your only friend. I wish to be able to speak, read, and write every language.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. You are never able to make a home wherever you go, and you become a wanderer for the rest of your days. I wish for knowledge of who the Eliminators are in the current Elimination Game. (better not be you, ostrich )
Windreader she/her Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. You may never speak of it, or use the knowledge. When it would be helpful to know, you forget it, but when you don't need it, you remember it. I wish for comfortable clothes. 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. all you other banes are removed as well. I wish for Patience. Lots and lots of Patience.
Cheese United he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. The shard Patience is gifted to you. When Odium comes to shatter with you, you're very patient with him. He doesn't care however. You're so patient, you wait until he's shattered you to voice you complaints, becuase there's no use rushing things. I wish I wasn't drownin' in the Fallon.
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 I'm so magnanimous, I take away all the Fallons, along with anything else inside you that you could possible drown in, including, but not excluded to: blood, water, bile. You shrivel up. I'm so sorry. I wish for a stick.
Eilemelie Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, you now have a stick piercing one of your eyes. I wish my life had an awesome soundtrac to it.
Dresden45 he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Granted however you can't hear it or any music ever again I wish that I had a Signed copy of Firefight
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Granted. *Quickly signs a copy of Firefight* Here you go. I [wish] for a decent pair of head phones. EDIT: *Facepalms. see 2 below. Edited February 4, 2015 by The Only Joe 1
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