Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. Now you have edema. I wish for a pet starfish.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You now have an extreme craving for seafood. I wish for the world to make sense. 2
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You now have an extreme craving for seafood. I wish for the world to make sense. Granted. You lose all your friends.I wish to be happy all the time.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You are now employed as a sad clown. I wish to sleep whenever I wish, and awaken when it is right for me to do so. 1
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 I choose not to grant your wish. I feel you deserve something greater. You have manipulation of time. Your curse is that you cannot make breakfast come faster. I'm sorry to do this to you. I wish for a nice canoe. 1
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. While in this canoe, you have an irresistible need to sing everything that comes to your mind. Everything. I wish for acting abilities like no other before me. 2
ostrichofevil he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. While playing the part of Romeo, you actually commit suicide. I wish that Dalinar would take up the Shard of Honor in the next SA book.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. It is extremely anti-climatic, and it ruins the entire remaining series. Brandon Sanderson personally vows to have you banned from the forum for forcing the plot twist before it was ready. I wish for an obedient pet dinosaur.
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Granted, time catches up to it and it turns to dust. I wish people would join my Destiny clan.
Windreader she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. The Nightwatcher misunderstands and gives you an invincible gold-painted wooden box with an x on it. I wish to undo my most recent bane.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. The lower half of your body is replaced with that of a giant iguana. Like a centaur, but scaly and with awesome spines running along your second back. (I should note here for your sake that you now have two stomachs to fill every day, and that I'm really not sure how your warm-blooded top half will interact with your cold-blooded bottom half. You should keep a diary of the experience. For science.) I wish for my neighbors to leave their Christmas lights on all year round. 2
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. It is replaced by the spleen. They know sell spleen shaped candies and cards and " I spleen New York." T shirts. I wish for the aforementioned t shirt. 1
Windreader she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Granted. It is 17 sizes too big, and would only fit a giant. I wish my iguana half also had wings Edit: If I have two stomachs, does that mean I can burn twice as much bendalloy? Edited January 25, 2015 by Windreader 1
Redbird he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 No, you can hold twice as much bendlloy, which can be toxic. Granted, you have ostrich wings sprouting from where your iguana legs were. Just picture that in your head. I wish my english class did not have so much writing.
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. You can now metabolize milk into large amounts of milk and do this. But your curse is similar. Don't drink anything but pure milk. I wish to be a Mistborn.
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted but you are constantly being force fed aluminum and told to burn it. I wish I could burn pewter.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but it literally burns in your stomach. I wish for the ability to create breakfast foods with my mind.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 I wish for the ability to create breakfast foods with my mind. Granted. You possess the ability to create infinite Sausage McMuffins, but you are forced to work for a supervillain with illusionist powers who seeks to create a vast empire based on his insane ideas of an intellectual utopia. You are his logistics unit. I wish for the ability to unleash mind-controlled dragons upon my enemies.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. The dragons are about the size of cats. I wish for the One Ring.
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, you turn into Gollum. I wish the cures to all diseases were available and able to administer to anyone who needs them and they can give the person the correct cure
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. Uh... you have a hair nose now. (The cure was too awesome to destroy)
Kobold King he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. Uh... you have a hair nose now. (The cure was too awesome to destroy) Be thankful that BreathTaker's both a better person and faster than I am. I was going to destroy the world with a planet-killing comet as a bane. 1
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. Uh... you have a hair nose now. (The cure was too awesome to destroy) what exactly does having a hair nose entail?
Cheese United he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 I wish the death of King Galbatorix in the Inheritance Cycle hadn't been so lame 1
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. His death is now epic, but the ending's lameness has been magnified to a degree unlike never before. I wish to know how to do calculus like a genius.
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