BreathTaker he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted... but no one has ANYTHING to talk about. I wish for another series to read since I'm done with all Cosmere novels and the WoT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) Granted. Try the Kingkiller Chronicles. You can never read another Cosmere book. I wish to not reside in the sun's corona. Edited January 24, 2015 by Windreader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, you have to get an enema. I wish for Kobold to post here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You never get to see it. (Think Shshshshsh) I wish to undo my last bane. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. Now you have edema. I wish for a pet starfish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You now have an extreme craving for seafood. I wish for the world to make sense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You now have an extreme craving for seafood. I wish for the world to make sense. Granted. You lose all your friends.I wish to be happy all the time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. You are now employed as a sad clown. I wish to sleep whenever I wish, and awaken when it is right for me to do so. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I choose not to grant your wish. I feel you deserve something greater. You have manipulation of time. Your curse is that you cannot make breakfast come faster. I'm sorry to do this to you. I wish for a nice canoe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. While in this canoe, you have an irresistible need to sing everything that comes to your mind. Everything. I wish for acting abilities like no other before me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. While playing the part of Romeo, you actually commit suicide. I wish that Dalinar would take up the Shard of Honor in the next SA book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. It is extremely anti-climatic, and it ruins the entire remaining series. Brandon Sanderson personally vows to have you banned from the forum for forcing the plot twist before it was ready. I wish for an obedient pet dinosaur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted, time catches up to it and it turns to dust. I wish people would join my Destiny clan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. The Nightwatcher misunderstands and gives you an invincible gold-painted wooden box with an x on it. I wish to undo my most recent bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. The lower half of your body is replaced with that of a giant iguana. Like a centaur, but scaly and with awesome spines running along your second back. (I should note here for your sake that you now have two stomachs to fill every day, and that I'm really not sure how your warm-blooded top half will interact with your cold-blooded bottom half. You should keep a diary of the experience. For science.) I wish for my neighbors to leave their Christmas lights on all year round. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. It is replaced by the spleen. They know sell spleen shaped candies and cards and " I spleen New York." T shirts. I wish for the aforementioned t shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Granted. It is 17 sizes too big, and would only fit a giant. I wish my iguana half also had wings Edit: If I have two stomachs, does that mean I can burn twice as much bendalloy? Edited January 25, 2015 by Windreader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 No, you can hold twice as much bendlloy, which can be toxic. Granted, you have ostrich wings sprouting from where your iguana legs were. Just picture that in your head. I wish my english class did not have so much writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. You can now metabolize milk into large amounts of milk and do this. But your curse is similar. Don't drink anything but pure milk. I wish to be a Mistborn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted but you are constantly being force fed aluminum and told to burn it. I wish I could burn pewter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but it literally burns in your stomach. I wish for the ability to create breakfast foods with my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I wish for the ability to create breakfast foods with my mind. Granted. You possess the ability to create infinite Sausage McMuffins, but you are forced to work for a supervillain with illusionist powers who seeks to create a vast empire based on his insane ideas of an intellectual utopia. You are his logistics unit. I wish for the ability to unleash mind-controlled dragons upon my enemies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. The dragons are about the size of cats. I wish for the One Ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, you turn into Gollum. I wish the cures to all diseases were available and able to administer to anyone who needs them and they can give the person the correct cure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. Uh... you have a hair nose now. (The cure was too awesome to destroy) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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