Redbird he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) You see the chouta as half rotted, I see it as half edible. Granted you are captured by the dark alley and "studied", since you are literally a sentient meatbag. I wish for a copy of Star Wars battlefront 3. Edited January 11, 2015 by Redbird3000 1
Splinter he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Instead of getting a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 3, you get a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 2. I wish to be able to anything I wish!
Redbird he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Is that really a curse? Although I do already have it.
Witty Username he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Instead of getting a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 3, you get a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 2. I wish to be able to anything I wish! Granted - you are able to wish anything you wish, and the opposites of those wishes are granted. I wish that reading books multiple times improved them on each reading
Nahlion Dahlyr he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted - you are able to wish anything you wish, and the opposites of those wishes are granted. I wish that reading books multiple times improved them on each reading Granted- Your bane is to see all things your mind define as letters or words upside-down I wish to be able to understand why people say a statement, and all the thought behind it.
Splinter he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 You will be able to understand why people say a statement, and all the thought behind it, but you will not be able to understand the thought behind things that you say. I wish to have all the surges.
+Slowswift Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted, but you can't control when or how you use them. I wish to be able to reside in any fantasy world (i.e. Middle-earth, Roshar) of my choice.
taveren he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 granted but you forget your memories from any other world you were on i wish i could make a living by going outside and killing monsters like in dragon quest or basically any rpg
Patrick Star Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 i wish i could make a living by going outside and killing monsters like in dragon quest or basically any rpg Granted. You take an arrow to the knee and become a town guard. I wish that it would snow. 2
happyman he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) Granted. You take an arrow to the knee and become a town guard. I wish that it would snow. Granted. The Sun disappears and the Earth goes flying off into the darkness of space. Before we all die, it snows normal snow. Later, it snows carbon dioxide, oxygen and nitrogen. I wish for a magic Popsicle. Edited January 11, 2015 by happyman
Kobold King he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. It is cursed and your spirit is sucked from your body like lint before a vacuum cleaner. Your soul will be imprisoned within the popsicle stick until the end of the world. I wish for the ability to teleport onto alien planets.
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Granted but you can't control when it happens or where you go. I wish I could channel the Saidin half of the True Source. Edited January 12, 2015 by BreathTaker
taveren he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 you should have let him teleport to planets from alien movies the face hugger kinds granted hower with no one to teach you the odds are you would end up dead and thats not even your bane you can't use the letter s anymore i wish i could play any video game and it would look state of the art
Kobold King he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 you should have let him teleport to planets from alien movies the face hugger kinds granted hower with no one to teach you the odds are you would end up dead and thats not even your bane you can't use the letter s anymore i wish i could play any video game and it would look state of the art Granted. The Nightwatcher, being unfamiliar with the state of the art of video games, uses the 1980s as a model. All video games you play from here on out will be raised or lowered to the standard of retro arcade games. I wish for a limited run comic book series where Superman fights Steelheart.
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) But it's so limited that you never get to read it.You spend the rest of your days hearing about it on 17S from the three people who did get it. You die a miserable, wretched mistake of a man in front of your computer screen, friendless and alone. I wish I had a viewpoint character in Szeth's book named after me. Edited January 12, 2015 by inexorablePanda
navybrandt he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Granted, there will be a character named "After Me." You also can never read the book or any other SA books. I wish I didn't require sleep. 1
Patrick Star Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. You must watch a Twilight film every day for the rest of your life. I wish I had the world's most comfortable pillow.
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 You had it, but your wife/kid barged on it as soon as you acquired it. I wish I was practically perfect in every way.
Patrick Star Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Barged? Do you mean barfed? Anyways, you're so perfect that you diet obsessed with finding a more perfect being to find and conquer, and go off into deep space for some reason that I don't understand because I'm not as perfect as you. I wish for a lifetime supply of the world's most comfortable pillow.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Barged? Do you mean barfed? Anyways, you're so perfect that you diet obsessed with finding a more perfect being to find and conquer, and go off into deep space for some reason that I don't understand because I'm not as perfect as you. I wish for a lifetime supply of the world's most comfortable pillow. Granted. All the pillows of the world are stolen from their owners and transferred to you. As the rest of the world is restricted to rocks, sticks, and especially fluffy chihuahuas, you have a lifetime supply of the most comfortable pillows in the world. I wish for the world to be plunged into eternal darkness. 1
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 But then the world is all dark. Everyone dies. I wish that I had 50000 Breaths.
Patrick Star Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. They are normal breaths. After you use them by breathing, you will die. I wish for a snuggie. 1
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. But it's a sheer, leopard-print snuggie. I wish for bamboo.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Posted January 12, 2015 Your wish is granted. However, your curse will be the inability to speak or write anything short of gibberish. Even your thoughts will be confused and garbled. I wish for the ability to hibernate through the winter months.
Patrick Star Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Granted. You also hibernate through the other months. In fact, you're in a coma. I wish that I had super strength so that I could lift things up and put them down. Edited January 13, 2015 by Patrick Star 1
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