the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You are a moose. I wish to fix my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. Your house has been fixed by me as a moose, and I did a really bad job. I wish I was human again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You become human, but only during the full moon. Sort of a reverse were-moose thing. I wish to enslave you for labor as a moose and make you clean my house during the full moon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, but I turn you into a were-moose too. I wish I was completely human and no longer enslaved to Winter Cloud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You are completely human and I sell you to Sadeas for the bridges.I wish to return to being wolfkind mistborn, please. That is like a were-wolf, except we can chose when we transform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You have no access to alomantic metals. I wish I knew what Dalinar's boon and bane were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. The bane was not remembering his wife. The knowledge of the boon scares you so much you return to being a reverse were-moose. I wish for a permanent ascess to Allomatic Metals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, you are now a wolf who can choose to transform from a kind wolf to a not kind wolf. I wish for a zoo to hold all of the animals that have appeared in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 [by the way, do you want to join the Pack of the Cosmere? It's my social group.] Granted, when I am in my not kind wolf form I escape from your zoo and turn you into a rabbit. I wish to be back to normal wolfkind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 (edited) Granted, your wolf form is mistaken for a wolfhound, knocked out by a young, female Mistborn and promptly fed to a Kandra I wish for my second T back. Edited November 27, 2014 by rabbitt773 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. The first T disappears. I wish for my thoughts to be transferred to TenSoon. Now I'm a kandra! Yay! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. In a reversal of fortune OreSeur kills TenSoon and your mind is ripped to shreds. I wish to own a black duster coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I said moose. Moose can't be Mistborn. Probably. Challenge Accepted. To the Spike-Lab! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Lol, good luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You are the black duster coat, worn by a pewter ferring, and are constantly streched by his increases and decreases in size as he stores and taps his metalminds. I wish for my metal-suspending cooking show (Iron Barkeep. Information is in the latest pages of "You Know You're a Sanderfan When... topic.) to become a reality and put Gordon Ramsey out of work. Granted. Gordon Ramsey gets so mad at you he turns into a ram and messes up your metal-suspending cooking show. I wish to be OreSeur now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, you are OreSeur immediately before the Resolution. Hope you're OK being a mistwraith. I wish for the ability to worldhop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, you world hop to Damnation and get stuck. I wish to return to being a kandra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, but you return right before Ruin burns the world and you are unable to get to shelter before your body is boiled away. I wish to own a dancing baby Groot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, but you are incapable of eating the sushi, as you are allergic. I wish for the ability to incapable of receiving banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You are now cursed with awesome and can only think and speak in TVTrope terms (the horror!) I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi. Granted, but you are allergic to sushi. I wish for the ability to avoid all banes infinitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted it flies of because it didn't need you. I wish I could find my GPS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melaan Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Granted. You have found your GPS, but it will never lead you where you ask it too instead, and all it's maps will be Cosmere maps instead of actual roads.I want to own 'Warebreaker' It's one of the few books of Sanderson's I don't actually own yet.(Edit: Oops! LOL Lesson learned - Watch you spell check when you ask for boons of the Nightwatcher. ) Edited November 29, 2014 by Melaan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, you receive a book about somebody going into shops and smashing up their wares. I wish for bacon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted. It's soulcast bacon, so by eating it you're a cannibal. Maybe... http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/ I wish I could get into Brandon Sanderson's class at BYU. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, you receive a book about somebody going into shops and smashing up their wares. I wish for bacon. Granted, but the bacon is deadly poisoned. I wish to own a chull. Why? ....To be honest, I don't actually know why. I guess they're just cool that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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