Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Screwloose]

you get one, but it will take more than a curseory glance to find.

 

I wish I hadn't broken my Atium vial.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. You are now a dog.

 

I wish for new shoes.

(The obvious curse is to say that I no longer have feet to wear them on, but you can be more clever than that )

[Macen he/him]

Granted.

You now have "ant-gravity" shoes that you can't remove and have no off switch.

I wish for whatever the Nightwatcher thinks is best for me.

[Patrick Star]

You're Pink now.

 

I just want Firefight to come out already.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but only for you. You get to travel forward in time to read it! The curse is that you have been shot too far into the future. You are now alone with no friends or family in the year 2113. Sorry, bro.

 

I wish Firefly was still on. 

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted. no Curse for such an important Wish.

 

I cast Wish!

[Patrick Star]

You are now alone with no friends or family in the year 2113. Sorry, bro.

 

I'm not even mad!  Maybe in the future, I'll be able to afford a computer that'll run Crisis.  Or turn myself into a robot, or something.  I'd at LEAST be a rockstar historian!

 

@Joe

 

You get transported to Pluto

 

I want free Ben and Jerry's icecream for life (specifically half-baked).  Throw in Starbucks as well.

[Screwloose]

You get Ben and Jerry's that has been in the oven for half an hour. However you do know own the entire Starbucks establishment, hope you know how to run a business!

 

I wish for a lawyer to word all my wishes correctly.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You turn into a purple giraffe with a digestion problem.

 

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

[Patrick Star]

Replied a bit late.

 

@rabitt: Okay, but you get this guy: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/worst-lawyer-defense-attorney-sleeps-trial-article-1.1459210

 

@Sanderfan

 

Okay, but you'll never wake up, and will have a super creepy insidious-style nightmare/coma.

 

 

I wish that I would find a "you won $100,000" pop-up that actually gave me $100,000 instead of a computer virus.

Edited November 26, 2014 by Patrick Star

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but when you find it you're looking over someone's shoulder as they find it. Sucker.

 

I wish for a bowl of vanilla ice cream with nothing added to it.

[RawToast225 he/him]

I'm not even mad!  Maybe in the future, I'll be able to afford a computer that'll run Crisis.  Or turn myself into a robot, or something.  I'd at LEAST be a rockstar historian!

 

Technology hasn't quite progressed to the point where they can run Crisis yet, but the robot thing is kosher.

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted, but when you find it you're looking over someone's shoulder as they find it. Sucker.

 

I wish for a bowl of vanilla ice cream with nothing added to it.

Granted, you have a huge, delicious bowl of perfect, plain vanilla ice cream. You also no longer have a mouth.

 

I wish I could eat Marvin's bowl of ice cream without it being altered in any way and have no curse related to the way things taste or my ability to eat.

[Patrick Star]

Granted. Kesier kills you.

I Want A Computer That'll run Crisis at 8k. And pay off my mortgage with bitcoins.

[RawToast225 he/him]

You are a plantation nobleman and you aren't any good at it.

 

I wish that the moon was just a little bit bigger. 

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but your reign only lasts a couple of days before you get freaks  out by an assassination attempt, pack up your things and move back to the plantation. The shock you went through only serves to revert you to your original state. I.E. you still aren't any good at it.

 

I wish for a moose. 

Edited November 26, 2014 by Marvin the Paranoid Androi

[RawToast225 he/him]

I said moose. Moose can't be Mistborn. Probably.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Yeah, okay. But that would be one freaky moose.

[Patrick Star]

Read my post better, please. I said second century. As far as I know, Kelsier wasn't alive back then.

 

My bad, was reading on my phone.

[Screwloose]

Granted, however the wolfhounds immediately begin hunting humans. I'd suggest you run. Fast.

 

I wish I could run faster than Chouta Connoisseur.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You beat Chouta Connoisseur in a race of epic proportions, subjecting them to a life of slavery. Seeking revenge, Chouta Connoisseur assassinates you in your sleep.

 

I wish I had a nice, well trained, alive wolfhound.

[Dresden45 he/him]

Granted. You are the wolfhound.

 

I wish I was a mistborn.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but I trash your house and eat all of your food.

 

I wish I was no longer a wolfhound.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. Your house has been fixed by me as a moose, and I did a really bad job.

 

I wish I was human again.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but I turn you into a were-moose too.

 

I wish I was completely human and no longer enslaved to Winter Cloud.