Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

You get stuck on an island 

 

I wish i could become a radiant in real life 

Granted you become very shiny but that is it

i wish I could go to dragon steel nexus

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

Granted you become very shiny but that is it

i wish I could go to dragon steel nexus

Granted you are stuck in Utah for 5 weeks

i wish for energy

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

18 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Granted you are stuck in Utah for 5 weeks

i wish for energy

BET 

you now have so much energy you start bouncing off the walls

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

BET 

you now have so much energy you start bouncing off the walls

Yay! *skip me*

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I wish I could become frictionless 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted. You slide into everything.

I wish I didn’t need sleep

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

34 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Granted. You slide into everything.

I wish I didn’t need sleep

you don't need sleep, but you will not be able to use any of your muscles except for head muscles (and stuff necassary) unless you sleep every hour

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I wish for a bow (the weapon)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

8 hours ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

I wish for a bow (the weapon)

Granted you now have a bow… the only problem is it’s the size of a molecule… good luck finding it

i wish there were any gay guys at my school like even if they didn’t want to date me

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

granted... but um... you are invisible to them(?)

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write a book a day and they are all of the most impeccable quality, and we get them FOR FREE.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

5 hours ago, Bel Oh said:

granted... but um... you are invisible to them(?)

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write a book a day and they are all of the most impeccable quality, and we get them FOR FREE.

Naurrrr

He writes a book a day and it’s great but every single one is half a page long and none of them go together in a series

i wish my dog wouldn’t fart

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

Naurrrr

He writes a book a day and it’s great but every single one is half a page long and none of them go together in a series

i wish my dog wouldn’t fart

he doesn't fart, he becomes a nucleur explosion. He always lives through it.

i wish for cosmere irl

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

he doesn't fart, he becomes a nucleur explosion. He always lives through it.

i wish for cosmere irl

Thank you for letting him live

the cosmere is in real life you just don’t know abt it and can’t find it

i wish mowing the lawn was faster

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

Thank you for letting him live

the cosmere is in real life you just don’t know abt it and can’t find it

i wish mowing the lawn was faster

you mow it at the speed of light and instantly die. whoops.

i wish I had feruchemy

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

you mow it at the speed of light and instantly die. whoops.

i wish I had feruchemy

Granted, your family/friends get the powers, and then they are transferred to you via hemalurgy.

I wish I was Ruin.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

23 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, your family/friends get the powers, and then they are transferred to you via hemalurgy.

I wish I was Ruin.

*whispers* I hate you

Granted, the intent immediately controls you, but you still understand the horror of what you are doing as you slowly and painfully kill everyone you have ever known or loved.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I wish I had access to all invested arts

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

11 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

I wish I had access to all invested arts

granted, you lose sapience without hemalurgic spikes (Kandra!)

[Lemmingbleming He/him]

I wish to be a genie that can grant wishes with boons.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

8 minutes ago, Lemmingbleming said:

I wish to be a genie that can grant wishes with boons.

Granted but you revive the boons 

I wish to become a iron twin born 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You are made of iron, as is your twin. You don't survive being born, but you weren't really alive in the first place, being made of solid iron and all. The mother also dies during your childbirth. It's difficult enough to harbor two chunks of solid metal in your belly. 

I wish for god-like musical knowledge

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You are made of iron, as is your twin. You don't survive being born, but you weren't really alive in the first place, being made of solid iron and all. The mother also dies during your childbirth. It's difficult enough to harbor two chunks of solid metal in your belly. 

I wish for god-like musical knowledge

 

Granted but you can’t explain or use it

i wish for my dog to not smell like a dead skunk all the time

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Live skunk. Your dog smells like wet dog now, which is normal. There's just a live skunk in your living room. Which makes your dog smell like live skunk. It's a lose-lose situation here.

I wish for a thousand dollars in pennies delivered safely to my doorstep

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. Live skunk. Your dog smells like wet dog now, which is normal. There's just a live skunk in your living room. Which makes your dog smell like live skunk. It's a lose-lose situation here.

I wish for a thousand dollars in pennies delivered safely to my doorstep

Granted but the weight crushes you

i wish to be able to tame a skunk

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

11 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

Granted but the weight crushes you

i wish to be able to tame a skunk

Granted, but now you every skunk in the region follows you wherever you go
I wish for a healthy sleep schedule