Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. it is vegan bacon.

I wish to be the smartest person in the world.

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. you are now on a different, uninhabited world making you the smartest person in it.

I wish to be able to do simple calculations ridiculously fast.

[echo74 she/her]

granted. you can do them ridiculously fast, but your accuracy is the same.

 

i wish to get a second bookshelf because my current one is FULL

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

LOL SAME granted. I get one too.

I wish for some decent sleep tonight.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You now have a very annoying daughter who will yell at youbto go to bed. 

I wish for more candy. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted your house is now full of candy making it impossible to move.

I wish for 76 cupcakes

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted! They are your new carpet  

I wish for a mirror. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. You now have a very annoying daughter who will yell at youbto go to bed. 

. . . I accept.

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted! They are your new carpet  

I wish for a mirror. 

Granted! It comes with a friendly ghost.

I wish my depression would go away.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted but now you have really bad anxiety

I wish I had more friends 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Glass’s anxiety transfers to you. 

I wish for a flying motorbike. 

[echo74 she/her]

granted, you are now hagrid from harry potter (kinda a win-win tbh)

 

i wish for money

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You now have ten trillion dollars! of course, if anyone finds out, everyone else will be incredibly poor………….

I wish for a hug

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted, it’s from somebody in Shardplate and it really hurts.

I wish to be good at Mariokart.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. You stink at all real skills. (not that mariokart isn't a real skill)

I wish to never get older.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you age backwards, growing younger until you eventually die.

I wish to be back on proper US time

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You’re also stuck on top of the Empire State Building, clinging to the spire. 

I wish for great inspiration. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted but you now have bad dyslexia.

I wish for good health

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but first you need to survive a deadly disease where 1% of all people survive.

I wish for my fever to go away

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted but you have a headache for the next 2 days.

I wish for a steam deck

[echo74 she/her]

granted, but you also get a pet snail that follows you everywhere

 

i wish to have the strength to pull an all-nighter tonight

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You did it! Yay! You're gonna lose a tooth tomorrow...

I wish for SUPER FAST thinking. 

[echo74 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. You did it! Yay! You're gonna lose a tooth tomorrow...

I wish for SUPER FAST thinking. 

granted, but you completely lose your attention span for anything

i wish for a pet mouse like glass's

@Through The Living Glass

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted! Not sure why you pinged me, but granted!

You also have a pet snake who loves to eat mice.

Have fuuuuuuuuun.

I wish to be able to catch Neil.

[echo74 she/her]

idk i felt like it

(skip me lol)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You have the ability, but how many hours will you have to spend?

I wish I lived in a boat in the sky.