Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[strmblsd he/him]

7 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I grant you wish. 

I want to die now. You are a scud head. 

your welcome

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Ummm I wish for Haly to not die

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I grant your wish. 

I wish I could type like me again. 

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Ummm I wish for Haly to not die

granted you are in a perpetual state of almost death and in extreme pain.

I wish for another banana

Edited December 4, 2024 by Ookla The Loser OfThe Game

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it is on a tree, and when you reach for it, it moves away.

I wish for greek myth stuff.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you get a hungry hydra

I wish for the power of Zeus

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You only get one of his powers; immortality.

I wish for all the powers of Poseidon. 

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but you only get to move 1 pound of water at a time

I wish for a 3rd banana

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it is approaching you at 0.9c (90% of the speed of light, for all ya uncultured swines.)

I wish for a new copy of What If.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s the rough draft and it’s only one page.

I wish for all doors to automatically open for me

Edited December 4, 2024 by Ookla the Invyzable

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but they also try to slam on you while you walk through them

I wish for a shield that can stop a .9c banana

[BlueWildRye he/him]

granted but it can't stop a .8c banana

I wish I could just go to Dragonsteel already

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can no longer ever use earbuds. 

I wish to be really, really fast at typing. 

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. You can no longer ever use earbuds. 

I wish to be really, really fast at typing. 

granted but you can only type in 5 letters words

I  wish that I could use swords like a pro with no caveats 

Edited December 4, 2024 by Ookla The Loser OfThe Game

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I grant your wish. Every time you win a thing, an anvil falls on your head. 

I wish your wish to not be now. 

[strmblsd he/him]

4 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I grant your wish. Every time you win a thing, an anvil falls on your head. 

I wish your wish to not be now. 

granted it is not now it is in 5 seconds though

I wish for some working living shardplate

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I grant your wish. You die with much pain, you scud. 

I wish to be able to type how I want with no bane that relat es to that.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can only speak in five-letter words.

I wish for more sleep.

[strmblsd he/him]

13 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I grant your wish. You die with much pain, you scud. 

I wish to be able to type how I want with no bane that relat es to that.

granted you can now only walk 10 steps at a time until you have to make a sudden dance move

I wish to not die

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Your bane is that my typing and word choice can no longer be affected because that will clearly cause you great psychological pain  

I wish for popcorn!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You are very unhappy because you skipped my post.

I wish for a Reese's.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It is poisoned.

I wish for another dog.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It dislikes you. 

I wish Glass would go to TLT. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. It dislikes you. 

I wish Glass would go to TLT. 

. . . what do you want me to do?

Granted. I have no idea what you want me to do.

I wish for an idea of what you want me to do.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Make the sandcastle fall down or something? Idk  

I wish for a pen.