Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it is placed in your vital organs.

I wish to become a pro surgeon.

 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You are also a soldier with ptsd

i wish for a coin 

[LessName]

54 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. You are also a soldier with ptsd

i wish for a coin 

Granted, except all its useful for is throwing on the ground, and being allomantically pushed on to throw yourself in the air.

I wish for a ferret.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted, but it's feral. 

I wish for a star. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

Granted, but it's feral. 

I wish for a star. 

Granted. It’s a real star.

I wish to be HECKLED

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. It’s a real star.

I wish to be HECKLED

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WANTS TO BE HECKLED

THAT'S THE MOST 1970s THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT, YOU BASIC HOLLOWED OUT CERAMIC SWINE.

I wish for everyone to know that I mean nothing by my heckles. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, everything other than heckling that you say will be offensive.

I wish for super strong legs.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but that just means your legs get x2 bigger 

I wish for the Sunday tomorrow not to exist

[LessName]

Granted, instead the rest of the week will go Monday, Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and then Saturday. Then will reset, and Sunday will take its rightful place after Saturday.

I wish for a one braincelled orange cat.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It gets eaten by a passing dog.

I wish for another dog.

[LessName]

Granted, it gets eaten by the passing dog that ate my one braincelled orange cat. That single braincell in the now eaten cat took over the dog, and exacted revenge on canine kind.

 

I wish for stormlight to instant heal the stitches in my back.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. If only Stormlight were real. (also, you okay?)

I wish for some s y r u p

[LessName]

Granted, except it’s raw.

(I’m great, just had a procedure done yesterday and needed a few stitches.)

I wish for some fruit flavored mentos

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. They’re rock hard. 

I wish for a bestselling novel!

[LessName]

Granted, except it comes out in two years.

 

I wish for not rock hard fruit flavored mentos that are perfectly edible, and will be nicely delivered into my hands for eating.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. I steal your hands.

I wish for Twinstorm to come back.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. IF ONLY. @TwinStorm IS A SCUDHEAD. 

I wish for a Shoe in my life.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

awwwwwwww wait reallyyyyyyyy that's adorablllllllle-

I mean-

*cough*

Granted. He can't talk- and telepathy isn't real.

I wish for a magical stoat.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

That’s fine. I’ll learn sign language and improve my handwriting. 

Granted. She meddles in your love life. A lot. 

I wish for Narrator powers.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Bacon follows you for the rest of your days.

I wish for some cherry cola.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I’m cool with that axtualky

Granted. It’s very strong cola. Be careful. 

I wish for a nice warm rain. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. There's no one there with you.

I wish to have a debate about the morality of executing murderers.

Spoiler

k

Spoiler

I actually really enjoyed that

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it was really fun in a cool way

 

 

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

WHAT NO 

Granted. You have to kiss a pig. 

I wish my version of Shoe were with me in the warm rain. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You fall asleep before he gets there, and so he leaves.

I wish for another can of cola

Spoiler

Lol we've just taken this over

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

NO WAIT NO CANT YOU SAY LIKE WE DROWN AFTER OR SOMETHING NOT MeAN

Granted. You're very very drunk and you wake up on the top of a building wondering how you got there. You kissed three people while you were inebriated. 

I wish to be ALWAYS RIGHT. 

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ehhehe we just have all the good things to say