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15 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. Everything you write is romantic. Every word. 

I wish I could be at home rn t~t

SCUD YOU, YOU NINJA. 

HAHAHA

 

16 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. You teleport to your home and then it blows up.

I wish for the power to write faster about things I want to write about

Granted. Time moves in slow-motion for you and no one else, and it's really inconvenient.

I wish to never be ninja'd again.

Posted
17 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. You teleport to your home and then it blows up.

I wish for the power to write faster about things I want to write about

Spoiler

Guys, I’ve like seen “ninja’d” more and more. But like, only here. 

Spoiler

What is it?!?!?

 

 

Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I wish to never be ninja'd again.

Granted, your fingers turn into toes and your toes stay toes. (You're now so slow at typing that you never are ninja'd because everyone always gets in so far ahead of you)

I wish to be able to get everything i need to get done this week in a timely manner.

Edited by Cinnamon
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Posted
13 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

I wish to be able to get everything i need to get done this week in a timely manner.

Granted, from now on everywhere you go it feels like walking uphill.

I wish to be able to instinctively know the time of day.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. You are now blind, deaf, and have no sense of taste or smell.

I wish for my leg to stop hurting.

Granted. “I can’t feel my leg! It’s cuz you ain’t got no leg!” Your legs are amputated.

I wish for a lollipop. 

Posted
1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. “I can’t feel my leg! It’s cuz you ain’t got no leg!” Your legs are amputated.

I wish for a lollipop. 

Granted. It is forever stuck to your tongue and will never get smaller. 

I wish I were somewhere else -_- 

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. It is forever stuck to your tongue and will never get smaller. 

I wish I were somewhere else -_- 

Granted, you have been launched into the cold dark void of space.

I wish that the lollipop can’t be taken

Edited by SpiritOfWrath
Posted
Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, you have been launched into the cold dark void of space.

I wish that the lollipop can’t be taken

Granted. It's still stuck to your tongue. 

I wish I were somewhere I liked. 

Posted
1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, but you’ve been blindfolded and endeafened (that’s a word, I swear)

I am content with the lollipop.

I'm actually cool with that

Granted. It's however you want it to be. The buzzy bug inside that you don't know about, however, will bite and kill you as soon as you lick off enough lollipop. 

Posted

Granted, you blow up because of how filled you are from your meal.

I wish for a hamburger.

Posted (edited)

Granted, you can grant Glass’ wish now

I wish for movie sequels to get better instead of worse.

Edited by Vyzkel
Posted
3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I would wish, but I can’t because I can’t grant Glass’

3 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, you can grant Glass’ wish now

This is gonna get really confusing

 

Also in my member title I literally put call me Doomlslug

Posted

Granted but they get exponentially more complicated every installment. They become so confusing only someone with a doctorate in astrophysics can understand them.

I wish to get all my homework done really fast.

Posted
47 minutes ago, The Assassin In Red said:

 

I wish to get all my homework done really fast.

Granted, none of it is on the test.

I wish to know Morse code.

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