Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They are all teleported to the ocean.

I wish school would start already.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but 'school' in this scenario is a school of fish that have been trained to play water-instruments. And School is the name of their orchestra.

I wish for world peace.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it only lasts a week.

I wish school would start early 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, school hours are now from 12am to 5 pm forever.

I wish for Pantone 448 C to be everywhere

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. All living things that see you instantly turn to ash.

I wish for a small chicken.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It is grilled up sitting on a plate in front of you waiting to be eaten.

I wish for a huge chicken.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Congrats! You are now the owner of the world's second largest chicken plushie!

I wish not to kill any life.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. It is grilled up sitting on a plate in front of you waiting to be eaten.

 

HAH I TRICKED YOU THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED

lol

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I wish not to kill any life.

Granted. They are all turned into zombies instead.

I wish for a cookie.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are unable to eat said cookie or you will die.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You always teleport to the person you hate most.

I wish for you to eat this poison cookie you gave me.

Spoiler

I'VE TRICKED YOU AGAIN, HAHAHAHAHA

this is fun

 

Edited August 5, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you will now teleport against your will to Pluto whenever your life is threatened. That is the only time you may teleport.

I wish for zombies not to exist.

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ninja'd, real stuff below

@Unintelligenius Here is a poison cookie. Your lips are still sealed from a previous bane, so you are unable to eat.

I wish for zombies not to exist.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
NINJA'D AgaIN!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted, but now cats are terrified of us

I wish for a potted plant

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, here is a blade of grass in an empty pot.

I wish for cats to love me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Everything else (kittens included) hates you so much they die.

Spoiler

I'm sorry Doomslug; it's too funny. 

I wish for mooooooooore wishes.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. Everything else (kittens included) hates you so much they die.

I wish for mooooooooore wishes.

 

Granted, but they all last ten seconds

wish for Planty the potted plant to be friends with my grass

Edited August 5, 2024 by TwinSouls
Ninja’d

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. Planty the potted plant is a sticky note with a drawing of a blade of grass in a pot filled with dirt. Aww, how cute, a friendship between a sticky note and a blade of grass. 

I wish to become God. (So I may save all life)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You are a God of death who can only kill things or turn them into zombies.

I wish for Doomslug to kill all the spiders in my basement (not turn them into zombies).

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? Doomslug?? How dare you! Doomslug is not a murderer! And besides, she hyperjumps. If you want the spiders to die, you should wish for Boomslug instead.

So. Here is a carbon copy of Boomslug (Because I will not turn Boomslug into a murderer too.)

I wish to be a God of life.

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? Doomslug?? How dare you! Doomslug is not a murderer! And besides, she hyperjumps. If you want the spiders to die, you should wish for Boomslug instead.

So. Here is a carbon copy of Boomslug (Because I will not turn Boomslug into a murderer too.)

I wish to be a God of life.

 

Granted. No life knows you exists anymore, so you can’t do very much.

I wish for planty the potted plant to be a secret agent

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a blade of grass spying on you as you sleep.

I can still do good without life knowing of me. 

I wish to repent all zombies into life.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted, but they have lost all memory.

I wish to be in charge of planty the potted plant.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, Planty the Potted Plant now operates on a battery and you are the fuel required to fill the battery.

I wish for mastery in brainwashing and persuasion.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Granted, Planty the Potted Plant now operates on a battery and you are the fuel required to fill the battery.

I wish for mastery in brainwashing and persuasion.

Granted, but everyone you brainwash’s brains are so clean, that the brainwashed die

I wish to have two of me

[3rd Of The Everstorm He/Him]

Granted, but your clone becomes the birthright son and steals your inheritance

I wish for 3 bowls of Banana pudding

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you now have three bowls that all each have an ant named Banana Pudding.

I wish for @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug to be able to restore people to their original form.

Spoiler

Also, Welcome to the Shard @3rd Of The Everstorm!

 

Edited August 5, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender